Bikini-Clad Beauties to Converge on U.S. Courthouse as Barry Bonds Faces Steroid-Related Charges

PETA, Bonds, steroids, nudity…I’m sure Pete Rose, Hitler and Ring Dings will be arriving shortly.

Wearing nothing but lettuce-leaf bikinis and holding signs that read, “Meat Contains Drugs—Go Vegetarian,” a pair of sexy PETA Lettuce Ladies will hand out free faux-turkey sandwiches outside the federal courthouse in San Francisco on Friday as Barry Bonds answers to charges of perjury and obstruction of justice stemming from an investigation of steroid use in Major League Baseball.

...“The growth-promoting drugs given to chickens make them grow faster than Barry Bonds’ hat size,” says PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich. “The best way to keep dangerous antibiotics, hormones, and other toxic chemicals out of your body—and help animals at the same time—is to go vegetarian.”