Bill Plaschke: Dodgers owners need a huge reality check

“If you bring somebody in to play and pay them, pick a number, $30 million, does that seem a little weird to you?” she said. “That’s what we’re trying to figure out. We’re really trying to see it through the eyes of our fans. We’re really trying to understand, would they rather have the 50 fields?”

Then, later in the conversation, she acted as if the Dodgers couldn’t afford to pay the big free-agent contracts that are always guaranteed.

“I think, oddly enough, if things weren’t guaranteed, then maybe we could pay for it,” she said.

Finally, she finished her Leno-worthy monologue by implying that high salaries were bad for the neighborhood.

“Whatever money they are guaranteed could be money that we could otherwise have given to the community,” she said.

Reaction? Where do I start?

No, No, No, No.

No, $30 million is not weird, it’s the price of competitive baseball.

No, fans should never be forced to choose between a charity and a championship, that’s absurd, is this a baseball team or a telethon? The fans want their money to go to one field only, the one occupied by the Dodgers, anything else is unethical and even immoral.

No, guaranteed contracts are not the deal of the devil, they are common baseball business.

No, fans should not have to worry that signing CC Sabathia means some poor child doesn’t eat that night, that’s beyond belief. Who runs this team, Charles Dickens?

Won’t anyone think of the children!?!?!