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Dennis Eckersley hates when you call his hairstyle a mullet

One visit to the Skin Deep Spatique will take care of that, el pronto.

BLS: So you didn’t expect that coming into this?

Eck: (Laughs) No, I didn’t see it. But I can’t give into it and go chop my hair off because somebody doesn’t like my hair. Because I’m not doing it. It would be like cutting my ‘stache off ... I’m not doing it, you may not like it, but I gotta have it.

BLS: People have said that your hairstyle, is in fact, a mullet.

Eck: I hate that when they say mullet. That’s not good when they say mullet because that means that they don’t like my act. (Smiles)

BLS: But your hair is you.

Eck: I know, what am I supposed to do?

Repoz Posted: October 09, 2008 at 03:00 PM | 28 comment(s)
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1. Halofan Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:13 PM (#2975392)

Eck's Ulterior Motive: Nothing picks up chicks at a Bay Area AA meeting like a mullet and a stache on a hetero ex-boozer.

2. Jolly Old St. Neck Wound, Marching Through Georgia

Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:14 PM (#2975394)

Eck: I know, what am I supposed to do?

I dunno, Eck, maybe try to pick up Sarah Palin.

3. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:16 PM (#2975398)

Give him an in-studio suspension, where he has to listen to Gaylord Perry tell him relievers are [kitties].

4. Ryan Jones Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:45 PM (#2975415)

Does he mind if we call it a shorty-longback?

Or a Tennessee Tophat?

What about a neck blanket?

5. Rowland Office Supplies Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:49 PM (#2975419)

Hold in the front and a save in the back.

6. phredbird

Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:51 PM (#2975422)

business in front, party in the back.

geez, c'mon eck, even tony finally got rid of his.

7. Ryan Jones Posted: October 09, 2008 at 02:53 PM (#2975425)

By the way, unless you really want to see some extremely unpleasant pictures, never enter 'mullet' into Google.

8. Dolf Lucky Posted: October 09, 2008 at 03:14 PM (#2975440)

Yep-Nope

9. Superunknown Gary Geiger Counter Posted: October 09, 2008 at 03:15 PM (#2975441)

Does he mind if we call it a shorty-longback?

Or a Tennessee Tophat?

I'm partial to The Missourri Compromise myself. I don't think that his hair is shourt enough on the top or the sides nor long enough in back to qualify for true mullet status. Randy Johnson had a mullet; as did half of the Phillies last time they made the WS. Eck's hair is more like a guy in 1975 who wanted to let his freak flag fly; but only at half-mast.

10. The Bones McCoy of THT Posted: October 09, 2008 at 03:23 PM (#2975446)

No love for No. 5? I'm still laughing.

RDF ... MBS ... etc.

Best Regards

John

11. Swoboda is freedom Posted: October 09, 2008 at 03:33 PM (#2975457)

No love for No. 5? I'm still laughing.

You're right, funny.

Eck can always cut it down and get a rat tail. That would be cool too.

12. tfbg9 Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:46 PM (#2975569)

Doesn't he need to boost up the height in the front and top to really
be a true mullet man? Maybe a bunch of Final Net will do the trick.

And will there be some point the next 30 years when the mullet will make a comeback?
The thing was fairly prevalent 15 years ago.

13. Halofan Posted: October 09, 2008 at 06:53 PM (#2975576)

Goatees are gonna be the next mullet - in terms of outdated hair choice that receives ridicule - give it 3/4 years.

14. Foster Posted: October 09, 2008 at 10:37 PM (#2975744)

My only defense of my occasional sloppy goatee is sloth. It's harder to shave those parts.

I had a crush on Eck's now ex-wife in the Red Sox yearbook when I was 12.

15. The New Gloucester Whaler Posted: October 09, 2008 at 11:50 PM (#2975777)

give it 3/4 years.

For a hopeful moment, I thought you meant 9 months. We probably won't be that fortunate.

16. The New Gloucester Whaler Posted: October 09, 2008 at 11:50 PM (#2975778)

It's harder to shave those parts.

You could follow the lead of the Rays fans and get a wax.

17. North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:01 AM (#2975781)

Goatees are ~~gonna be~~ the next mullet - in terms of outdated hair choice that receives ridicule - ~~give it~~ and have been for 3/4 years.

18. North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:07 AM (#2975783)

And will there be some point the next 30 years when the mullet will make a comeback?
The thing was fairly prevalent 15 years ago

There is already sort of a mini-mullet comeback in some quarters - just not the real Kentucky Waterfall/Missouri Compromise-type of the past.

19. Crispix Attacks is in the best shape of his life. Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:51 AM (#2975798)

I'm partial to The Missourri Compromise myself.

LOL

Long hair on players is a bit more prevalent than it was a decade ago. I think the nadir of hair length was reached around 2001 or so. Mike Fontenot is a harbinger of the future in this regard.

20. Superunknown Gary Geiger Counter Posted: October 10, 2008 at 10:19 AM (#2975919)

I think the nadir of hair length was reached around 2001 or so.

The 1950s and early '60s say hi.

21. ellsbury my heart at wounded knee Posted: October 10, 2008 at 10:36 AM (#2975931)

When I was in Buenos Aires a couple years ago, the mullet was considered a pretty cool hairstyle. It was kind of strange, as there it's separated from its association with unsophisticated, generally white American men. There were a lot of hot girls who had it, frankly, and they looked pretty good. They could probably have pulled off any hairstyle, though.

22. Sexy Lizard Posted: October 10, 2008 at 10:40 AM (#2975936)

There is already sort of a mini-mullet comeback in some quarters - just not the real Kentucky Waterfall/Missouri Compromise-type of the past.

After the first wave of the hipster ironic moustache died down, there was a brief flaring of the semi-ironic hipster mullet. If in 2003 you'd gone to a club in Berlin filled with 23-year-old Americans you'd have seen a couple dozen mini-mullets on the premises. Not Canadian hockey player caliber mulleting, more like short and severe in front and a longer block of hair in the back.

23. Superunknown Gary Geiger Counter Posted: October 10, 2008 at 11:17 AM (#2975965)

Ya know, the mullet had a brief vogue here at BTF. I've grown my hair out the past couple of years myself, but my bangs are too long and the back is too short for it to be classified a mullet.

24. Rocco's Not-so Malfunctioning Mitochondria Posted: October 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM (#2975978)

What we need is to bring back the rattail.

25. Harry Balsagne Teaches The Correct Way to Hit!!

Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM (#2976002)

Here in Minneapolis many of the local art-scene hipsters have grown "ironic" mullets (though they're less Missouri Compromise and more Diamond Dogs-era David Bowie). Some have even shaved lines into the sides. It looks hot on some of the chicks.

And as far as ex-ballplayer mullets are concerned, nobody beats Dan Gladden's luxurious golden pelt, which, like Eck, he still sports to this day.

26. North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:11 PM (#2976004)

When I was in Buenos Aires a couple years ago, the mullet was considered a pretty cool hairstyle. It was kind of strange, as there it's separated from its association with unsophisticated, generally white American men.

I was in Italy in 2004, and the visiting Spaniards were definitely rocking the mohawk-mullet combo. The guys anyway.

27. Barry`s_Lazy_Boy Posted: October 10, 2008 at 12:18 PM (#2976014)

The mullet, like all styles, will eventually come back. It may take a long time, but it will happen.

28. Walt Davis Posted: October 10, 2008 at 03:01 PM (#2976197)

What is it with relievers? Fingers, Gossage, now Eck ... all afraid to change that image.

Does Juan Marichal give the high leg kick when he's on TV? Does Fernando Valenzuela turn 180 degrees, lift his eyes to the sky, then stick out his hand when he's introduced to someone? No.

Or at least I hope not. :-)

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