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Baseball Primer Newsblog — The Best News Links from the Baseball Newsstand Friday, April 25, 2008MLB: Ausmus shocked by shark attackOn Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Humberto Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top…
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I remember being in Florida when 9/11 occurred. Before that disaster, what seemed to be the only thing newsworthy in Florida was a similar shark attack.
And this was when Bonds was closing in on McGwire's record.
Shredder...Just be glad I didn't pull out the Surf Punks gadawful Shark Attack! from 1982.
That was a horrible staple at pitiful, trendy new-wavy Joisey clubs back in the day.
I was plucked out of my Maxwells headquarters to run (book bands/DJ/manager) a disgusto Bergen County faux "punk club"...what a freaky nightmare. Although watching Crystal Ship fans trying to pogo was a lethal gas!
Sharks rarely eat people. Their primary tactile organ is their mouth, and they will test-bite anything (boat, buoy, person, etc) to see if it's something they want to eat. The fact that the test bite frequently kills its human target is an unfortunate consequence of the physics involved.
Don't want to get bitten in half by a shark trying to figure out what you are? Stay out of the ocean.
Thanks, Quint.
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
And don't you worry about the day-glo orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as you're able
Swim like a motherf**ker
Swim
Fast as that scene shifts to now
The ever glorious now the ever present
Now
Drenched in flower and deep-fat-fried
And cooled on paper towels
And then devoured
You know I spent fifteen years in a life raft
Fifteen years in a life raft
And now I got something to say
Stay in your life boats, people
Stay in your life boats, people
It's murder out there murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters hey
Don't you worry about the day-glo orange life preserver
It won't save you
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able
Swim
I pet a shark when I was a kid.
Signed Moulty.
Into the mosh
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