This article is useless without pictures.

I tried to think of a quip involving a twist on the word "Sizemore," but it simply can't be done.

Your're welcome:

http://gaysocialites.com/2009/11/here_are_the_sexy_pictures_of_1.html

Don't ask me how I found that. You probably don't want to know.

Don't ask me how I found that. You probably don't want to know.

Isn't Sizemore one of bbc's favorites?

It's a publicity stunt, people.

Is he in the best shape of his life?

How did Kaz Tadano hack into Grady's girlfriend's email?

shockingly, "gaysocialites.com" is blocked by my work.

The mug of tea is hilarious.

Seriously: if you're ever a guest at Sizemore's house, bring your own coffee mug.

If he's a gay socialite, where's his penny-farthing bicycle and red velvet swing?

It's unbelievable given the history of these things that famous people keep makinf these phots/videos and then are shocked, shocked when they become public. If it's not a PR stunt, he's a moron.

Listen people, if you don't want naked photos/videos fo you/your wife/your girlfriend/etc. to circulate, don't make 'em in the first place. Otherwise, the odds of them getting out eventually are like 98.7%.

Listen people, if you don't want naked photos/videos fo you/your wife/your girlfriend/etc. to circulate, don't make 'em in the first place. Otherwise, the odds of them getting out eventually are like 98.7%.

Meanwhile, shootyerotique.com has yet to get a hit. I'm getting killed, dammit.

I don't think people want to see racy pictures of me.

My wife has stated numerous times that she thinks we should get dressed to take the garbage cans out to the curb or whatever; in my opinion a sleepy shirt and sweat pants are good enough. If the neighborhood kids complain, my plan is to say, "Behold! The ravages of time!!!!"

When I access the site, why does it say, "Welcome back, CRAIG CALCATERRA" on top of the screen?

When I access the site, why does it say, "Welcome back, CRAIG CALCATERRA" on top of the screen?

Damn. I thought I had logged in with my usual ID: "IheartBradyAnderson."

Meanwhile, shootyerotique.com has yet to get a hit. I'm getting killed, dammit.

Something tells me "shootyerotique.com" just became a Googlewhack

"I blame the internet and the return of swing music."

Something tells me this is going to be a legendary thread. And I haven't even clicked on any of the links yet.

Something tells me "shootyerotique.com" just became a Googlewhack

What's a Googlewhack? In this context, it sounds kinda gross. (Nice one for the Hammers, BTW.)

What's a Googlewhack?

Ha ha, you're old.

What's a Googlewhack? In this context, it sounds kinda gross. (Nice one for the Hammers, BTW.)

A google search quote that returns only one search result.

It's kinda self-defeating because as soon as someone finds a Googlewhack, they post it on the internet, it becomes another listing on Google, and stops being a Googlewhack.

This will bbc's all-time favorite thread, if she doesn't faint looking at the pictures and is actually able to post.

(Nice one for the Hammers, BTW.)

Indeed. I would have preferred they didn't mail in the defense in those last 20 minutes, but I suppose it is hard to defend to the death when you're up 5-0. Going to be a tough next couple of games though, Man U, at Birmingham and (in a big one) at Bolton.

PS:
Ha! Take that, people who thought you were getting an interesting thread, here comes the soccer talk!

Behold the happiest women in the world (or, at least, northeastern Ohio).

The message board just got wind of this news and is initially a split between those concerned with his privacy and those saying (and I quote) WOW.

1) I question the erotic judgment of anyone who calls those photos "steamy."
2) Nice body, boring bathroom, and a limited imagination. (And this from a woman who spotted young Mr. Sizemore when the Tribe brought him up at the end of the 2004 season for about 40 games and has often pondered her own quips on the name "Sizemore.")

That rear-view shot of Sizemore and the bowl of cake batter can not be described.

I'm not looking unless there are centaurs involved.

Heh, not sure why they're bothering to try to get the pics taken down. By this time, pretty much everyone who wants them has probably DLed them, and can put them up on multiple sites all over the world.

He should just embrace their release.

boring bathroom

I admit I wondered why he was taking these pictures in an East Village studio apartment bathroom.

What the hell is he doing with that Care Bear stuffed animal? That should be illegal.

Does "gaysocialites.com" have a mailing list or whatever? I'm thinking of immaturely signing people I don't like up for repeated emails from them.

You realize we might lose our bonafide SABR Charter over this!

nude AND beano cook

Doesn't matter how famous or rich someone is, most folks start with zero judgment. By the time they reach the age of majority most folks have some degree of good judgment. If you rated judgment on a 1 to 10 scale with 10 equaling never doing stupid stuff that could haunt you later, then less than 1% clock in at 10. Most in our early 20's probably enter adult life at a 2 or 3. Then after stupidity bites us (DUI, bad break up with someone on wrong side of the crazy scale, bad investment, misuse of a power tool, etc) our carefulness usually spikes. After this, hopefully for him, Sizemore's judgment should improve. For most folks that's how we mature. When stupidity hurts, you get smarter. That isn't universal. Some folks never catch on that they have some measure of control over the embarrassing crap that comes their way.

Any of you with teenagers should understand that just being told various things are bad ideas does nothing to deter the young and brave. Young people either need to feel the pain for themselves or know a friend/acquaintance who did "X" and got a bad result to believe that precautions make sense.

1 guy, 1 cup?

Sizemore's ex-girlfriend's last name is "Banger" and still nothing on the pun front?

This is hardly a catastrophe for Sizemore. A few people saw him nearly-naked. BFD.

If he was really trying to impress his gf, shouldn't he have put the toilet lid down first before taking the photos?

Sizemore's ex-girlfriend's last name is "Banger" and still nothing on the pun front?

Was she Goldie Hawn or Susan Sarandon? (If Goldie, then Grady and Alex Rodriguez may soon be relatives by law.)

Sizemore's ex-girlfriend's last name is "Banger" and still nothing on the pun front?

Grady's got his ronnie woo-woo in a cup of teabagged water, and we haven't had any wordplay there, either. A golden age of maturity has tragically descended upon us.

Actually and unfortunately, it's Binger, not Banger. Brittany Binger. Miss June, 2007.

I'm glad we have the off-season where we have time to investigate news events like this. They bring us together in ways that actual baseball cannot. For example, SABRSusan has been with us most of the year and was finally prompted to post by Grady's naughty bits. So welcome Susan, welcome Miss June, and hello shootyerotique.com. You know, one good thing about Shooty's low profile is that the office smut filter won't catch me for at least a week.

Actually and unfortunately, it's Binger, not Banger. Brittany Binger. Miss June, 2007.

I guess the writer at Gay Socialite was as eager for a good pun as I was...

The photos were downloaded from Carl Monday's I.P. address.

the pic of brad ausmus wearing only a surfboard was actually hottern any of grady's pics

i personally would be VERY happy to help grady, uh, pose

I didn't think that this thread would fall off of Hot Topics today. But BOOM - there goes the dynamite!

Searching for Brad Ausmus pulls up this:

http://www.beloblog.com/KHOU_Animal_Attraction/2008/05/2009-astros-pla.html

Brad Ausmus and puppies. The ultimate aphrodisiac.

Here's a fun couple.

I'm just going to hope she hyphenates her name if they get married into Banger-Sizemore. Not sure what her "size" would be, but I'm sure we could figure something out.

In case it wasn't clear from the Ausmus comment, No. 46 is indeed baseballchick.....

Screenname history, my friend!

You are all confusing the googleads AI monster...

It's now alternating between duraflame logs and civil rights in baseball novels.

A search for Brad Ausmus also pulls up this: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oGKensveXi2qDM:http://asmp.org/culture/bestof2008/Seale/BradAusmus.jpg

Can you surf, Brad? Does it matter?

With a rare combination of speed and Sizemore

Nice little typo in the article there.

Typo, or a slip of the tongue?

What's a Googlewhack? In this context, it sounds kinda gross. (Nice one for the Hammers, BTW.)

A google search quote that returns only one search result.

It's kinda self-defeating because as soon as someone finds a Googlewhack, they post it on the internet, it becomes another listing on Google, and stops being a Googlewhack.

If anyone hasn't watched it find a copy of Dave Gormans googlewhack adventure, you'll laugh. alot.

i keep getting brady anderson and grady sizemore mixed up. too bad. i was hoping to see those cool sideburns again.

i was hoping to see those cool sideburns again.

Damned mug!

So when Grady calls up his ladyfriend, she's not going to get much more than a cup of coffee?

She must be glad when the rosters expand to 40 men? (I don't even know what that means, but it sounded topical...)

The mug of tea is hilarious.

brings a whole new meaning to the term teabagging.

*rimshot*

(insert "Grady is the straw that stirs the drink" reference here)

I mean, I feel for Grady in that he didn't want these pictures to be public, and they've apparently been made public through explicitly criminal action. That's too bad. On the other hand, it certainly is the case that if you're a celebrity - and even if you're not - you shouldn't place documents or photographs on the internet in any way unless you're ok with the consequences of these documents or photographs being made public. This in no way exonerates the ######## who make these things public, but it's got to be how we engage with photos of our naked bodies.

On the third hand, damn. Damn.

Not buying it. That fourth picture -- that's Grady, that's a coffee mug, that's a Thunderstick... what is that thing on the right? Is that a midget?

And that other one, the one with the panties on his head, I couldn't even take that picture without really hurting my el...


...bow.

BTW, looking at these photos proves that you're gay. Not looking at means also proves you're gay.

Carry on.

You'd think Polaroid would make a comeback by marketing directly to celebrities that wanna get freaky deaky with a camera but don't want hackers to out their freaky deaky side. I see a missed opportunity here.

I think having a guy named "Bronco" on this thread is appropos.

RMc is the Commissioner of Baseball Posted: December 01, 2009 at 01:01 PM (#3400261)

BTW, looking at these photos proves that you're gay. Not looking at means also proves you're gay.

Carry on.

- or even worse, you just might could be a straight woman. Those People for some reason, LIKE to look at pics of hot guys