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Baseball Primer Newsblog — The Best News Links from the Baseball Newsstand Wednesday, October 12, 2005AP: Garciaparra Rescues Two Women in BostonNot past a diving Garciaparra? Former Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra rescued two women who had fallen into Boston Harbor late last week, his uncle and a witness told the Boston Herald. Garciaparra, traded to the Chicago Cubs on July 31, 2004, was with his uncle in his Charlestown condominium at about 10 p.m. Friday when they heard a scream and a splash, said the uncle, Victor Garciaparra. As soon as the All-Star shortstop and two-time American League batting champ ran out the door to help the woman, her friend also fell in, hitting her head on the pier, said Victor Garciaparra, who oversees his nephew’s business and charitable ventures. Thanks to ess eff |
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I don't think people make fun of Shawn Estes enough.
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Then my wife would punch her and throw her into the Harbor.
If Jeff Kent were there he would've wiped out on a jet ski and claimed he fell out of the rescue boat when he was swabbing the deck.
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Julius Caesar
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Yeah, what would Cal McLish have done?
If Hawk Harrelson were there, he would've reached from the pier and yelled "Stretch! Stretch!" Then when they died, he would stew silently while Darrin Jackson stumbles relaying the incident to the cops.
This was brilliant.
Is this a canadian pop music joke? Wow. Would Jann just have poured "gasoline" on an already bad situation?
DB
cordially,
It's just that her music consists solely of whining about how much her life sucks.
Forget death metal--listen to Jann Arden and you want to put a gun to your head.
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If John Kerry was there, he'd have gone to the UN and asked if it was prudent to save the girls and let them deilberate for a month.
If Dennis Kucinich was there, nobody would notice.
Bingo, if she would've opened for The Who in Cincinnati back in the 1970's fans would've trampled themselves to death.
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RDF
If the Milwaukee Brewers were there, they would have saved 50% of the women and would be ecstatic about it.
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Sure, I would have rescued them if they called.
...and Mike Veeck would have had their bodies blown up between games of the next doubleheader.
Only after he threw fireworks at the drowning women.
By the way, #39 on this page was the only post in this thread to make me laugh out loud.
If Richie Phillips had been there, he would have drowned along with the women while trying to advise them on how to save themselves in his unique way.
If Joe Jackson had not been there, Judge Landis would have suspended him for life anyway.
If Bill James were there, he would have saved them. Unless one of them was Jeff Bagwell.
If Mia Hamm were there...
to search Google for a spreadsheet showing the fastest swimmers, not
considering if they would have chemistry, while listening to one of those iPod
thingys.
That wasn't funny. I just wanted to mention Brien Taylor.
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If Gary Sheffield was there he'd throw the life preserver away from them on purpose.
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Hilarious.
Hmmm. DIPs doesn't lend itself to this, does it?
DB
Poor Larry. I wish he'd come back. This one is for you (if you're lurking):
If Larry Mahnken were there he'd rescue them both but they still would only like him as a friend.
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If Damsco Marte was there, Orlando Hernandez would've saved them.
If Steve Trader was there, he'd let somebody else save them and remark "Well done".
If backlasher was there, he'd throw 'Goldman rocks' at them.
If Cindy Sandberg had been there, the two women could rest assured that upwards of a dozen men would have been on hand to save them.
I think Vida Blue and Kirby Kyle have had a lot of good ones. Too many to mention all of them.
Holy crap!
Sorry.
YUN TARAGOASHI OVER AND OUT
Rookie fills in for injured Colon
And I'm thinking, boy, that hazing is getting out of control.
And just for fun - If Allard Baird were there, then like lemmings off the pier: Jermaine Dye, Johnny Damon, Carlos Beltran...
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If Roger Clemens had been there both women would have been hit in the head with the pier. Then he'd have thrown an oar at them.
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People here would argue that four women is too small a sample size to determine that he lacks the ability to save women.
The Giants will trade for him and make him into a lifeguard.
Allow me to be the first....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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this thread has some crazy velo
If Scott Podsednik had been there, he would have been caught.
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