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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Baker denies rumors about kid

There’s been a persistent rumor floating around the Reds that Baker’s 28-year-old daughter, Natosha, is dating and/or engaged to outfielder Corey Patterson.

Baker finally had enough when players on the Astros asked him about it.

There’s no truth to it, Baker said. Natosha is not dating Patterson.

“She hasn’t even been to Cincinnati,” Baker said. “This is so far out of line. It’s hurtful to my wife and daughter. How can people stoop that low? I don’t know who started it. But I’ve been hearing from fans, players, announcers.”

Repoz probably has something funnier to say about this.

Gamingboy Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:20 AM | 24 comment(s)
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   1. Crashburn Alley  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:44 AM (#2954728)
Aw, the title is so misleading.
   2. McCoy  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:44 AM (#2954729)
I guess that was the only way for Patterson to get Baker to play him.
   3. Pops Freshenmeyer  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:46 AM (#2954732)
“This is so far out of line. It’s hurtful to my wife and daughter. How can people stoop that low? I don’t know who started it. But I’ve been hearing from fans, players, announcers.”

Baker really doesn't like Corey Patterson.
   4. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad)  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:50 AM (#2954740)
Reminds me of the rumors that floated around Pittsburgh about Cowher having an affair with Kordell's sister in the late '90s. Not true, of course (I don't think Kordell even had a sister), but sometimes when an unpopular player receives substantial playing time, a certain type of fan likes to reach for nepotistic sex as an explanation.
   5. Ryan Jones  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:54 AM (#2954743)
Baker really doesn't like Corey Patterson.


I hate you for saying this before I had a chance.
   6. Ryan Jones  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 10:55 AM (#2954746)
but sometimes when an unpopular player receives substantial playing time, a certain type of fan likes to reach for nepotistic sex as an explanation.


How does that work in this situation? Baker chooses to play Patterson because Patterson is sexing up Baker's daughter? I'm pretty sure that it would be more likely that such an act would result in Patterson's demotion, rather than expanded playing time.
   7. Andere Richtingen  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:00 AM (#2954753)
Reminds me of the rumors that floated around Pittsburgh about Cowher having an affair with Kordell's sister in the late '90s. Not true, of course (I don't think Kordell even had a sister), but sometimes when an unpopular player receives substantial playing time, a certain type of fan likes to reach for nepotistic sex as an explanation.

The real rumor is that it's Baker himself dating Patterson.
   8. Cabbage  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:03 AM (#2954756)
Patterson can't hit that either? geeze.
   9. Pops Freshenmeyer  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:04 AM (#2954758)
Patterson can't hit that either? geeze.

winner
   10. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM (#2954761)
More likely that Cowher had an affair with Kordell.
   11. I Left Tim Raines Down In Africa  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:16 AM (#2954773)
Or, there's the possibility that Dusty blew her arm out too...
   12. Pops Freshenmeyer  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:17 AM (#2954777)
The Bakers prefer older guys.
   13. Justin T  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:22 AM (#2954785)
More likely that Cowher had an affair with Kordell.

This made me try to think of a joke involving Cowher's propensity for spitting all over the place, and now I want to throw up.
   14. Cris E  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:29 AM (#2954793)
nepotistic sex

Now *there's* a phrase to savor.
   15. Ivan Grushenko of Hong Kong  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:30 AM (#2954800)
So there were no goats involved? Disappointing.
   16. Jim (jimmuscomp)  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 11:31 AM (#2954801)
Patterson can't hit that either? geeze.


Excellent! Kudos.
   17. vern_fuller_brushback  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM (#2954869)
At least, now we know that Dusty's standards as far as locating a mate for his daughter are situated somewhere north of the Mendoza Line.
   18. Walks Clog Up the Bases  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 12:39 PM (#2954895)
Yes, but is there any validity to the rumors that Darren Baker is dating Corey Patterson?
   19. Halofan  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 12:48 PM (#2954912)
Then the Astros asked for her number...
   20. Yankee_Redneck  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 01:04 PM (#2954934)
I'm disappointed nobody asked Dusty if he felt white players lacked the sexual stamina to sex up his daughter properly during the lengthy summers.
   21. I Munson'ed myself (BBF)  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 01:35 PM (#2954962)
Or, there's the possibility that Dusty blew her arm out too...


E-D can be a killer for handy workers.
   22. Bad Doctor  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 02:25 PM (#2955011)
How does that work in this situation? Baker chooses to play Patterson because Patterson is sexing up Baker's daughter? I'm pretty sure that it would be more likely that such an act would result in Patterson's demotion, rather than expanded playing time.

I think Brandon Backe would concur.
   23. Roy Hobbs of WIFFLE Ball  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 02:46 PM (#2955038)
She doesn't have time to date, what with Dusty making her throw 160 pitches in the backyard every 5th day.
   24. Cabbage  Posted: September 25, 2008 at 02:55 PM (#2955055)
Maybe this was a prolonged slump-busting effort.
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