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Thursday, February 26, 2009

ESPN: Schoenfield: Who makes the the Mount Rushmores of the AL teams?

It’s just…staggering. 

Boston Red Sox
Ted Williams, Carl Yastrzemski, Pedro Martinez, David Ortiz

Rationale: A long roll call of options, including Cy Young, Tris Speaker, Wade Boggs, Nomar Garciaparra (before the fans turned on him) and ... some guy named Clemens. Sorry, Roger, but you’re still persona non grata in Beantown.

I didn’t think it was possible to read something dumber and more nonsensical than Reilly’s “Let’s arbitrarily reward the MVPs” article within the next month, much less within two days and on the same site.

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   301. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:16 PM (#3088418)
That honor probably goes to The Doors, although The Rolling Stones rank highly, as well.
You were right the first time. The Doors are the all-time winners now and forevermore.
   302. Harry Balsagne's transparent jealousy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:17 PM (#3088419)
How about 1960s one hit wonder Rushmore?

Discuss.
   303. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:17 PM (#3088420)
I have everything ever released by Zep and Floyd (and a shitton of the unreleased stuff), and I respect them greatly. But Floyd alternated experimental intrigue with some of the most BORING music imaginable, and Zeppelin were too one-note to qualify. Even when they did genre experiments, they could never escape from Plant's screech (which works well enough on their particular hard-rock niche) and Page's sloppy guitar and perfectionist arrangements.

I don't totally disagree with any of that. They are still so far beyond The Who it isn't even funny. The Who are trash, garbage, junk. They have like 4 good songs. That's it. The rest is worthless. I mean Tommy? Really? ####### terrible album.
   304. Who wants Teixeira dessert? Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:17 PM (#3088422)
I think Goodman had more quality numbers than Calloway, but admittedly I've heard a lot less from Cab's catalogue. He's the personality in the band, not the players, too, so it wears on me.
   305. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:18 PM (#3088423)
Whitman
Dickenson
Pound
Ginsberg


Aha! Here's where Millay belongs. Pound out for Millay.
   306. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:18 PM (#3088424)
Progressive Rock Rushmore: Genesis, King Crimson, Yes, Can

I have qualms about placing Can on this list, because I think you could argue they're art-rock more than "classic" prog (and they could also lead a Kraut-Rock Rushmore themselves along with Neu and Kraftwerk), but they're a damn sight better than ELP or Gentle Giant. Hmmm...maybe I should put Soft Machine as the fourth group instead.
   307. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:19 PM (#3088425)
I would list the following authors before Pynchon or Fitzgerald:

Faulkner. Bellow. Hawthorne. Steinbeck.

All of the recent Cormac McCarthy hoopla would probably push him to the front of contemporary authors considered for such an honor. And rightfully so I would say.
   308. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:19 PM (#3088426)
Rushmore of western philosophers -

Plato, Aristotle, Descartes, Hegel.


Plato and Aristotle are mandatory. Descartes is a good pick and probably the most recognizable of the Bacon/Spinoza/Descartes trifecta that kicked off the long road to the Enlightenment. Hegel's basic concepts get a lot of fame, but beyond that he's a combination of incomprehensible and meaningless. Hegel was largely Kant inspired, and Kant was impressive entirely in his own rights, so I'd put him above Hegel.

Nietzsche would still by my number four though.
   309. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:20 PM (#3088429)
I would list the following authors before Pynchon or Fitzgerald:

Faulkner. Bellow. Hawthorne. Steinbeck.


Faulkner is possibly the worst author I have ever read. Go with Steinbeck.
   310. Who wants Teixeira dessert? Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:20 PM (#3088430)
Herman had at least three great bands. Fletcher is kind of like Washington as a founder laying down the rules for those to follow, I can see that.
   311. Harry Balsagne's transparent jealousy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:21 PM (#3088431)
60s jazz tenor saxophonist Rushmore:

John Coltrane
Sonny Rollins
Joe Henderson
Wayne Shorter
   312. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:21 PM (#3088432)
I don't totally disagree with any of that. They are still so far beyond The Who it isn't even funny. The Who are trash, garbage, junk. They have like 4 good songs. That's it. The rest is worthless. I mean Tommy? Really? ####### terrible album.
I think we've had this argument before, and all I can say is that if you reduce The Who's legacy to Tommy, you either know nothing about the band or are being intentionally malicious. I agree that Tommy is fairly overrated. The Who's legacy rests on The Who Sell Out, Live At Leeds (Jesus Christ, it's the best live album of all time!), Who's Next, Quadrophenia, and the classic early singles like "Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere," "Substitute," "I'm A Boy," "Pictures Of Lily," "Dogs," etc.
   313. Tuque Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:21 PM (#3088434)
late-'90s one hit wonder Rushmore:

Eagle Eye Cherry, Semisonic, Chumbawumba, Harvey Danger
   314. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:22 PM (#3088436)
The Kinks, The Clash, New Order/Joy Division and the Smiths/Morrissey.

For a non-baby boomer, that's a reasonable list. (Yeah, that's just my own subjective list. Ah well. Thanks for helping me waste time today. And you are all wrong about EVERYTHING!)
   315. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:23 PM (#3088438)
Nietzsche would still by my number four though.

I think he was one of the most brilliant and incisive minds of the last two hundred years, and I thought about him, but Hegel's generally considered more of a "founding father" than Nietzsche was.
   316. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:23 PM (#3088439)
Steinbeck is possibly the silliest author I've ever read. Go with Melville.
   317. Who wants Teixeira dessert? Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:24 PM (#3088440)
Also, somebody put it to him to reform another group in the early 60s when big band jazz was on a ventilator and THAT stuff kicks butt too, just in terms of arrangements, solists, and being a mensch as a leader, Herman has to be there for me, but again, subjectivity. The band that plays the blues.
   318. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:25 PM (#3088444)
Faulkner is possibly the worst author I have ever read.

I never got what people see in him, either. Same with Joyce - I've tried multiple times to read both authors, without success, and I long ago stopped believing that not engaging with a fiction writer was a shortcoming on my part.

Also, Hawthorne is awful. If you want a laugh, google up Twain's critique of Hawthorne.
   319. Who wants Teixeira dessert? Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:27 PM (#3088446)
Oh boy, American Novels is going to be a free for all at this rate
   320. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:27 PM (#3088447)
Go with Melville.

Moby-Dick is a masterpiece, but is there anything else that's really good?
   321. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:27 PM (#3088448)
but Hegel's generally considered more of a "founding father" than Nietzsche was.


This may depart from the Mount Rushmore metaphor, but Hegel is a godfather of a previous era (and one that was largely a reaction to the Enlightenment, so less heavy lifting on his part); whereas Nietzsche (and Dostoevsky and Conrad and Kafka) are the godfathers of our current age.
   322. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:29 PM (#3088452)
Eagle Eye Cherry, Semisonic, Chumbawumba, Harvey Danger

It isn't Dan Wilson's fault no one knows what a good pop song is.


The Kinks, The Clash, New Order/Joy Division and the Smiths/Morrissey.

Is Shooty the only one who remembered The Clash? We all lose, then. They belong on the rock. (Despite, er, Shooty's other stuff. Heh.)


Pioneering Hardcore Motherf*ckers: Black Flag, Husker Du, Minor Threat, Bad Brains

-applause- (Or, maybe pogoing)
   323. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:30 PM (#3088453)
Mount Rushmore of Lunches I've Had in the Last Week:

Two tacos: one suadero, one buche, with grilled scallions
Reheated South Indian fish and clam coconut curry
Selection of artisanal cheeses with white wine
Popcorn
   324. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:30 PM (#3088455)
Moby-Dick is a masterpiece, but is there anything else that's really good?


I'd say one Moby-Dick beats a library of Pynchon's.

And that's not really a huge slam against Pynchon or anything.

Twain & Melville are, I feel, pretty much mandatory on the American novelist list. After that you have, say, four or so people crowding for the remaining two spots.
   325. Delorians Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:30 PM (#3088456)
60s one hit wonders:

Dominique (The Singing Nun)
Ballad of the Green Berets (Ssgt Barry Sadler)
In the year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus)
Eve of Destruction (Barry McGuire)

All #1 hits by artists who never had another top 40 hit
   326. AJM Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:31 PM (#3088458)
Wasn't James Woods a Family Guy one-timer? When was he in the Simpsons?

He was only in one of the top 5 episodes ever. Homer and Apu.

Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again. Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question? Did you...did you _believe_ that, the way I gave you the change? Did I sound like a _real_ Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kind of guy?

Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little labored.

Woods: Oh.

Jimbo: You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!

Woods: Yeah, like, yeah, OK, great! OK, let's, let's just try that again, OK? Come on. Hey, come on -- hey! Get over here. OK, now you're you, I'm me.

Jimbo: I'm me?

Woods: Hey -- don't..._jerk_ me around, fella.
   327. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:33 PM (#3088460)
Moby-Dick is a masterpiece, but is there anything else that's really good?


I just read Typee, which is the novel that made him famous. It's pretty light stuff. Sort of a combination of an exotic swashbuckling tale and some anthropological notes.
   328. zonk Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:34 PM (#3088462)
BTF Threads...

Petco, Great generals HOF, Edgar Martinez thread, ????
   329. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:35 PM (#3088463)
Louis Armstrong? Duke Ellington? Al Jolson? Hank Williams? Hank Williams is as important to large swathes of the US as Frank Sinatra. Based on record sells of the last 20 years, we might have to put Run D.M.C. on this list!


Popular was the key word. The others that you mentioned were not as popular as the four I listed on the pop charts. Don't get me wrong - Armstrong, Ellington, Jolson and Williams were monumental figures (I own CDs of all four, FWIW), but their impact was limited relative to the others in regard to actual record sales.

EDIT: I understand that the radio was musically segregated for years, so it's possible that Crosby and Sinatra would not have been as popular as they were during the '30s and '40s if there had been a level playing field.
   330. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:35 PM (#3088464)
Moby-Dick is so insanely good -- so far ahead of everything else written during the time, and so visionary of what was to come, and so DAMN ENGAGING, EVEN IN THE WHALING CHAPTERS -- that Herman Melville could have been hit by a bus immediately after it was written and he would still deserve a spot on the American Literary Rushmore. I swear to god, I read it nowadays and think "huh, Melville was totally influenced by Pynchon and DeLillo and Gaddis and Wallace." I know how ridiculous it is to think that, and yet I think it nonetheless...and right then and there it hits me how towering Moby-Dick's achievement really is.

I'm 99% certain that the reason people stay away from Moby-Dick these days is because they see the size of the book, know the era it was written in, and imagine that it will be a ponderous, peripatetically bloated "epic." Trust me, it's nothing like that. You read that book and you see the template for A Frolic Of One's Own, you hear eerie premonitory echoes of Underworld, you catch bits that Pynchon was paying tribute to in Gravity's Rainbow...it's such a wonderful ride.
   331. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:35 PM (#3088465)
Petco, Great generals HOF, Edgar Martinez thread, ????

The Death of Derek Jeter thread is an easy #1.
   332. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:37 PM (#3088467)
Noldor: Feanor, Fingolfin, Gil-Galad, Galadriel

Pink Floys Tunes: Echoes, Wot's, uh the Deal, Sheep, Shine on you Crazy Diamond

S.T.W.I.L.F.: Jadzia Dax, Seven of Nine, T'Pol, K'Ehleyr

Babylon 5 Characters: Garibaldi, Londo, Marcus, Emperor Cartagia

Beers: Guiness, Duvel, Anchor Steam, Sierra Nevada Celebration

OK, that's enough geekyness.

Great thread. Laughed my ass off more than once, especially the part about porn being a meat.

Oh, and Simpons celeb cameos:

Joe Namath (Vapor Lock!!)

Jay Mohr doing Christopher Walken reading Goodnight Moon.
   333. flournoy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:37 PM (#3088468)
Ninja Turtle Mount Rushmore:

Leonardo
Donatello
Michelangelo
Raphael


I go for the easy ones.
   334. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:38 PM (#3088471)
Oh boy, American Novels is going to be a free for all at this rate

OOOOK here we go, from the original proposal:

Twain, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Pynchon

I'm replacing Fitzgerald with John Irving. Including Pynchon may be too subjective. I think Melville's output has to count for something, as it was pretty low. The thing about Hawthorne that's important is that he predates the entire list above and he wrote a LOT of short stories that were really amazing and rather influential. So, my new list for authors:

Hawthorne, Twain, Hemingway, Irving
   335. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:38 PM (#3088472)
Big band leaders might be Ellington, Basie, Goodman, Herman.


Kind of hard to ignore Glenn Miller, since he was the king of his era in record sales.
   336. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:40 PM (#3088473)
A Mount Rushmore of national parks would have to include Theodore Roosevelt, no?
   337. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:41 PM (#3088475)
American Novels, first go:

Moby Dick. Huck Finn. (First two no-brainers ... even though I haven't read the first and don't love the second)

Catch-22. For Whom the Bell Tolls.

?
   338. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:42 PM (#3088476)
Maybe Great Gatsby in front of For Whom the Bell Tolls - chiefly because it is more of an era-defining work. Also FWTBT is set in Spain. So I am replacing it.
   339. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:43 PM (#3088478)
I never got what people see in him, either. Same with Joyce - I've tried multiple times to read both authors, without success, and I long ago stopped believing that not engaging with a fiction writer was a shortcoming on my part.

Also, Hawthorne is awful. If you want a laugh, google up Twain's critique of Hawthorne.


good to see others share these views. There's certainly a protected class of authors and artists, which many in those establishments gasp the horror! whenever the least bit of criticism is offered upon these annointed authors/artists.

I try to apply that theory to baseball players, but keep arguing with myself on who is the 'establishment'.
   340. zonk Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:47 PM (#3088479)
Also, Hawthorne is awful. If you want a laugh, google up Twain's critique of Hawthorne.


good to see others share these views. There's certainly a protected class of authors and artists, which many in those establishments gasp the horror! whenever the least bit of criticism is offered upon these annointed authors/artists.


I dislike Joyce more than Hawthorne, but I'd consider either to be Whatsamatta U material.
   341. Delorians Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:47 PM (#3088480)
Petco, American Red Cross, Fred Schwartz, John F Mabry?
   342. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:48 PM (#3088481)
American Novels, first go:

We're not carving books into rocks, shall we stick to people? ;-)


I've never liked Joyce, but I admit I can't see the hate for Hawthorne.
   343. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:54 PM (#3088487)
I could have made a run at a Mount Rapmoore in 1995 probably, but not now, I'm too out of it. Anyone?

Run D.M.C., Public Enemy, N.W.A., and Biggie


I would break this into three: solo rappers, producers, and groups.

Groups: Public Enemy, N.W.A., Wu-Tang, Run-D.M.C.
Solo: KRS-One, Rakim, Biggie, Kool G Rap.
Producers: Dr. Dre, DJ Premier, Pete Rock, Prince Paul.

I'm very, very tempted to replace Run with the Beastie Boys.
   344. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:54 PM (#3088489)
Mt. Rushmore of freshwater fish: (perspective of fishing for them)

Muskellunge, Walleye, Smallmouth Bass, Lake Trout
   345. zonk Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:55 PM (#3088490)
I've never liked Joyce, but I admit I can't see the hate for Hawthorne.


Preachy.

I liked 7 Gables OK, but Scarlett Letter, Blithesdale, and most of the short stories of his I've read drive me nuts.
   346. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:56 PM (#3088491)
Oh, and going way back to the directors thing:

There is no way you can leave Orson Welles off that list. He made plenty of great films other than Citizen Kane, but even with just that he belongs.

I'd go Griffith, Welles, Bergman, Scorsese.
   347. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:56 PM (#3088493)
My bad - it was Cooper that Twain bashed in, not Hawthorne.

The Scarlet Letter would have been better had it contained a plot.
   348. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:58 PM (#3088495)
How about college basketball players?

Pistol Pete, Bill Walton, Kareem (Lew) and...?
   349. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 09:59 PM (#3088497)
I would break this into three: solo rappers, producers, and groups.

Groups: Public Enemy, N.W.A., Wu-Tang, Run-D.M.C.
Solo: KRS-One, Rakim, Biggie, Kool G Rap.
Producers: Dr. Dre, DJ Premier, Pete Rock, Prince Paul.


Totally agree with this.

h, and going way back to the directors thing:

There is no way you can leave Orson Welles off that list. He made plenty of great films other than Citizen Kane, but even with just that he belongs.

I'd go Griffith, Welles, Bergman, Scorsese.


I don't see how you can have a list of great directors that doesn't include Kurosawa and Kubrick.
   350. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:00 PM (#3088498)
Kind of hard to ignore Glenn Miller, since he was the king of his era in record sales.

Oh jesus, you're right. Now what?

Ellington, Dorsey, Henderson, Calloway

Ummmm... I have a hard time leaving Calloway off as he was such a FIGURE of the era, a whole style under himself and made a huge early mark. But does that overshadow shortcomings and make him too stock a pick? Or is it Miller that's the stock pick? Bah!

At the moment, it seems Calloway's off for Miller.

Ellington, Dorsey, Henderson, Miller
   351. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:01 PM (#3088499)
Well, you have to leave somebody out when you're whittling down your list to four!

Personally I think Kubrick, though he was a great director, is pretty heavily overrated. I like Kurosawa more but Bergman still kicks his ass, in my opinion.
   352. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:04 PM (#3088507)
I'm probably the only person on BBTF who will even understand this, but...

The Scott Walker Mount Rushmore: The Amorous Humphrey Plugg, Big Louise, We Came Through, The Old Man's Back Again.

I pity the Primate who has not experienced the poetic world of Walker.
   353. Dewey, Steven Wright Wannabe and Soupuss Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:07 PM (#3088511)
The only Bergman film I saw was The Seventh Seal. I had a hard time staying awake, and I pretty much knew from the tone that everyone was going to be dead at the end.

I always thought that Scorsese was somewhat overrated. I liked Raging Bull, and Goodfellas, but neither one of them was something that made me sit up and take notice.
   354. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:08 PM (#3088512)
Pistol Pete, Bill Walton, Kareem (Lew) and...?


...Larry Bird
   355. John (You Can Call Me Grandma) Murphy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:10 PM (#3088516)
Ellington, Dorsey, Henderson, Miller


The Duke and Miller are definites, but the other two are difficult for me to pick.
   356. Big Train Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:14 PM (#3088519)
The Mount Rushmore of Directions

North, West, East, Northwest.

A lot of people would put south in that last spot, but I won't. Northwest is money.
   357. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:15 PM (#3088521)

Whitman
Dickenson
Pound
Ginsberg

Aha! Here's where Millay belongs. Pound out for Millay.


Millay is sadly too subjective a choice here, pointed out to me by the fact that we went to the same college. I can't stand Dickenson, but I can't leave her out, there is an element of popular that is to be considered.

So:

Whitman, Dickenson, Cummings, Ginsberg
   358. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:16 PM (#3088522)
The Duke and Miller are definites, but the other two are difficult for me to pick.

Choices had to be made! Man up, Murphy!
   359. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:23 PM (#3088526)
Monty Python lines:

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.

I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! -- Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
   360. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:25 PM (#3088529)
The Scott Walker Mount Rushmore: The Amorous Humphrey Plugg, Big Louise, We Came Through, The Old Man's Back Again.

I pity the Primate who has not experienced the poetic world of Walker.


For a moment, I was like, wow, a Mount Rushmore of the achievements of Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker. I guess those poems could be nicknames for the various Aldermen on the council that he has thoroughly annoyed, or those that have been indicted since he's been the Exec.
   361. Jolly Old St. Neck Wound, Moral Idiot Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:25 PM (#3088530)
Big band leaders might be Ellington, Basie, Goodman, Herman.

Ellington, Teddy Wilson, Billy Eckstine, Tommy Dorsey. An impossibly big list to shrink down to just four.

Male vocalists: Sinatra, Hartman, Eckstine, Bennett

Female vocalists: Billie, Sarah, Dinah, Eva Cassidy

American Novels, first go:

Huckleberry Finn, Sister Carrie, The Great Gatsby, Invisible Man

How about college basketball players?

Oscar, Alcindor, Walton, David Thompson. Could add quite a few more.

And the pros:

Russell, Magic, Bird and Jordan.

"On this, there can be NO DISAGREEMENT"
---Poppie

And quarterbacks:

Baugh, Staubach, Montana, Elway. But could easily be expanded to a dozen.
   362. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:27 PM (#3088531)
Monty Python lines:


And now for something completely different
   363. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:29 PM (#3088534)
I read it nowadays and think "huh, Melville was totally influenced by Pynchon and DeLillo and Gaddis and Wallace." I know how ridiculous it is to think that, and yet I think it nonetheless...and right then and there it hits me how towering Moby-Dick's achievement really is.


I say this with a genuine interest: Could you explain how, even if in a general, from 15,000 ft. up perspective?

The American Renaissance is considered to be: Whitman, Thoreau, Melville, Emerson, Hawthorne and, for good measure (despite coming a couple of decades later) Twain.

Cooper is considered huge for creating the Into the Wild -- An American Adventure Story form.

But yeah, American Novel Rushmore: Huckleberry Finn, Moby Dick, The Great Gatsby, Uncle Tom's Cabin.

Now, Mount Rushmore of MLB franchises: Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, Dodgers (Cubs? Cardinals? Rockies?)

Mount Rushmore of Weezer songs: Jonas, Buddy Holly, Good Life, Tired of Sex (Note: I like their later stuff, unlike many Weezer fans, but I don't think that changes the mountain face)
   364. Bitter Calculus Instructor Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:29 PM (#3088535)
BTF Threads...

Petco, Great generals HOF, Edgar Martinez thread, ????


The Everett Thread!
   365. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:33 PM (#3088540)
And now for something completely different

That would be for the one-liners version:

And now for something completely different

It's just a flesh wound

It's wafer thin

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
   366. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM (#3088546)
Monty,

I know; I've read that before. The Last of the Mohicans and Cooper are remembered/important because of the genre, not the literary quality of his work.
   367. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:41 PM (#3088547)
(Note: I like their later stuff, unlike many Weezer fans, but I don't think that changes the mountain face)

I stick by what I said as far as this exercise being about carving PEOPLE into a rack face and not objects or concepts, but I agree what you said about the new stuff's relation to the old stuff, too, as well as liking the later things.

I have to say that I actually consider "Pork and Beans" to be one of the best summer singles I have ever heard. I'm not sure if I'm affected by the video for that or not, but it's kind of a perfect song. And the bridge in "Everybody get Dangerous" is so awesome (even if the song isn't) that it gives me chills. Honestly, I think the Red album has such towering high points, it makes up for some equally weird low points. (It isn't one of their better albums, no, but I liked it.)


James Fenimore Cooper could not write to save his damn life. Ask Mark Twain, if you don't believe me.

I'd never read that and I have to say that is the harshest and most thorough beat-down I have ever seen in print. Thank god Cooper was dead, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
   368. Walt Davis Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:43 PM (#3088548)
hours late with this:

by literary standards, Samuel Delany is the best SF writer.

by most any other standard (ohhh, say, plot), Samuel Delany may be the worst SF writer. :-)

On Herbert and Dune -- it's Dune Messiah that makes Dune great. Tragedy after triumph and it brings poignancy to the "sacrifice" that Paul talks about so much near the end of Dune -- not just in terms of what happens to him but in terms of the universe he created. It took a lot of "courage" for Herbert to do that to one of the great heroes in SF.

After Dune Messiah, you can ignore everything. But I agree a number of Herbert's other novels are worth reading. Alas, somewhere in one of my moves, I seem to have lost 1-2 boxes of books and those are all gone.

Now, as to Trapper John vs. Hawkeye ... really the key was Blake but he was a Colonel. Anyway, Hawkeye quickly became insufferable once those two characters left. Hawkeye on peak but his career value is awfully low. Trapper turns out to have been the Derek Jeter of that show. :-) Truth is I was having trouble thinking of captains but no way was I gonna put Hawkeye on the list.

Was MASH the first show to perfect the "side character development" thing? After those first few seasons, I'm not sure I can remember laughing at anything Hawkeye said or did ... and he was still twice as funny as BJ. Col Flagg, on the other hand, may be my favorite guest character in TV history.
   369. Harry Balsagne's transparent jealousy Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM (#3088549)
Millay is sadly too subjective a choice here, pointed out to me by the fact that we went to the same college. I can't stand Dickenson, but I can't leave her out, there is an element of popular that is to be considered.

So:

Whitman, Dickenson, Cummings, Ginsberg


I considered cummings (spell it right) for the Pound slot, but thought that may be too subjective as well. I was trying to list by impact/influence.

A US poet Rushmore of personal favs would probably be:

Whitman
Hart Crane
WC Williams
Ginsberg
   370. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:47 PM (#3088550)
I have to say that I actually consider "Pork and Beans" to be one of the best summer singles I have ever heard. I'm not sure if I'm affected by the video for that or not, but it's kind of a perfect song. And the bridge in "Everybody get Dangerous" is so awesome (even if the song isn't) that it gives me chills. Honestly, I think the Red album has such towering high points, it makes up for some equally weird low points. (It isn't one of their better albums, no, but I liked it.)


I am with you 110% (because I'm mathematically challenged).

Pork & Beans might be the most fun song around. Get Dangerous is funky fresh (for geek arena pop rock). Greatest Man Who Ever Lived is just plain awesome.
   371. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:48 PM (#3088552)
Truth is I was having trouble thinking of captains but no way was I gonna put Hawkeye on the list.


Kirk, Picard, Steubing, Barney Miller...
   372. Santanaland Diaries Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:50 PM (#3088554)
Now, Mount Rushmore of MLB franchises: Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, Dodgers (Cubs? Cardinals? Rockies?)


Yankees, Dodgers, Cardinals for sure. For the fourth, it depends on whether we're talking on-field success or following, but I think it's either the Red Sox or A's.
   373. Walt Davis Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:50 PM (#3088555)
Steubing was already on my list. Miller I should have had. Kirk -- blech. Picard -- sure. But those last two were gonna set off a ST nerdfest ... which happened anyway.
   374. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:51 PM (#3088556)
Col Flagg, on the other hand, may be my favorite guest character in TV history.


I agree. How about a Rushmore of recurring guest characters?

Col Flagg, Q, Artie Ziff, Luigi Vercotti
   375. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:52 PM (#3088557)
I read it nowadays and think "huh, Melville was totally influenced by Pynchon and DeLillo and Gaddis and Wallace." I know how ridiculous it is to think that, and yet I think it nonetheless...and right then and there it hits me how towering Moby-Dick's achievement really is.


This is the first time I've ever wanted to read Moby Dick. Never heard anyone say this.
   376. Walt Davis Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:52 PM (#3088558)
Now, Mount Rushmore of MLB franchises: Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, Dodgers

You realize you just justified Ken Burns' Baseball.
   377. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:57 PM (#3088560)
For a moment, I was like, wow, a Mount Rushmore of the achievements of Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker. I guess those poems could be nicknames for the various Aldermen on the council that he has thoroughly annoyed, or those that have been indicted since he's been the Exec.
I know that nobody ever follows the links I post on these threads, but...well, for reasons that I can't properly explain, it would mean a lot if people checked these following YouTube links out. They lead you to each of the "Mount Rushmore" Scott Walker songs I was talking about. It's all from the late 1960s (1968-1969 for these), and it's unlike anything you've heard. Lush orchestral art-rock stapled to some of the most grippingly poetic lyrics ever. Except for "The Old Man's Back Again," of course, which is the greatest anti-Communist protest song ever written:

- "The Old Man's Back Again": Best protest song of the late '60s? Makes The Beatles' "Revolution" look like kiddie-time.

- "We Came Through": This is where John Williams nicked the "Indiana Jones" theme from, BTW.

- Big Louise: No words can describe this. One of the most haunting, beautiful pieces of 20th century orchestral music written by a guy not named Mahler, except that it also has a gorgeous vocal on top of it.

- I can't find "Humphrey Plugg," so here's Scott Walker's interpretation of Ingmar Bergman's "The Seventh Seal". No, really - it's the whole plot of the movie boiled down into five minutes, and it's frankly far more memorable and entertaining than the film itself.
   378. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:58 PM (#3088561)
I considered cummings (spell it right)

FROM WIKIPEDIA:

Cummings himself used both the lowercase and capitalized versions, but according to his widow did not, as reported in the preface of one book, have his name legally changed to "e e cummings". He did, however, write to his French translator that he preferred the capitalized version ("may it not be tricksy").
   379. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 10:58 PM (#3088562)
I was thinking of claiming that Kirk wouldn't even make my Mount Rushmore of captains on Star Trek, but I decided that would be mean.


Well, I definately prefer Picard, Sisco, and Archer. Kirk probably beats out Janeway though.
   380. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:09 PM (#3088568)
- I can't find "Humphrey Plugg," so here's Scott Walker's interpretation of Ingmar Bergman's "The Seventh Seal". No, really - it's the whole plot of the movie boiled down into five minutes, and it's frankly far more memorable and entertaining than the film itself.


You, sir, have poor taste in film.
   381. Esoteric Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM (#3088570)
Nah, Le Samourai...I like "Seventh Seal" well enough. I do prefer other Bergmann films though (particuarly "The Virgin Spring"), and I was indulging in a bit of puffery to get folks to check out the song. I DO really admire the way Walker managed to miraculously compress the entire damn film down to five minutes, though - he does justice to both the plot and the thematic elements. And hey, I'm a sucker for Spanish flamenco guitar pastiches, what can I say?
   382. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM (#3088571)
Well, I definately prefer Picard, Sisco, and Archer. Kirk probably beats out Janeway though.

I'd like to put in a good word for Captain Sulu in "The Undiscovered Country", rushing to get to Kirk and delivering one of the more badass Star Trek lines I ever heard:

Sulu - "In range?"

Helmsman - "Not yet sir."

Sulu (impatient) - "Come on, come on."

Helmsman - "She'll fly apart, sir!"

Sulu (shouting) - "Fly her apart, then!"
   383. PreservedFish Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:16 PM (#3088572)
Also cannot stand "The Seventh Seal." Actually I think it is pretty near garbage, with some nice memorable imagery and atmospherics within.
   384. Forsch 10 From Navarone (Dayn) Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:18 PM (#3088573)
BTF Threads...

Petco, Great generals HOF, Edgar Martinez thread, ????


The Jung Bong thread remains a favorite of mine.
   385. Alex meets the threshold for granular review Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:20 PM (#3088575)
Nah, Le Samourai...I like "Seventh Seal" well enough. I do prefer other Bergmann films though (particuarly "The Virgin Spring"), and I was indulging in a bit of puffery to get folks to check out the song. I DO really admire the way Walker managed to miraculously compress the entire damn film down to five minutes, though - he does justice to both the plot and the thematic elements. And hey, I'm a sucker for Spanish flamenco guitar pastiches, what can I say?


I prefer a handful of Bergman films to SS (Fanny and Alexander, Scenes from a Marriage mainly), but I still think it's ridiculously great.
   386. Tom Nawrocki Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM (#3088576)
Female vocalists: Billie, Sarah, Dinah, Eva Cassidy

Ella Fitzgerald. I'd replace any of the four with her, but especially Eva Cassidy. We never had to listen to Ella singing "Fields of Gold."

Mount Rushmore of Weezer songs: Jonas, Buddy Holly, Good Life, Tired of Sex

If you're leaving off "Beverly Hills," I assume it's because that one belongs on the Rushmore of All Pop Songs.
   387. chris p Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:25 PM (#3088577)
Beers: Guiness, Duvel, Anchor Steam, Sierra Nevada Celebration

oof. that's just ... wrong.

i won't make a list of top beers, becuase you can't. the best beer is always going to be the one that's fresh and local. that said, zero german beers? that's just a travesty. and i like west coast microbrews and all, but you can't pick 2 san francisco area beers. they've been on the scene for less than 40 years ... well, if you are nice enough to forgive anchor's previous, not-so-glamorous history (jack keefe, for one, said that the steam beer out on the west coast made him all "logey"). and duvel? really? it's gotta be chimay or westmalle ... or how about cantillon or rodenbach?
   388. Misirlou's got a busy day, he's wearing a vest Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:26 PM (#3088578)
I'd like to put in a good word for Captain Sulu in "The Undiscovered Country", rushing to get to Kirk and delivering one of the more badass Star Trek lines I ever heard:


Well, yeah, if we are including one-off guest captains, then there's a lot better than Kirk. From TOS, Kang has to be #1.
   389. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:26 PM (#3088579)
If you're leaving off "Beverly Hills," I assume it's because that one belongs on the Rushmore of All Pop Songs.

Oh, Tom, geez, no. Really. -sad face-


Well, yeah, if we are including one-off guest captains, then there's a lot better than Kirk. From TOS, Kang has to be #1.

I count Sulu higher than a one-off. ;-)
   390. chris p Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:28 PM (#3088580)
btw, here's jack keefe on steam beer:

link
   391. Tom Nawrocki Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:29 PM (#3088581)
Oh, Tom, geez, no. Really. -sad face-

You're just a no-class beat-down fool.
   392. Home Run Teal & Black Black Black Gone! Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:33 PM (#3088584)
You know, Tom, I honestly fear that he will always be that way.
   393. Tom Nawrocki Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:35 PM (#3088585)
It's something that you're born with. And he just don't belong.
   394. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:38 PM (#3088587)
Kirk probably beats out Janeway though.

Like Star Wars ep 1-3, Star Trek Voyager never happened. I will brook no argument on this subject.
   395. RJ not in TO Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:39 PM (#3088588)
oof. that's just ... wrong.

i won't make a list of top beers, becuase you can't. the best beer is always going to be the one that's fresh and local. that said, zero german beers? that's just a travesty. and i like west coast microbrews and all, but you can't pick 2 san francisco area beers. they've been on the scene for less than 40 years ... well, if you are nice enough to forgive anchor's previous, not-so-glamorous history (jack keefe, for one, said that the steam beer out on the west coast made him all "logey"). and duvel? really? it's gotta be chimay or westmalle ... or how about cantillon or rodenbach?


I was going to say, westmalle has to be on there.
   396. Lassus: Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:45 PM (#3088590)
Like Star Wars ep 1-3, Star Trek Voyager never happened. I will brook no argument on this subject.

It was bad at the time, but with distance and perspective... it only gets worse. The level to which they could screw up such a softball of a premise is almost impossible to fathom.

I mean, if it had ever happened.
   397. zonk Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:49 PM (#3088591)
Like Star Wars ep 1-3, Star Trek Voyager never happened. I will brook no argument on this subject.


Fools, the lot of you... Fools!

Mt Rushmore of people on this thread I now hate:

Lassus
Miserlou
Randy Jones
The next person that bashes Voyager
   398. Biff isn't really an apt handle anymore Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:55 PM (#3088593)
Mount Rushmore of Weezer songs: Jonas, Buddy Holly, Good Life, Tired of Sex

Hm...I'd go Say It Ain't So, El Scorcho, Only In Dreams, and The Good Life. They do obviously have to all come from the first two albums.
   399. Biff isn't really an apt handle anymore Posted: February 27, 2009 at 11:56 PM (#3088595)
Progressive Rock Rushmore: Genesis, King Crimson, Yes, Can

Does it have to be "classic" bands? Because Porcupine Tree is ####### amazing.
   400. Lassus: Posted: February 28, 2009 at 12:06 AM (#3088599)
zonk wins

(If it makes you feel any better, zonk, I watched every last episode. Really. I'll allow for about 7 good episodes over the 7-year run. Shooting high.)


They do obviously have to all come from the first two albums.

Oh, Biff. You were on that side of the Great Green Album War, were you?
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