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I used to be indomitable, magical, unprecedented, unfathomable, insatiable, obsessive, otherworldly, unparalleled, pretty good, kind, young, ice-cool, American, inspired, perfect, brilliant, greatest, better, best in the world, sculptured, strong, steamrolling, versatile, riveting, tough, pure, big, bad, invincible, clinical, No. 1, elite, coldbloodedly unbeatable, convincing, historic, calm, precise, astute, cooler, collected, monstrous, feisty, devastating, unstoppable, intimidating, hungry, inevitable, exhalted, flawless, breathtaking, exquisite, amazing, remarkable, competitive, amazingly controlled, athletic, scary.

I advocate empowerment of all stakeholders in the BTF ecosystem to drive widespread value creation through targeted monetization algorithms for user generated content.

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Oh, come on--don’t pretend that, if you came into possession of a piece of Tiger’s tooth, you wouldn’t build a huge shrine to it in your home.
He’d probably extract Tiger’s DNA and attempt to clone him.
He’d extract Tiger’s DNA and attempt to merge it with his own.
To create the world’s first Cacablinasianasian.
He’d decide that the problem is not enough Tiger.