Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be assaulted by men with bats. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Mr. Sheehan? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Murphy, and you curse the PEDs. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the flagrant record breaking, while tragic, probably saved this league. And those steroids, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saved this league. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want those steroids in the league, you need those steroids in the league. We use words like honor, code, revenues. We use these words as the backbone of a game spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the spreadsheet of the entertainment product that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a baseball bat, and try hitting home runs yourself. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Go away.

We use words like honor, code, revenues.

That should be "We use word like ratings, caps, revenues"

While I appreciate the opening for the wall speech and "you can't handle the truth", if you accept the possibility of Selig as proactive on PEDs, this isn't a Jessup problem.

"sleeps under the spreadsheet of the entertainment product that I provide"

clever

if you accept the possibility of Selig as proactive

I don't, but I see your point.

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Yeah! Burn you stupid pants!