Cubs have a day game against the Reds at 2:20, and the rest of MLB plays at night, with the final game starting at 10:15 and featuring the timeless matchup of Dodgers vs. Giants.

Oh, and nobody cares about your fantasy team.

He doesn’t need to cheat, Jerry! And I guess Jack Morris has become Alicia Silverstone…?

The Colorado Rockies have agreed to a minor league deal with three-time All-Star pitcher Roy Oswalt.

The team announced the news on its Twitter account Thursday, with Oswalt expected to report to extended spring training.

The 35-year-old Oswalt has a career record of 163-96. He’s also 4-0 with a 2.25 ERA at Coors Field.

On his Twitter account, Oswalt tweeted: “Always loved the mountains, im back!”

Thanks to Jojo.

A-Rod is an 0 for 27 streak away from falling below .300 for his career.

A-Rod has been cleared to begin baseball activities, making the announcement himself on his Facebook page Wednesday night.

“Just met with my surgeon Dr. Kelly in South Florida and got cleared to move to baseball activities in Tampa,” A-Rod wrote beneath a photo of him training in a gym. “Really excited to be getting closer to being back on the field.”

General manager Brian Cashman said A-Rod would report to Tampa on ...

Peavy smiles and says: “I try not to yell; I try not to swear. But at 7 o’clock every night, I turn into someone different. I’m out there trying to focus. I’m competing. I can’t control myself. But I have three little boys. I want them to be able to watch their daddy pitch without hearing all the yelling.

Dunn smiles and says: “I make fun of Jake. I mock him. I can’t even make the sound he makes when he’s out there; it will hurt my throat. We do an over/under on when he’s going to first yell at ...

Major League Baseball has fined umpire Tom Hallion and Tampa Bay Rays pitchers David Price, Jeremy Hellickson and Matt Moore for their involvement in an incident during this past Sunday’s game against the Chicago White Sox, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN.com.

Price, Hellickson and Moore each have been fined $1,000, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The financial details of Hallion’s fine is unclear.

Our guess is that legendary Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda isn’t into that whole “Gangnam Style” thing.

Check out the expression on the 85-year-old Lasorda’s face when PSY popped out Tuesday night to entertain the crowd at Dodgers Stadium in Los Angeles. The hall of fame manager does not seem impressed. The video is here.

The previously highest paid player in franchise history was Carmelo Martinez, who made $490,000 back in 1989.

Chase Headley said he “didn‘t know how to respond” Wednesday afternoon after learning that the Padres are planning to offer their star third baseman a multi-year contract that would make him the highest-paid player in franchise history.

“To be honest, this is not something we’ve discussed,” Headley said at Wrigley Field.

Earlier Wednesday, Ron Fowler, the executive ...

Daugherty v. Social Media Vanguard #notaprayer

I don’t know if Jay Bruce regrets the tweet he sent out after the game Tuesday night. Reds media relations director Rob Butcher declined to ask Bruce if he’d speak to me, from St. Louis early Wednesday. I’m guessing Bruce isn’t happy with himself. He’s not a confrontational guy. He’s very pleasant, almost all the time. It was out of character for him to tweet this:

I appreciate all the tweets, good and bad, actually. You guys are what ...

On this day in 1926, Democratic and Republican members of Congress adjourned to the old Griffith Stadium for their annual baseball game — a tradition dating back to 1909. Ticket sales supported the Congressional Wives’ Club.
In advance of the contest, The Washington Post wrote: “Public encouragement and applause may work wonders in developing Walter Johnsons and Babe Ruths from the raw material of Congress. To many Americans the baseball bat is mightier than the tongue; and in any event ...

“The Fire Rube train is now boarding.”

I glanced at the screen as the game went to commercial and noticed that the Phillies had one hit. One ####### hit. Against Trevor Bauer, who I never heard of until yesterday.

You know who else noticed that the Phillies offense had one ####### hit through five? The pitcher, Cliff Lee: [Matt Gelb on Sulia]

  “They pretty much pounded us both games, there’s no way around it,” Lee said. “They crushed us both games. It was never really close, ...

It’s too early in the season to make any hardcore declarations about what Harper is and isn’t doing—these things take time, you know—but we can get some ideas about possible developments from what is there. For one, Harper to this point has cut his strikeout ratio down to 15 percent, or a little less than what he produced in the high minors, rather than last year’s 20 percent of the time. It’s how he was hitting .344 entering action on Wednesday night, despite a batting average on balls in play ...

While self-censorship can be a beautiful thing…but unfortunato, it’s about Prime Minister Pete Nash.

Known in his rapper days as Prime Minister Pete Nice, Peter Nash is known today as the epitome of what is primarily wrong with the Internet and blogs. He is also known for his propensity for losing lawsuits, accusing others of fraud while defrauding others himself and, perhaps worst of all, for forcing his father to give up the prestigious academic role he had for nearly half a century in a ...

Forget the 11-16 start. Hang in there, Theo! huh? oh…

This is it, the biggest month of the year for soccer. Some key games/dates:

May 2nd: Europa League semifinals—Benfica v Fenerbahce and Chelsea v Basel

May 4th: Final day of the season in England’s second division. Wolves look done but Barnsley will attempt to escape the drop. Meanwhile, Nottingham Forest and Leicester City will try to snatch the last play off spot from Bolton while Hull needs a win to secure automatic promotion or risk losing it to Watford.

May 8th: Chelsea v Tottenham

This should be acted out in full Rick Santelli sub-human meltdown fashion.

One thing I like about listening to Jim Palmer on the Orioles’ telecasts is he’s not afraid to beat a topic to death if he feels strongly about it. For instance, take the so-called “quality start.”

Take it. Please, take it. Pretty please.

Take it and bury it along with every other irrelevant statistic you can imagine. You think the game-winning RBI was meaningless? That little number was a sabermetric gem compared ...

Toledo News-Bee, May 2, 1913:

Dartmouth lost a shutout victory over Maine because the fire whistle blew. Three infield errors allowed a run, and the errors were caused by the aforesaid whistle.

Bennett, Loudon, and Donahue, Green infielders, are members of the undergraduate fire department. When they heard the whistle announce that the “Fire Fiend” had invaded Hanover they wanted to rush away and help pull the hose cart.

Coach Woods refused to allow them to leave, but their attention was given ...

All that and a Jerry Buchek Republic mention!

Curt Flood, a career .293 hitter but never known for his power, slugged two home runs against Dodgers ace Sandy Koufax. Both were historic.

The first was a leadoff shot that sparked a rare feat. The second was significant because it was the last home run hit against Koufax.

On April 26, 2013, Matt Carpenter and Carlos Beltran, the first two batters in the Cardinals’ order, hit consecutive home runs in the first inning against the Pirates’ ...

He’s In It To The Will To Win It!

Yes, Buchholz is blowing everyone’s mind. He has quietly taken over the league lead in wins (6-0). He has pitched seven or more innings in six straight starts and gotten into the eighth on three occasions.

There are some good starts around baseball. Lots of good, young pitchers. Tampa Bay’s Matt Moore is 5-0 with a 1.13 ERA and 0.88 WHP. The Mets’ Matt Harvey is 4-0 with a 1.56 ERA. Madison Bumgarner is 3-0 with a 1.55 ERA for the Giants. Detroit’s ...

League and Cup. Makes sense to me…

In England, soccer mirrors life. It’s the day-to-day excellence that marks greatness, not a three or four-week run to glory.

Well, I think we should bring some of that spirit to America … especially to baseball. I mean football is geared for the short season – 16 games, an intense playoffs, a Super Bowl, that’s why it’s the biggest thing in America. But they play 162 games in baseball. One hundred sixty two. I mean, seriously, that’s a lot of ...

Nine games today. I’d say maybe it’d be neat to watch one inning of each, but it’d probably be hard to pull off.

Anyway, remember rule #1: Nobody cares about your fantasy team. And rule #2: Baseball is weird.

The New York Yankees have acquired third baseman Chris Nelson, the club announced Wednesday night in a press release.

Nelson was designated for assignment Sunday to make room for Rockies top prospect Nolan Arenado. In return for Nelson, the Rockies will get either cash considerations or a player to be named later. No matter which it is, the return will be relatively small, as it always is in cases like these. The reason is that once a player is designated for assignment, his club has 10 days ...

I for one, will not forget my old pal Winston Llenas!

EDITOR’S NOTE: This week, we’re rolling out the Dunn-O-Meter — kids use #DunnOMeter on the Twitter — our weekly measurement of just how bad Adam Dunn is…playing. It’s the easiest assignment we’ve ever had!

There are plenty of ways to sugarcoat Adam Dunn’s tenure on the Chicago White Sox: He’s a “three-true-outcome” guy, the White Sox haven’t handled him well, his 2012 season makes up for his historically bad 2011 ...

COULD THE LAS VEGAS CUBS BECOME REALITY????

The owner of the Chicago Cubs threatened Wednesday to move the team out of Wrigley Field if his plans for a big, new video screen are blocked, saying he needs millions of dollars in ad revenue to help bankroll the renovation of the storied ballpark.

It was the first time during months of contentious negotiations over plans for a $500 million renovation of the 99-year-old stadium that Cubs Chairman Tom Ricketts has threatened to move the team out of ...

I estimate only 10-12 Primates care about straight NBA players, but with our own thread, we won’t detract from what this site is really about: gay NBA players and craft beer.