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Friday, February 15, 2008
BRIAN MCNAMEE
Roger, I swear,
I’m in such despair.
I never meant to cause you any pain,
But, Roger, see,
They ordered me
To tell them what your shots really contained.
ROGER CLEMENS
If I had a baseball right here in my hand,
I’d hurl it hard at the spot where you stand.
Maybe I’d miss but maybe I’d hit.
Maybe, you numskull, your dumb skull would split.
I’ll flatten you out like a Passover matzo.
Don’t think that I’ll do it? Ask Mike Piazza.
Only an idiot angers an ace.
I’ll unretire my fist from your face.
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Well, he did live in New York for a few years, and i haven't seen a grocery store that doesn't carry them around passover.
I must be emphatic
His lines don't scan
Because his meter and cadences are entirely too erratic.
Just stick it under your tongue instead of in your rear..."
"Attend the tale of McNamee
A former cop from NYC..."
Roger ≠ intelligent.
He was asked by a Congressman if he was a vegan. "I don't know what that is," Clemens misremembered.
Even though Schilling was horrible on Celebrity Jeopardy, I have a feeling that 38 Pitches could shut out Roger on a test of basic knowledge. Even Cliff Clavin could beat Clemens in that game: "Be that as it may, Alex, those people have never been in my kitchen."
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