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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Newsday: Best: Suzyn Waldman on Roger Clemens, one year later

You mean it was a year ago already...that Waldman read for the lead in The Hazel Court Story?

Twelve months later, is Waldman shocked by what has unfolded in the life of Roger Clemens?

“Nothing shocks me anymore,” she said on a rare day off yesterday. “The only thing that has surprised me and disappointed me is the glee with which people are going after Roger.

“I think the more people accomplish, the bigger people are, the more excited people are to bring them down, and there’s a real feeding frenzy on this man.”

...Of course, Waldman is not as visible as Clemens, but last year, she absorbed criticism and ridicule both for her reaction to Clemens’ return and for shedding tears after Joe Torre’s final game.

“The only thing that surprises me about anything that happens is the glee with which people are dealing with this venom,” she said. “It surprised me last year when it happened to me.”

Repoz Posted: May 06, 2008 at 10:57 AM | 37 comment(s)
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   1. Shooty: Now rated AAA by Moody's and S&P! Posted: May 06, 2008 at 11:58 AM (#2770678)
“The only thing that surprises me about anything that happens is the glee with which people are dealing with this venom,” she said. “It surprised me last year when it happened to me.”

I have to admit, I thought Waldman's reaction to Clemens was a perfect moment for revelling in unadulterated snark. And no, I don't feel bad about it, even in hindsight. The announcers I admire would never have succumbed to that kind of rah rah hysteria. In hindsight, I wish I had revelled longer and more raucously in my snark. I don't blame her for crying about Torre, it was the Clemens BS that got to me.
   2. 1k5v3L Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:01 PM (#2770683)
   3. kevin Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:01 PM (#2770684)
So, she's OK with Roger poppin' the cherry on her 15 year old then?
   4. 1k5v3L Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:09 PM (#2770692)
As long as she's not going after Roger with glee.
   5. Jose Can Jussi Jokinen (Justin T) Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:09 PM (#2770695)
Today's word of the day is "glee".
   6. Tom D Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:12 PM (#2770699)
The Yankees jumped the shark on 5/6/07. It was the day yankee tradition met the WWE.
   7. Cooperstown Schtick Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:20 PM (#2770709)
There's only one thing that surprises me. And won't I be surprised when I find out what that is.
   8. living legend Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:23 PM (#2770713)
Damn she's an annoying cun+.
   9. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:32 PM (#2770723)
There's only one thing that surprises me. And won't I be surprised when I find out what that is.

BL and Steve Treder: actually the same guy. True story!
   10. Jim Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:33 PM (#2770724)
Yowza, living legend - even I cringed at that.
   11. kevin Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:37 PM (#2770734)
I'm still laughing at #8.

One of the funniest things in the world is when one woman calls another one the c-word.
   12. Moscow Hiding In The Shadows Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:38 PM (#2770737)
There's only one thing that surprises me. And won't I be surprised when I find out what that is.

BL and Steve Treder: actually the same guy. True story!


Nieporent and Retardo: Too good to be true.
   13. The Politics of Torre: How the HOF Really Works Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:39 PM (#2770739)
Shredder and Chief Wahoo
   14. Shooty: Now rated AAA by Moody's and S&P! Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:40 PM (#2770740)
Yeah, the c--t word is for rare occasions. Very rare. Cooze seems much softer for some reason. I'd say the S.W.-Roger Clemens episode was more coozy than c---y.
   15. Mister High Standards Posted: May 06, 2008 at 12:40 PM (#2770741)
Dear Suzyn.
1. Learn to spell your name correctly.
2. This is a byproduct of hero worship. If you don't want people to celebrate with glee over the failures of your hero's, internalize the worshiping.
   16. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:04 PM (#2770761)
I'd say the S.W.-Roger Clemens episode was more coozy than c---y.

But more twatty than coozy.
   17. SoSH U at work Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:14 PM (#2770771)
But more twatty than coozy.


How snatchy was it?
   18. Shooty: Now rated AAA by Moody's and S&P! Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:14 PM (#2770772)
“Nothing shocks me anymore,” she said on a rare day off yesterday. “The only thing that has surprised me and disappointed me is the glee with which people are going after Roger.

Read this again...So, she's not shocked Roger's trainer would show up at a congressional hearing with a beer can full of syringes and that a country music star would admit to starting a relationship with RC when she was 15 years old--15!, and that she, the 15 year old, was just one of many women he had stashed all over the country, though at least he was nice enough to, you know, meet the families of his mistresses and all so they knew he was on the up and up with being on the down low. None of that surprises her, which makes me wonder why she was so excited about having Roger back in the first place. Finally, the world's biggest jackass is a Yankee again! Hurray!

But more twatty than coozy.

Yeah. Maybe 65% twatty and 35% coozy. I'm liking this recipe!
   19. Rich Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:34 PM (#2770789)
The only thing that has surprised me is that Schadenfreude is unfamiliar to her.
   20. Backlasher Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:38 PM (#2770791)
which makes me wonder why she was so excited about having Roger back in the first place.

was just one of many women he had stashed all over the country,

Hmm.
   21. kevin Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:39 PM (#2770793)
here we go:

bearded clam, beaver, bush, camel toe, cunny, cun+
box, front bottom UK, fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash, kebab (UK), kitty, minge UK, muff, poontang
pu$$y, quim, slit, snapper, snatch, trim, +wat
   22. Rich Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:47 PM (#2770802)
In light of the current um, grooming habits of most women, I'm not sure that calling it bush is still accurate.
   23. Frisco Cali Posted: May 06, 2008 at 01:50 PM (#2770804)
I'll let you pet my dog if I can pet your kitty.
   24. 1k5v3L Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:06 PM (#2770820)
which makes me wonder why she was so excited about having Roger back in the first place.

was just one of many women he had stashed all over the country,

Hmm.

Suzyn is too old for Roger.
   25. Cooperstown Schtick Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:21 PM (#2770841)
Goodness gracious, this hoo-hah has gone way over-the-top juvenile. Maybe I'm just an old coot, but I really find this barely tangenital to the story.
   26. Cynosure Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:31 PM (#2770852)
bearded clam, beaver, bush, camel toe, cunny, cun+
box, front bottom UK, fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash, kebab (UK), kitty, minge UK, muff, poontang
pu$$y, quim, slit, snapper, snatch, trim, +wat


And courtesy of the Bloodhound Gang: hatchet wound, fiddle cove, ham wallet, oyster ditch, pudding hatch, gut locker, b itch wrinkle, yippee bog and squish mitten.
   27. Joe Bivens, Ditch Digger Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:32 PM (#2770853)
That's a pretty good indication that the story has no legs.


Edit...this is for 25
   28. The Polish Sausage Racer Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:34 PM (#2770856)
Makes me want to dip into the lunch bucket.
   29. flournoy Posted: May 06, 2008 at 02:45 PM (#2770864)
fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)


Hey, is that why the ultra-cool fashion accessory is called a "fanny pack?" I had always wondered about that, since its location isn't really on someone's ass.
   30. Dig!!! JMM Dig!!! Posted: May 06, 2008 at 03:32 PM (#2770917)
In light of the current um, grooming habits of most women, I'm not sure that calling it bush is still accurate.


Landing strip....

kebab (UK),


Even though they are from New Zealand, this puts a whole new spin on them sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl the FotC had ever seen with a kebab.
   31. PreservedFish Posted: May 06, 2008 at 03:39 PM (#2770925)
Hey, is that why the ultra-cool fashion accessory is called a "fanny pack?"

I learned from an episode of The Office that what we call a "fanny pack" is, in the UK, called a "bum bag."
   32. Dig!!! JMM Dig!!! Posted: May 06, 2008 at 03:43 PM (#2770936)
Hey, is that why the ultra-cool fashion accessory is called a "fanny pack?" I had always wondered about that, since its location isn't really on someone's ass.

Granted, a lot of people wear them on the from now, but actually, they were originally intended to be worn on the ass, off the tradition of men keeping their wallets in their back pockets, etc.
   33. bunyon Posted: May 06, 2008 at 03:50 PM (#2770947)
So, she's OK with Roger poppin' the cherry on her 15 year old then?

I've seen nothing that indicates she was a virgin when their relationship began.
   34. flournoy Posted: May 06, 2008 at 03:51 PM (#2770948)
I can see why that didn't stick, as that leaves the wearer prone to pocket-pickers (fanny pickers, anyway...), and isn't conducive to sitting in a chair.
   35. AndrewJ Posted: May 06, 2008 at 07:14 PM (#2771133)
Suzyn Waldman's surprise and excitement lit up the radio waves that day, and spent the ensuing year echoing through the canyons of the Internet.

1) Urge strikes to make obvious crude "canyon" double-entendre.

2) Urge successfully resisted.
   36. Gonfalon Bubble Posted: May 06, 2008 at 07:22 PM (#2771141)
There's something fishy about this whole thread.
   37. RMc is the President of the United States Posted: May 06, 2008 at 07:22 PM (#2771143)
Suzyn Waldman on Roger Clemens

Now there's an image I didn't need in my head.
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