This is pretty much the textbook case for an invasion of privacy tort, too. If the criminal charges don't get him, the civil liabilities will.

And the tape will probably get released anyway, so we'll all win. Or lose.

Madonna has become Pamela Anderson?!

Do we get to see her blue lips? Does she choke in a big spot?

It's also inevitable it will end up on the internet anyway.

Madonna leaves me totally cold. She looks like a burned-out whore at this point.

Agreed. Madonna's "brand" was youth, vigor and rebellion. The only way she couldn't have destroyed that was "retire" and disappear at least 10 years ago. But, as Kevin says, she is nothing but a burned out whore now.

But, as Kevin says, she is nothing but a burned out whore now.

Ahem. Apparently, she's got something Mr. Hot Rich New York F'ing Yankee wants and kept coming back for more to get. And something he wanted so bad he was willing to frazzle his marriage at the cost of many millions of those Yankee dollars he has earned.

Burned out, huh? Maybe. But she'd only be a whore if was going to pay Madonna herself for what he got from her. Since he's going to be paying Cynthia instead, I'm thinking that makes Madonna more of an agent than a whore.

Of course, that may be a distinction without a difference.

Apparently, she's got something Mr. Hot Rich New York F'ing Yankee wants and kept coming back for more to get

She's got Marcellus Wallace's soul

Can't we just leave it at: She's a lousy singer, an unappealing dancer, a prosaic pornographer, and a weak songwriter?

Since there's apparently a prenup, and it's not like ARod was keeping it in his pants anyway, I don't think that Madonna can even be blamed for a big financial hit for ARod.

For all the snark at her, Madonna is apparently a captivating woman in person. Heck, I'd do her (although I'm single at this time, which would probably make me even less interesting to her).

Do her what, akrasian? Her hair? Her eyebrows?

Can't we just leave it at: She's a lousy singer, an unappealing dancer, a prosaic pornographer, and a weak songwriter?

Except that's not accurate.

I'm not a big (or even medium) Madonna fan - but she has done some stuff that I like, even though I mostly listen to alternative rock or stuff from the '60s. She's not fantastic, but there are reasons why she's stayed popular for over 20 years. She has some talent.

Do her what, akrasian? Her hair? Her eyebrows?

Well, I'm not a big fan of pull and spray, but if need be . . .

Don't get me wrong - she's not my dream girl. But I think some posters are underestimating the mental aspects of sexual appeal. Teenyboppers are not necessarily the height of sexual desirability, after all. And I can understand the appeal to ARod of a woman who can do wonderful things with her skill, and who is more famous than him but still wants him. That's a whole different ego trip than the yunguns chasing after him, no matter how good looking they are.

Guys, you have it all wrong. She is A-rod's soulmate. He was just trying to get to her soul on the sofa

This is pretty much the textbook case for an invasion of privacy tort, too. If the criminal charges don't get him, the civil liabilities will.

If only New York had a common law right to privacy. Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure selling the sex tape would violate the statutory right to privacy.

Um... there must be a big inside joke I'm not in here on, but I assume nobody here is taking this site seriously.

Um... there must be a big inside joke I'm not in here on, but I assume nobody here is taking this site seriously.

The story of the sex tape has been circulating for several days now - including major newssites. At this stage, I think it's likely to be true (though not a sure thing, until I can download it from usenet).

If A-Rod and Madonna is worth $2M, how much would the Paul LoDuca and Miley Cyrus tape go for?

If A-Rod and Madonna is worth $2M, how much would the Paul LoDuca and Miley Cyrus tape go for?

Does Miley work at an OTB site? Because if not, then she wouldn't combine with Paul's other love.

If only New York had a common law right to privacy.

I'm taking the Illinois bar on Tuesday/Wednesday. So Multistate general application common law principles are on my mind.

Madonna leaves me totally cold. She looks like a burned-out whore at this point.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

Luckily for Madonna and Alex, they were unaware that their sex acts were being recorded on camera

Ummm....am I really supposed to believe this part?

All this publicity has absolutely ruined A-Rod's concentration and productivity. In the last seven days his OPS+ is a mere 1.203. Just think what a coup it'd be if the Red Sox could plant Amy Winehouse into Andy Pettitte's Bible study classes.

Ummm....am I really supposed to believe this part?

What in the world would be in it for A-Rod to have himself filmed, particularly as he's fixing to lose his marriage and a great deal of his money?

Just think what a coup it'd be if the Red Sox could plant Amy Winehouse into Andy Pettitte's Bible study classes.

A coup indeed--I think we all know what she'd say to that.

I'm taking the Illinois bar on Tuesday/Wednesday. So Multistate general application common law principles are on my mind.

Good luck. It's not nearly as bad as everybody makes it out to be.

I think there's a clip of the sex tape on Youtube.
Here's what I saw:

Alex and Madonna Sex Tape

Madonna leaves me totally cold. She looks like a burned-out whore at this point.

She's pretty nasty looking, I agree. Then again, she's 50 in three weeks. I wonder if A-Rod has nailed her on her plastic-covered couch yet.

That's alright, but there's a far better clip of the nighttime action here. Of course, it's probably going to be taken down by the time anyone reads this post, but it's worth a shot.

That's alright, but there's a far better clip of the nighttime action here. Of course, it's probably going to be taken down by the time anyone reads this post, but it's worth a shot.

Smooth.

BD strikes again.

#28 is good.

Akrasian has it covered -- if Madonna can land baseball's top player, she's far from washed up. Though gossip reports do say she's frazzled planning a tour and trying to deal with the fallout from this.

Dont understand what makes a woman who puts out a whore- probably because she wouldn't give it up for one of us.