B & C: We Have Identified Albert Pujols’ Mohawked Towel Person

Slouchy McG-oops!...I had him pegged as the great-grandson of Zero Zero Zero Minus One.

You know, the guy who was wiping the sweat off of Pujols’ shiny head and brow after each round of the home run derby.

We have identified him as the grandson of the legendary professional midget wrestler known around the world as Little Beaver.

Beaver’s most memorable moment came at Wrestlemania 3.

Ironically, one of the commentators for that match was none other than “Mr. Baseball” Bob Uecker.

Last night’s home run derby was won by Prince Fielder.  Most of Prince Fielder’s greatest baseball moments have also been voiced by Bob Uecker. Take about coming full circle.