What's the name of that 70s-vintage child's toy where you use a magnet to sculpt iron filings into head and facial hair on a drawing of a man's face? Because Bob Raissman should TOTALLY sue the makers of that item for misappropriation of his image.

The new Yankee Stadium is full of win.

#1 - Wooly Willy!

When I first read this I thought the rich fans were using the poor fans for target practice. Only after a second read did it click that they were giving the food away. I think it reads better my way.

Let them eat bread! Or grass... or whatever it is that sheep eat these days.

Nonetheless it seems security does not take the same rigid stance with everyone - like ESPN's mouthy Chris Berman. Monday, he was seen walking around the Yankees clubhouse like he owned the place. Berman was big-timing to the max, strolling into areas clearly marked "no media allowed beyond this point."

News Alert: There is also no sharing at the all-you-can-eat salad bar at Ruby Tuesday!

If I have to die, I'd like to be killed in the stands at Yankee Stadium by a rock-hard Eskimo Pie to the cranium. Preferably right after a GWRBI by Josh Hamilton.

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites. Of course, I'll be sitting safe at home...I'm more of a general-type, useful for my strategies. Others can face the wrath of the rubber bullets and riot police.

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites. Of course, I'll be sitting safe at home...I'm more of a general-type, useful for my strategies. Others can face the wrath of the rubber bullets and riot police.

I'd love to hear Suzyn Waldman tearfully describe the angry hordes storming over the moat!

---Weekly Journalist_ Posted: May 22, 2009 at 10:13 AM (#3188737)

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites. Of course, I'll be sitting safe at home...I'm more of a general-type, useful for my strategies. Others can face the wrath of the rubber bullets and riot police.---

And i'll be at your house watching the game with you. b/c I have just as much a right to be there as the people who didn't pay for the expensive seats.

And i'll be at your house watching the game with you. b/c I have just as much a right to be there as the people who didn't pay for the expensive seats.

don't piss in our cornflakes

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites.

Also, that would probably spawn the awesomeist BTF thread ever.

The people who didn't buy the expensive seats want to watch TV in Weekly Journalists house? I hope he has a big bear fridge!

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites. Of course, I'll be sitting safe at home...I'm more of a general-type, useful for my strategies. Others can face the wrath of the rubber bullets and riot police.

I said something similar earlier in the year. Because no matter what would happen, the Yankees would look like ########. If they let the Fans stay (which.. wouldn't happen) in the legends seats, they'd look weak. If they forcably removed the fans, they'd look tyrannical aristocrats. If it got violent......... god only knows what would happen.

I hope he has a big bear fridge!

Me too! If it's too small, the bear will get all cramped and cranky.

I'd love to hear Suzyn Waldman tearfully describe the angry hordes storming over the moat!

"The Marquis de Lafayette is in George Steinbrenner's box!"

But that would be flashmob rule!

"The Marquis de Lafayette is in George Steinbrenner's box!"

But that would be flashmob rule!

Great, now I'm laughing like an idiot.

I'm telling you, whatever home day is closest to Bastille Day should be a day for a coordinated revolt at Yankee Stadium where the plebs storm the legends suites. Of course, I'll be sitting safe at home...I'm more of a general-type, useful for my strategies. Others can face the wrath of the rubber bullets and riot police.---

would it be considered torture tactic if I cram packets of mustard and pickle relish down Michael Kay' throat during Le Revolution?

Have you seen the size of Kay's head? Packets ain't gonna do it. You're going to have to make a pre-riot run to Costco.

Sure, come on over Kronic. I'll be grilling Kayem dogs. The more the merrier.

Have you seen the size of Kay's head?

'Roids!

Too bad Steiner went to the West Coast. Because of that, we won't be able to hear him during the riot yelling out "Follow me, follow me to FREEDOM!".

"Follow me, follow me to FREEDOM!"

I have to say that might be my single most favorite commercial of all time.

If the revolution ain't here yet...it better #######' come quick.

John Sterling sings Sinatra...

If the revolution ain't here yet...it better #######' come quick.

John Sterling sings Sinatra...

Okay, they've now entered War Crimes territory.

Knowing that the only way I can listen to the Yankees while driving home from work involves listening to Sterling makes me want to move to India and take up cricket.