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Thursday, October 04, 2007

At Least Mrs. Yastrzemski Didn’t Use It: Sex Product Steals Nickname of Hall of Famer

Bah...I remember the uproar over the Johnny Kling-Tite brand.

Yaz is one of the great baseball nicknames of all-time. It’s both simple and elegant. It has the advantage of being necessary and somehow descriptive at the same time. Just typing the word Yaz, I automatically conjure up an image of the player with the dark hair and the big nose standing in the batter’s box with his bat held high in the air, which made him seem even wirier than his 5-foot-11, 182-pound frame.

So, imagine my surprise when I’m watching TV and a commercial comes on for a new birth control pill called Yaz!

Is nothing sacred? Did the people in charge of marketing for this product not understand that particular name was already taken?

Repoz Posted: October 04, 2007 at 05:46 PM | 9 comment(s)
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   1. Keith Law Posted: October 04, 2007 at 06:18 PM (#2560413)
Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke have at least as big of a complaint.
   2. The Jerry Royster Experience Posted: October 04, 2007 at 06:48 PM (#2560444)
It’s both simple and elegant.

You call it "simple and elegant", I call it "lazy". Potato, Potahto.
   3. Sam M. Posted: October 04, 2007 at 07:01 PM (#2560480)
a new birth control pill called Yaz!

Could you imagine the commercial he could make for the product, though?

Hi. I'm Carl Yastrzemski. I won the Triple Crown leading the Boston Red Sox to the American League pennant in 1967. But really, look at this schnozz. Ladies, would you want to procreate with me, and risk passing on this honker to your otherwise beautiful daughter? Of course not! Now, look across the room at that schlub you married. He's no picnic either, ladies. He may not have a promontory of a nose like mine, but he probably lost all his hair before he was 28, right? Or he's the lazy-ass SOB your mother warned you about before you married him? Am I right? So what are you going to do -- pass on those genes to the next generation??

No. So I have the perfect solution for you: the Yaz! birth control pill -- it's the Triple Crown in pregnancy prevention! It is more effective than any other pill out there. It comes in bright Red Sox red. And, has fewer side effects than any other pill. So take it from me, Carl Yastrzemski. If you have some genes that are on a five-generation losing streak, and need to stop like the Curse of the Bambino, call your doctor today, and ask him or her about the Yaz! solution . . . and tell them Yaz! sent you!
   4. Steve Treder Posted: October 04, 2007 at 07:06 PM (#2560487)
Sheer gold, Sam.
   5. Repoz Posted: October 04, 2007 at 07:10 PM (#2560500)
the Yaz! birth control pill

Wouldn't yeast infection from Yaz Bread do the same thing?
   6. Lassus Posted: October 04, 2007 at 08:03 PM (#2560641)
Does it make the woman who takes it continually wave her arms to the right to inspire everything to land where she wants it, instead of somewhere.... less beneficial?
   7. scotto Posted: October 04, 2007 at 09:01 PM (#2560776)
No Lassus, Urban Dictionary says that what you've described is called Fisking.
   8. Darren Posted: October 04, 2007 at 11:22 PM (#2560948)
Does it make the woman who takes it continually wave her arms to the right to inspire everything to land where she wants it, instead of somewhere.... less beneficial?


You're thinking of the Fisk method.
   9. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: October 05, 2007 at 10:29 AM (#2561383)
You're thinking of the Fisk method.

When a Swedish woman does it, is it the Lutefisk method?
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