So Tek sucks at hitting on women too.
Maybe his power of Juju is just weak...

O Captain
My Captain!

Josh Wilker wrote about this today too.

Banging Heidi Whatney does not help one's hitting?

Varitek the lyrical catcher?

"Men who pursue a multitude of women fit neatly into two categories. Some seek their own subjective and unchanging dream of a woman in all women. Others are prompted by a desire to possess the endless variety of the objective female world.

The obsession of the former is lyrical: what they seek in women is themselves, their ideal, and since an ideal is by definition something that can never be found, they are disappointed again and again. The disappointment that propels them from woman to woman gives their inconstancy a kind of romantic excuse, so that many sentimental women are touched by their unbridled philandering.

The obsession of the latter is epic, and women see nothing the least bit touching in it...

Because the lyrical womaniser always runs after the same type of woman, we even fail to notice when he exchanges one mistress for another. His friends perpetually cause misunderstandings by mixing up his lovers and calling them by the same name."

Wow, so now the Sox have a former 'roider and an adulterer on their team...they should have just signed Bonds when they had the chance.

Isn't the whole point of adultery to cheat on somebody that doesn't look like your spouse?

I don't know Dave Pinto, but shouldn't this read "I have a friend who says..."

You know who else it's a bad year for? MLB.tv subscribers who have to hear this stupid ####### douche physics professor (ooooh!) go on about Sharp televisions. I will never, ever, buy another Sharp product. Ever. Good marketing, ########.

Different strokes and all.

Of course it's different strokes. If he wanted the same strokes, he would have kept doing his wife.

You know who else it's a bad year for? MLB.tv subscribers who have to hear this stupid ####### douche physics professor (ooooh!) go on about Sharp televisions. I will never, ever, buy another Sharp product. Ever. Good marketing, ########.

Seriously. "Luckily, I am one." Jesus, how smarmy can you get?

Ryan wins the thread. That is all.

There are much, much more annoying things in this world than physics professors, supposing that guy actually is one, which he probably isn't.

Real physics professors are a big part of the reason there still is a world.

He is. He teaches at Pepperdine. And nobody said physics professors are the most annoying people in the world. This guy is incredibly annoying, however.

And I fail to see what it is that supposedly makes physics professors the world's foremost experts on HD television. It's just one of those things where I try to envision the meetings at which this idea was concocted and approved of. They must have been off the charts on the unintentional comedy meter.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds that ####### commercial annoying. I think that professor guy is pretty creepy too.

Is the quote in post #5 from Milan Kundera? I think it is, but can't recall which book.

There are much, much more annoying things in this world than physics professors, supposing that guy actually is one, which he probably isn't.

My dad is a physics professor, and he's nowhere near as irritating as that guy.

You know who else it's a bad year for? MLB.tv subscribers who have to hear this stupid ####### douche physics professor (ooooh!) go on about Sharp televisions. I will never, ever, buy another Sharp product. Ever. Good marketing, ########.

That commercial shits me so far sideways , its not funny.

Why I forget to mention on chatter how much I hate it is beyond me

Plus, you don't have to be some mid-life crisis, sell-out physics professor to know that Sharp HDTV's totally blow,
and Sony completely rules!

Sony! Sony! Sony!

Thanks for saving the world, physicists! Go invent some more bombs.

That physicist reminds me of Mr Joshua from Lethal Weapon.

I registered just so I could comment on how lame that guy is. I specifically googled it because I wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who wanted to kill that idiot. It is every single commercial. Why can't they just stick with the commercial where everyone says their name, just so I can see Victor Martinez whisper "I'm Victor Martinez"

Is the quote in post #5 from Milan Kundera? I think it is, but can't recall which book.

I'm pretty sure it's ULB, and describing the male protagonist, Tereza's husband (his name escapes me at the moment).

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Real physics professors are a big part of the reason there still is a world.

Because if Newton hadn't invented gravity, we all would have flown off the planet into space by now?