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Baseball Primer Newsblog— The Best News Links from the Baseball Newsstand
Thursday, June 19, 2003
He’ll be replaced by KLEM 9000, a state-of-the-art digital umpire supervisor.
Bud Selig: Open the pod bay doors, KLEM.
KLEM: I’m sorry Bud, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Bud Selig: What’s the problem?
KLEM: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Bud Selig: What are you talking about, KLEM?
KLEM: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. I know you and Sandy Alderson were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Bud Selig: Where the hell’d you get that idea, KLEM?
KLEM: Bud, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Bud Selig: But that means I’m lying, KLEM. Everybody knows that!
Eric Enders
Posted: June 19, 2003 at 04:24 PM | 12 comment(s)
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I like the intro also, though. ;-)
Are the strike zone proportions 1 by 4 by 9? Then we really have a mystery!
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