Answer Guy has sadly entered his 30s, and every once in a while lays claim to his moniker at bar trivia competitions around the DC area. To pay the bills, Answer Guy is a lawyer, with bar license and everything, who could even stick “Esq” after his name if he felt like it. Much like a Teletubby, or Bo Jackson, or Bob Dole, Answer Guy enjoys referring to himself in the third person. Answer Guy has his own blog for his Big Important Thoughts, and a Livejournal for his Little Frivolous Thoughts, and since that’s not usually enough to contain all his thoughts, he can be seen hanging out at Baseball Think Factory, Daily Kos, and various other places, leaving behind telltale brain droppings. Answer Guy is a die-hard Democrat, and a Red Sox fan, so he is used to disappointment, though the 2004 World Series came as a shock to him. Answer Guy accessories are sold separately.

Note that, contrary to what one might be led to believe on here, if Carl Everett is ever plunked on the head by a jewel-encrusted cell phone that plays “It’s Raining Men,” Answer Guy didn’t do it.