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Thursday, May 07, 2009
Just Manny being Manny?
Wanting to give the young kids a chance to produce on the Dodgers? Get A-Rod off the back pages? Or a condemnation of the Red Sox world series victories?
Who will think of the children?
Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended 50 games starting today, The Times has learned.
bob gaj
Posted: May 07, 2009 at 11:49 AM | 594 comment(s)
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I've never liked this term, regardless of how credible they are. The source has a name, the reporter simply won't reveal it. I think it should always be referred to as a source unwilling to be identified. That makes it more clear that the source won't go fully on the record and lets a person judge whether or not that is justified (there are going to be whistle-blower cases where this is necessary, no matter how it comes off).
The blood of a Mongoose.
It's different because people are quoting every word of his reporting here, without having the courtesy to either selectively quote or to just summarize it to avoid copying.
How does the Dallas Mavericks' star player having a convicted felon/whore on the lam busted at his house tie into this?
Tomacco
7. Cosmic Rays
8. Hit by truck carrying chemicals
9. Gamma Ray Bomb test accident
10. Secret Super Soldier Serum
11. Called to be herald of Galactus
We've come so very far from the days of Raffy Palmeiro pitching Viagra and Willie Mays' Red Juice for Kidz.
I heard Rob Schneider pays immigrants to choke him in the shower.
2. Adamantium
3. The One Ring
4. Midichlorians
5. Father killed by a bad guy in the alley behind a theater
6. Born on Krypton
jason gimabi's rainbow pee juice
I saw Frank Thomas boarding a flight to Las Vegas in O'Hare a week before the Winter Meetings last year. Presumably to beg for a job. Amazing L Overbay is still playing 1B in the Majors.
2. Adamantium
3. The One Ring
4. Midichlorians
5. Father killed by a bad guy in the alley behind a theater
6. Born on Krypton
Hillbilly heroin?
Drinking shoe polish?
2. Adamantium
3. The One Ring
4. Midichlorians
5. Father killed by a bad guy in the alley behind a theater
6. Born on Krypton
SHAZAM!
Chemical spill in crime lab.
Ruler of Atlantis
He's from Mars (this one's actually believable)
Please tell me it was a Delta flight.
Walter Cronkite?
edward r. murrow?
Frank Stallone?
Maybe there's a button behind Manny's left ear that opens up his skull, revealing a tiny alien inside.
"WELCOME TO EARF"
[punch]
It'll be explained away as "acne being acne."
I've personally never seen Manny in a Proactiv ad. I'm just saying.
Take it to the NBA thread.
EDIT: Beaten by 2000. Stupid post office trip!
I guess I don't get this. I was flying American down the concourse, I assume it was also American.
Well, it is on the list of banned substances
Behold!
You're getting a little personal there, don't you think?
Has Will Carroll stopped twittering? For Christ's sake, we need some good speculation.
You are correct, I need to eat something, get more energy. Or something.
It's a reference to Jeff Francoeur's "blog", in which he pitches for Delta, among other products.
Jeff Francoeur's blog?
"It's a shame about Manny. Especially since he's been such a great customer of Crenshaw Holistic Caregivers for all these years. Just about any night of the week since he's been in LA, you could see Manny at Crenshaw Holistic Caregivers -- definitely a place to see and be seen! It's located downtown on Crenshaw -- you'll see a massive Chik-Fil-A cow on the billboard across the street. Just thinking about that Chik-fil-A billboard makes me hungry for a Chik-fil-A Chargrilled Chicken Club Sandwich!"
"hey Arod. This is Manny. You took the test before. Do you have samples to help me pass?"
You're getting a little personal there, don't you think?
His parents were killed by Rikki Tikki Tavi.
Manny's altercation with Red Sox Traveling Sec John McCormack? 'Roid rage.
Now? I guess it was just "other substance" rage.
Sorry Gef. But don't blame me, blame Marvel Comics.
I see, funny stuff.
I'm glad someone else likes this line from Independence Day.
Or this: Manny, nervous about his "PED test" because, well, he doesn't have any. So, the night before the big test he goes to Juan Pierre's locker and takes a whole bunch so he'll pass.
"Kick him off the team!"
"Kick him out of the league!"
"I can't stand this guy!"
Instead of a Coke, would you accept a licensed product from the company Upper Deck -- the trading card company Jeff Francouer has a relationship with?
I find this far funnier than I should.
I find this scenario shockingly plausible.
What would he do? Go on a walkabout? Hitchike across America? Get high?
he has 2 more contracts in his bat, easily.
Someone should give him a file cabinet
Canseco... steroid Oracle?
Really, GB? Without any more info? You're normally not so knee-jerk with this stuff.
(I mean, it may end up true.)
-M Ramirez.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AhQuZSdKSpYP5VtymGdwOys5nYcB?slug=ys-ramirezsuspension050709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
But that's where Bizz Buzzinger gets all his intercoiled info from!
I expect this will give Manny time to visit each and every LA Suburb so we can get the full treatment on how they compare with Cleveland.
An unnamed source?
He'll make billions pimping this stuff to hollywood for the next 10 years.
Okay, no matter what happens the thing is that Manny is out for a drug test. He said that there was a 90% chance of Manny being on "the list" (which we still don't know about).
TOMMY LASORDA IS ON MLB NETWORK!!! AHHH
It's not an issue of performance. I could see him feeling insulted/discusted/slighted or whatever by baseball and calling it a career.
(I mean, it may end up true.)
371. winnipegwhip Posted: May 07, 2009 at
The fact that Manny is not fighting a 50 game suspension is pretty good evidence that he's guilty.
I mean, when a guy pleas to manslaughter, you usually don't doubt that he killed someone.
I don't believe it for a second, though.
Deja Vu.
"Mannywood"
ESPN has survived for 10 years on Bonds, Manny, Favre, and TO. When those guys are gone in about 5 years, what is ESPN going to do?
If MLB isn't allowed to comment, it's easy for the player to have someone leak out a relatively innocuous "excuse" that nobody is in a position to rebut.
a-rod?
Yes, he is. It's not news. Who didn't see this coming?
A-Rod, Vick, Vince Young, and Mystery Option D.
EDIT: I owe zac a Coke.
Just started reading it, so who the hell knows it's truth quotiet.
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