More Fun with Yankee Security

Another notable incident occurred about midway through the game when a veteran Bleacher Creature named Larry was violently ejected from the stadium for telling 258 pound Yankee right-hander Sidney Ponson to “eat a salad.” Ponson laughed it off. Rude cheers from the bleachers are a Bronx baseball tradition and the Creatures are a Yankee Stadium fixture. Fans grumbled about “freedom of speech” as Larry was carried away by cops and stadium security. Larry begged the cops to reconsider pointing out that he hadn’t cursed at Ponson.

It does not matter whether you are a Creature, whether your Heckle is original, whether your Heckle-Target takes offense or if you swore or not, if you dare insult the boys in pinstripes, you will have to answer to the Steinbrenner Stasi!

Tip Of the Hat to Deadspin.