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Friday, November 14, 2008

Rosenthal: ChiSox GM is up to something ... but what?

Uhh…learning to do the Wiggle Waddle? Studying the Zillertaler Schürzenjäger yodelling technique? Random Alabama hot pocketing? 

The Nick Swisher trade surely is the prelude to something else, something bigger — what, I don’t know.

...In the meantime, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Williams, the White Sox’s general manager, pursue one or more upgrades over Josh Fields at third, Chris Getz and Jayson Nix at second and Brian Anderson and Jerry Owens in center.

Angels third baseman Chone Figgin, a longtime favorite of the White Sox, could become available if the Angels trade for the Rockies’ Garrett Atkins.

Dodgers center fielder Juan Pierre could be another option if the Dodgers pay a sizable percentage of the $28.5 million he is owed over the next three seasons.

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   1. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 02:47 PM (#3009030)
Dodgers center fielder Juan Pierre could be another option if the Dodgers pay a sizable percentage of the $28.5 million he is owed over the next three seasons.


Like maybe 28 million of it? And even then...
   2. xanthan Posted: November 14, 2008 at 02:49 PM (#3009034)
Oh, boy, Juan Pierre! That'll be sure to make up for this terrible Swisher trade!

e: And does "sizable percentage" mean all?
   3. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 02:56 PM (#3009039)
Rosenthal: ChiSox GM is up to something … but what?


I'm guessing a bottle a day.
   4. JPWF13 Posted: November 14, 2008 at 02:56 PM (#3009041)
Oh, boy, Juan Pierre! That'll be sure to make up for this terrible Swisher trade!


But Pierre hit .283 with 40 SB

Swisher hit only .219!!!

You know a sizeable chunk of the MSM and main stream fans think Pierre is a better player
   5. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 03:00 PM (#3009046)
Dodgers center fielder Juan Pierre could be another option

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
   6. Rough Carrigan Posted: November 14, 2008 at 03:25 PM (#3009075)
Oh come on, #5. He'd bring that small ball game that won it for the ChiSox in 2005. 8-)

(for the record, I know that was not the case)
   7. Kid Charlemagne Posted: November 14, 2008 at 03:31 PM (#3009081)
If you can get Pierre to man CF at practically $0, that could free up a lot of money to improve the team significantly elsewhere. Not saying Pierre is much of a player, but the Sox can carry one guy like that so long as they don't do anything dumb like lead him off every day.
   8. AROM Posted: November 14, 2008 at 03:53 PM (#3009107)
Figgins is a damn good player. I thought he had a good year defensively and most of the metrics agree, but PMR actually has him as the top defensive 3B of 2008. That said, I'd be OK with a trade. I would have been fine with a Swisher for Figgins deal, but that's gone.

Since Figgins is better than the package the Sox got for Swisher, Angels would have to demand Carlos Quentin in return. Paul Konerko just won't cut it.
   9. Sam M. Posted: November 14, 2008 at 03:59 PM (#3009111)
Well, Newsday is reporting that the "Mets are investigating a trade for the White Sox's Bobby Jenks." Depending on the shape of that deal, I guess that could be the "something" that Williams has in mind, eh?
   10. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:02 PM (#3009115)
Well, Newsday is reporting that the "Mets are investigating a trade for the White Sox's Bobby Jenks." Depending on the shape of that deal, I guess that could be the "something" that Williams has in mind, eh?

If the Mets are looking to make a splashy trade, who do you see as their best chips? Does this mean Fernando Martinez is on the block?

Edit: Also, why would KW look to move Jenks. He's, you know, pretty good.
   11. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:09 PM (#3009123)
Edit: Also, why would KW look to move Jenks. He's, you know, pretty good.


His K rate has been moving in the wrong direction for several years, and he's now arb-eligible. He's also roughly the size of a house.

Didn't he also have (or was rumored to have) a drinking problem, which was supposed to be part of why the Angels let him go? I admit that I could be wrong on this, but I seem to remember something like this being associated with him.
   12. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:13 PM (#3009127)
His K rate has been moving in the wrong direction for several years, and he's now arb-eligible. He's also roughly the size of a house.

Jeez, you ain't kidding. 38 K's in 61 innings is a big, big drop off for him. Wow.
   13. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:21 PM (#3009140)
If you can get Pierre to man CF at practically $0, that could free up a lot of money to improve the team significantly elsewhere. Not saying Pierre is much of a player, but the Sox can carry one guy like that so long as they don't do anything dumb like lead him off every day.


I think I could live with Pierre in CF, batting ninth, if it leads to a major upgrade elsewhere. But then where do you bat Alexei? They need someone to hit leadoff and someone to hit second. Maybe you go with Getz/Nix in one of those spots, but who is in the other?

Didn't he also have (or was rumored to have) a drinking problem, which was supposed to be part of why the Angels let him go? I admit that I could be wrong on this, but I seem to remember something like this being associated with him.


That was a long time ago, but as I've said elsewhere, I don't see Jenks closing in the majors for another 10 years. And he's about to start getting expensive. Good for Kenny for moving past the "must have a name closer" mentality. Trade Jenks to the loser of the K-Rod sweepstakes, and let Thornton do the job.
   14. Jimmy P Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:26 PM (#3009149)
Edit: Also, why would KW look to move Jenks. He's, you know, pretty good.

He's also a closer which means he's going to be embarrassingly overpaid. Not only that, he's just not that great (great, he's still good, he's just not great) as others have pointed out.

Figgins is a damn good player.

For how much longer, though? He's 30, he provides zero power, and when he loses his speed he'll be a bench player. I'm not saying it'd be a bad trade, but the Sox can't give up too much to get him.

If you can get Pierre to man CF at practically $0, that could free up a lot of money to improve the team significantly elsewhere. Not saying Pierre is much of a player, but the Sox can carry one guy like that so long as they don't do anything dumb like lead him off every day.

I disagree. Owens and Anderson are making the minimum, or maybe in Anderson's case slightly above. So, at most, you'd be saving $1 million. That's just not enough to make a difference. Especially since that difference would have to be significant to make up a) the lack of performance last year from Swisher, Anderson, and Griffey and b) having Juan Pierre get 600 PAs in the leadoff spot.
   15. Jimmy P Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:28 PM (#3009154)
I think I could live with Pierre in CF, batting ninth, if it leads to a major upgrade elsewhere.

But he won't bat ninth. Ozzie is a classic 1960's manager. He loves speed at the top of the order. This is a guy who batted Podsednik there in 2006 (when Pods was useless) and has batted Jerry Owens there. If they acquire Juan Pierre, he'll lead off the entire year.
   16. Jebuddhallah Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:31 PM (#3009159)
As a Red Sox fan, I'm rooting for the terribly unclutch Javier Vazquez to get traded for Crisp as a follw-up deal. I bet Theo will even throw in a free shortstop!
   17. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:31 PM (#3009160)
But he won't bat ninth. Ozzie is a classic 1960's manager. He loves speed at the top of the order. This is a guy who batted Podsednik there in 2006 (when Pods was useless) and has batted Jerry Owens there. If they acquire Juan Pierre, he'll lead off the entire year.

Yeah, even if Pierre came free with a big red ribbon, the Sox still lose because of the opportunity cost. I wonder why Rosenthal reports some of this stuff.
   18. Jimmy P Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:38 PM (#3009179)
As a Red Sox fan, I'm rooting for the terribly unclutch Javier Vazquez to get traded for Crisp as a follw-up deal.

You know, throw in a mid-level pitching prospect, and that's a deal I'd take. Vazquez just isn't good, he's nowhere near as good as his peripherals, and I'm sick of the "Which Javy is pitching today" game. To get a great defensive CF that is cheap, can hit a little, and a pitching prospect, I'd take that in a minute.
   19. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:40 PM (#3009183)
As a Red Sox fan, I'm rooting for the terribly unclutch Javier Vazquez to get traded for Crisp as a follw-up deal. I bet Theo will even throw in a free shortstop!


No GM would be dumb enough to acquire both Crisp and Lugo. Oh wait...
   20. CWS Keith plans to boo your show at the Apollo Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:51 PM (#3009203)
Didn't he also have (or was rumored to have) a drinking problem, which was supposed to be part of why the Angels let him go? I admit that I could be wrong on this, but I seem to remember something like this being associated with him.

Please tell us what the hell this has to do with anything? So because Jenks had some issues half-a-decade years ago that's a potential reason why he'd get traded now? That's rather ignorant.
   21. Jebuddhallah Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:53 PM (#3009209)
No GM would be dumb enough to acquire both Crisp and Lugo. Oh wait...


Well played, sir.

Also, I'm on page 528 of Ulysses right now, and really starting to dislike Joyce. Should've stopped after page 23, perhaps.
   22. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 04:54 PM (#3009216)
Also, I'm on page 528 of Ulysses right now, and really starting to dislike Joyce. Should've stopped after page 23, perhaps.

Don't give up. Finish it. Stew about it for a few months, and then read it again. It's actually a lot of fun and rewarding the second time. Trust me. Bu stay the #### away from Finnegan's Wake.
   23. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:04 PM (#3009229)
Please tell us what the hell this has to do with anything? So because Jenks had some issues half-a-decade years ago that's a potential reason why he'd get traded now? That's rather ignorant.


Players are the total sum of their experiences on and off the field. Jenks had a problem before, and he's apparently overcome it, which is good. That problem he apparently had, however, is one which can have long term effects on a person's health and well being. When combined with his actually decrease in K-rate, as well as his somewhat impressive girth, it's just another thing for a GM to be concerned about - not the previous drinking, but the long term effects of the drinking, and how it may manifest itself.
   24. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:04 PM (#3009230)
As long as we're on it, I'm enjoying the Hemingway, Shooty.
   25. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:08 PM (#3009237)
old drinking problem: .01% of the issue.
girth: 10% of the issue (I bet it doesn't matter much w.r.t. Sabathia either).
incredible shrinking strikeouts: 89.9% of the issue. His stuff still looks pretty ill to me, maybe it was just a blip.
   26. AROM Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:09 PM (#3009240)
You know, throw in a mid-level pitching prospect, and that's a deal I'd take. Vazquez just isn't good, he's nowhere near as good as his peripherals, and I'm sick of the "Which Javy is pitching today" game. To get a great defensive CF that is cheap, can hit a little, and a pitching prospect, I'd take that in a minute.


Except that you wouldn't be getting a guaranteed great defensive center fielder, you'd be getting Coco Crisp. The defensive metrics had him as great, in the +20 or better range, in 2007, but closer to average last year and bleow average in 2006. His arm is a negative in any case. Yes, Fenway park is not handled well by the metrics, but that affects LF more than CF, and Coco did put up the great defensive season in 2007, so whatever adjustment you use, he looks significantly worse in 2008.

Coco as a great CF is as reliable as Javy Vazquez being a great pitcher.
   27. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:10 PM (#3009243)
As long as we're on it, I'm enjoying the Hemingway, Shooty.


Which Hemingway? "The Sun Also Rises" is a good one, if you haven't read it yet.
   28. Jimmy P Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:14 PM (#3009254)
Coco as a great CF is as reliable as Javy Vazquez being a great pitcher.

I'd rather take my chances on Coco being a great CF than Javy being half as good as his peripherals.
   29. Jimmy P Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:15 PM (#3009256)
I'd also like to say that I'm thankful that some of you guys aren't my boss or my parents. Geez, the guy had an alcohol problem years ago, and people are bringing it up because someone may trade him? Good to see people here actually believe others can change and overcome their problems.
   30. CWS Keith plans to boo your show at the Apollo Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:16 PM (#3009258)
That problem he apparently had, however, is one which can have long term effects on a person's health and well being. When combined with his actually decrease in K-rate, as well as his somewhat impressive girth,

I really doubt the former has nearly as much weight to a potential trade as the latter two (the weight and the drop in K-rate, although I'd argue that the K-rate was somewhat mitigated by a pretty big increase in his GB%), which you seem to be giving it. If Williams trades Jenks I'd think it's more a case of trading a player at his peak value in addition to (perhaps) trade a player whose value is overrated by many. Then again, after the Swisher trade, I'm not sure that what I "think" means a damned thing, so...
   31. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:18 PM (#3009260)
As long as we're on it, I'm enjoying the Hemingway, Shooty.

I don't doubt it. People forget how good he can be.
   32. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:25 PM (#3009270)
I really doubt the former has nearly as much weight to a potential trade as the latter two (the weight and the drop in K-rate, although I'd argue that the K-rate was somewhat mitigated by a pretty big increase in his GB%), which you seem to be giving it. If Williams trades Jenks I'd think it's more a case of trading a player at his peak value in addition to (perhaps) trade a player whose value is overrated by many.


I'm actually weighing the latter much more heavily than the former - K-rate first, weight second, and previous drinking problem a distant third since, as you note, it was apparently resolved quite a while ago. All I'm intending to say is that it is a minor point to consider for both KW in whether or not to trade Jenks, and for any team to consider when trading for Jenks.

As you note, I'd also think that the main drive behind KW's decision to trade Jenks is that he's a closer, and thus overvalued by many teams. The fact that he's hitting arbitration and about to start getting expensive is also undoubtedly a contributing factor.
   33. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:37 PM (#3009288)
Don't give up. Finish it. Stew about it for a few months, and then read it again. It's actually a lot of fun and rewarding the second time. Trust me.


Seconded. It also helps to read it in a class, for background and moral support. I first read it in a Newberry Library class -- we had a pretty leisurely pace, and lots of chances to commiserate with each other. Reading one of the companion books that annotates it can also help.
   34. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 05:48 PM (#3009298)
Seconded. It also helps to read it in a class, for background and moral support. I first read it in a Newberry Library class -- we had a pretty leisurely pace, and lots of chances to commiserate with each other. Reading one of the companion books that annotates it can also help.

I read it solo, but I did look over an annotation between readings to help me out. The first time it was a slog just trying to figure out what was going on, but the second time you can just revel in the awesomeness of the language and even a few of the ideas start to seep into your noodle. I could probably find 3 or 4 fancy-pants handles on every page of the book. Sadly, I'm too invested in the Shooty persona to travel down that path.
   35. ECBucs Posted: November 14, 2008 at 06:43 PM (#3009357)
YOu guys are missing the boat. Kenny's real target is Fernando Tatis. Minyana made a good move in signing him before he hit the open market.

Now teams will need to fork over talent to get him.

I could see a Jenks for Tatis deal any second.
   36. Raskolnikov Posted: November 14, 2008 at 07:11 PM (#3009387)
There are some hard core readers in this thread. I tried Ulysses, but too dense for me, and I got distracted by Garber on Shakespeare again.
   37. Arva Posted: November 14, 2008 at 07:59 PM (#3009439)
I hate Joyce (with the exception of Dubliners). Ulysses especially. That is all.
   38. Slinger Francisco Barrios (Dr. Memory) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:03 PM (#3009446)
Which Hemingway?

I mentioned in a thread a while back that I didn't care for him as a novelist. Shooty recommended his shorts, so that's what I'm doing.
   39. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:03 PM (#3009447)
I hate Joyce (with the exception of Dubliners). Ulysses especially. That is all.


What's the problem with "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"?
   40. Arva Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:08 PM (#3009456)
Probably that I read it after Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake. May hatred for Joyce (especially that this was about the time Ulysses was named the greatest English language book of all) was at its peak. I read Finnegan's Wake, hated it, then had someone tell me that I should read Ulysses. Read Ulysses, didn't much care for it. The person gave me a copy of Portrait soon after that, but that was probably to the books detriment. I read Dubliners several years later in college (the second time).
   41. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:12 PM (#3009461)
I read Finnegan's Wake, hated it, then had someone tell me that I should read Ulysses. Read Ulysses, didn't much care for it. The person gave me a copy of Portrait soon after that, but that was probably to the books detriment.

My god. You started with Finnegan's Wake? That's like introducing yourself to alcohol with a bottle of absinthe. I don't blame you for hating Joyce. I won't even try to talk you out of it.
   42. TerpNats Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:17 PM (#3009467)
I think I could live with Pierre in CF, batting ninth, if it leads to a major upgrade elsewhere.

But he won't bat ninth. Ozzie is a classic 1960's manager. He loves speed at the top of the order.
The irony is that Guillen, in the brief time he played for Tony La Russa on the South Side, became known as the prototypical AL No. 9 "second leadoff" hitter. Perhaps Pierre could thrive at that spot in the batting order, or at least not embarrass himself. And since I believe he's never played for an American League team, it might be worth a try.
   43. Raskolnikov Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:22 PM (#3009469)
Some of my more learned friends tell me that it doesn't really work to read Joyce's more mature works, Finnegan's and Ulysses, without reading earlier literary works, as Joyce is in a sense countering some of the earlier canon and those allusions would be completely missed.
   44. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:26 PM (#3009475)
Some of my more learned friends tell me that it doesn't really work to read Joyce's more mature works, Finnegan's and Ulysses, without reading earlier literary works, as Joyce is in a sense countering some of the earlier canon and those allusions would be completely missed.

True. He was really just working on one big book. You really need to read Portrait before Ulysses, at least.
   45. Arva Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:26 PM (#3009476)
I would say, as a learned person, not to read Finnegan's at all, unless you have a penchant for sado-mashichism. Then, by all means.

Truly, I'm not sure that anyone truly enjoy's Joyce, rather, they endure it. I can see why critics rave over the man, due to his nye incomprehesible nature, but, critics are raving anyway.
   46. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:31 PM (#3009481)
Truly, I'm not sure that anyone truly enjoy's Joyce, rather, they endure it. I can see why critics rave over the man, due to his nye incomprehesible nature, but, critics are raving anyway.

I'll agree with you about Wake, though my girl swears she likes it. I really enjoy the rest of the books, though. Really and truly. Ulysses demanded a lot of me but, luckily, at the time I took it on I had the time to devote to it. I'm glad I did. Of course, I'd still rather read Dostoevsky, but that's another story. (I also really love Moby Dick, another book people always complain to me about. The chapter titled The Whale's Face is still one of my favorite passages in all of literature.)
   47. Pops Freshenmeyer Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:34 PM (#3009483)
Dubliners is not done in the stream-of-consciousness format and is beyond excellent.

Ulysses suffers from a lack of relevance to modern American readers. As Raskolnikov hints, it's full of reference to Greek and Roman classics which would have been a much bigger part of our educational background in Europe 50 years ago. I was "lucky" enough (ha!) to have studied liberal arts at a small college which still teaches the classics.

FW may have been comprehensible at some point in human history...
   48. Biff isn't really an apt handle anymore Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:43 PM (#3009493)
I hate Joyce (with the exception of Dubliners). Ulysses especially. That is all

I hate Joyce including Dubliners.
   49. flournoy Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:49 PM (#3009497)
The Sun Also Rises is probably #1 on my Worst Book of All Time list, edging out The Joy Luck Club. I get irritated just thinking about it.
   50. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 08:53 PM (#3009500)
The Sun Also Rises is probably #1 on my Worst Book of All Time list, edging out The Joy Luck Club. I get irritated just thinking about it.

That is...an interesting coupling.
   51. Arva Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:00 PM (#3009504)
I don't mind Moby Dick, though my wife hates with a passion. Of course, I also like Conrad, which upsets her greatly.

I didn't miss Uly's references to classics, I just thought it was a mess of a novel.

FW might be comprehensible today if one achieved Joyce's state of mind (lots o drugs and alcohol.)
   52. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:01 PM (#3009507)
The Sun Also Rises is probably #1 on my Worst Book of All Time list, edging out The Joy Luck Club. I get irritated just thinking about it.


I have no problem with you disliking "The Sun Also Rises". I do think, however, that you owe the rest of us an explanation as to why you read "The Joy Luck Club".
   53. Raskolnikov Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:01 PM (#3009508)
What's wrong with the Joy Luck Club? Not that it is "great," but it's hard to imagine it falling under "Bad" under any metric.
   54. RJ not in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:04 PM (#3009509)
FW might be comprehensible today if one achieved Joyce's state of mind (lots o drugs and alcohol.)

Nope...

The Sun Also Rises is probably #1 on my Worst Book of All Time list, edging out The Joy Luck Club. I get irritated just thinking about it.

I haven't read either of these books. That said, they cannot possibly be worse than any book written by Faulkner.
   55. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:04 PM (#3009511)
I don't mind Moby Dick, though my wife hates with a passion. Of course, I also like Conrad, which upsets her greatly.


Moby Dick is a good book if you ignore all the padding that Melville put in to ensure that he kept getting paid, since it was published in serial form. Just skip all the stuff about the importance of the curve of the harpoon, and the specific details of how whales swim, and so on, and it's an enjoyable read.

Also, Conrad is still one of my favorite writers. You need to tell your wife that she's wrong.
   56. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:04 PM (#3009512)
What's wrong with the Joy Luck Club? Not that it is "great," but it's hard to imagine it falling under "Bad" under any metric.

Maybe it turned him into a woman? After a week or two of experimentation, that would leave me ticked off.

I kid, I kid! It's Friday people, be happy!
   57. Arva Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:04 PM (#3009513)
Amy Tan is not someone you expect to pop up on a baseball website.

Ryan, I'll let yo do that (she's got a master's in English, so she's very firm on her literary opinions).
   58. Raskolnikov Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:07 PM (#3009518)
What's wrong with the Joy Luck Club? Not that it is "great," but it's hard to imagine it falling under "Bad" under any metric.

Maybe it turned him into a woman? After a week or two of experimentation, that would leave me ticked off.


Only tangential to this, but I consider Austen's Emma to be one of my top 20 books of all time, and it's completely centered around women.
   59. RJ not in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:08 PM (#3009520)
Moby Dick is a good book if you ignore all the padding that Melville put in to ensure that he kept getting paid, since it was published in serial form. Just skip all the stuff about the importance of the curve of the harpoon, and the specific details of how whales swim, and so on, and it's an enjoyable read.

That's how I read Moby Dick. My dad went through and marked a bunch of chapters and told me to just skip them. I thought it was very good.
   60. Shooty: Applying to be Fearless Leader Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:11 PM (#3009523)
That's how I read Moby Dick. My dad went through and marked a bunch of chapters and told me to just skip them. I thought it was very good.

I actually like a lot of those filler chapters.

Jane Austen is, of course, great.
   61. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:16 PM (#3009532)
I actually like a lot of those filler chapters.


There's nothing wrong with those chapters - it's just that they were filler, and really slow down the pace. If you read them separately, they're well written and interesting, but they just destroy the pacing when read integrated into the rest of the novel.
   62. RJ not in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:19 PM (#3009533)
Jane Austen is, of course, great.

Jane Austen is terrible. I'm probably not the person to ask though, as I hate most 18th and 19th century writing.
   63. Raskolnikov Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:21 PM (#3009535)
? You like Melville, but you can't stand 18th and 19th century literature? That's unusual...
   64. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:23 PM (#3009536)
Incidentally, if we're talking about the worst book in history, I would like to nominate George Elliot, and the abominable "The Mill on the Floss". It actually made me want to build a time machine, so I could meet her in person and tell her what a terrible book it was.

I really hate that book.
   65. RJ in TO Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:24 PM (#3009538)
? You like Melville, but you can't stand 18th and 19th century literature? That's unusual...


He did specify that he hated "most" 18th and 19th century literature.
   66. The Polish Sausage Racer Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:49 PM (#3009553)
I once read Finnegans Wake on a bus from Mexico City to Wisconsin. I can't say that I understood any but the tiniest percentage of it, but it was an experience to let the delightful use of language and rhythms just wash over me. It was quite surreal, and probably the best way to read it. I don't think Joyce is talking to the conscious mind at all.

Ulysses is a lot of fun, especially if you've read Portrait and are up on your Homer. Otherwise, it's best just to skip to the naughty bits. Or just watch Fionnula Flanagan in James Joyce's Women.
   67. Jebuddhallah Posted: November 14, 2008 at 09:53 PM (#3009556)
To jump on the Worst Book Ever train slightly late, I nominate Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski. It manages to read like bad third-grade poetry while still being pretentious. Amazing combination.

Not a Jane Austen fan, but I loved The Sun Also Rises. Why is it that all great authors have to be alcoholics?

And on that subject, I do have a one-friend support group on the Ulysses adventure. We have a planned afterparty featuring Bushmills and Guinness. The whole night will probably seem like this entire blasted dream sequence/extended hallucination the next morning.
   68. Quiet Flows the Don Taussig Avenger (Edmundo) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 10:06 PM (#3009568)
We have a planned afterparty featuring Bushmills and Guinness.
Larry Bowa reads Joyce? Whooda thunk?
   69. Yardape Posted: November 14, 2008 at 10:25 PM (#3009582)
Before I read any Jane Austen, I had the idea that she was basically boring, all manners and melodramatic. Then I read her, and found out she's really quite funny, and kind of the opposite of what I thought she would be. Then I read the Brontes, who were much more like what I thought Jane Austen would read like. Now, Austen's one of my favourites, Sense and Sensibility aside. That book wasn't good.
The only Joyce I've read is Dubliners, which I liked but didn't love. I've always meant to try Ulysses, but I've never got around to it. Moby Dick I also liked, even the boring, filler chapters. I can see how they kind of mess up the pace, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
   70. Obi One Kenobi Nil (BFFB) Posted: November 14, 2008 at 10:45 PM (#3009598)
Started reading Joyce's Ulysses once. Got bored after a while and stopped. It was just a mess of a novel.

However, I pretty much dislike all 19th century literature not written by Jules Verne.
   71. Mark Edward, #HEEL Posted: November 14, 2008 at 11:55 PM (#3009623)
<quote>To jump on the Worst Book Ever train slightly late, I nominate Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski. It manages to read like bad third-grade poetry while still being pretentious. Amazing combination.
</quote>

Have you (or anyone) read House of Leaves? I don't have much time to read, so I tend to pick the books I do read with great care. Is it worth getting into?
   72. Avoid running at all times.-S. Paige Posted: November 15, 2008 at 12:11 AM (#3009629)
I liked some chapters a lot in Ulysses, others not so much. It was hard for me to take it in as one work of art perhaps because every chapter was so different (hey, this is one where he starts playing with the sounds of words, and this is the one in the library where he outlines Shakespeare's anxiety of influence, etc), but I'm a little simple like that. I do think his collection of short stories are great and that The Dead is maybe the most beautiful short story written in the English language.

And Moby Dick is the Babe Ruth of American novels--filler chapter included!
   73. Elston Gunn Posted: November 15, 2008 at 01:39 AM (#3009656)
That said, they cannot possibly be worse than any book written by Faulkner.


Wow, that's harsh. I guess I understand why people hate Faulkner, but man, do I love him. I've only read Absalom, Absalom! (best title ever) and The Sound and the Fury and a bunch of his short stories, but I assume those are the two novels that the most vitriol is spewed at anyway, since they're the hardest. I know the first two sections of S&F;are extremely tough, and all of A,A! is really tough, but there's a method to the madness. I think Quentin's section is the best chunk of literature I've read after the first section of Swann's Way, and just ahead of the section with the wolf in McCarthy's The Crossing.
   74. robinred Posted: November 15, 2008 at 01:49 AM (#3009660)
MA in Lit reporting for duty, sir.

What's the problem with "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"?


In my exp people tend to either see it as pretentious drivel or as really freaking beautiful and wonderful. Joyce's unparalleled gifts for language and metaphor override the pretentiousness for me. It was also ahead of its time in many respects.

guess I understand why people hate Faulkner, but man, do I love him


Faulkner is an acquired taste, I think, unlike Steinbeck and Hemingway who offer something for everyone (although I have met very few women who enjoy Hemingway, for obvious reasons). I like Faulkner a lot, but I think he is probably more fun to study than to just read.
   75. robinred Posted: November 15, 2008 at 02:13 AM (#3009670)
The Dead is maybe the most beautiful short story written in the English language.


Many agree, and it is brilliant. When people tell me they do not like Joyce, I always suggest that they read The Dead. It is accessible but intelligent, has great character development for a short story, has finely constructed detail, and offers one of the the best juxtapositions of the interior and exterior life of its protagonist in literary history.
   76. Walt Davis Posted: November 15, 2008 at 04:09 AM (#3009714)
I once read Finnegans Wake on a bus from Mexico City to Wisconsin.

I'm going out on a limb and guessing this involved more than one bus. Or is there a Madison-Mexico City express run? :-)
   77. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: November 26, 2008 at 03:35 PM (#3016259)
The rumor now (from Cincinnati sports radio, so take it for what it's worth) is that the White Sox and Reds are talking about a trade centered around Dye and Homer Bailey. I don't know how I feel about that. Bailey seems Gavin Floyd-like (former top pitching prospect who has hit hard times). I wonder if Brandon Phillips or Ryan Freel would be a part of any deal?
   78. RJ in TO Posted: November 26, 2008 at 03:47 PM (#3016279)
I wonder if Brandon Phillips or Ryan Freel would be a part of any deal?


If Freel's involved, Chicago residents better stay off the roads at closing time.
   79. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) Posted: November 26, 2008 at 03:58 PM (#3016302)
No novel is worse than "Ethan Frome".

"Ulysses" is quite good, if you're willing to put in the time and don't let it intimidate you.
   80. Styles P. Deadball Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:05 PM (#3016307)
If Freel's involved, Chicago residents better stay off the roads at closing time.


I wonder if Freel's ever read Joyce. They seem to be kindred spirits in some ways... well, in the drunk-off-your-ass-most-of-the-time way, mostly, I guess.
   81. Kyle S at work Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:11 PM (#3016316)
To chime in - I have a massive hangover, and this is a wonderful thread to read in such a state. I may yet become a productive member of society sometime this decade.
   82. Greg (U)K Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:11 PM (#3016319)
I read Ulysses while I was in high school, and while I slogged through it I really had no clue what was going on. I just enjoyed all the words Joyce was making up.

So in university I saw a class on Joyce and jumped at the chance to get a better read in...it was like reading an entirely different book. I think Ulysses more than any other book is vastly improved when you read it along with a bunch of other people and discuss things along the way.

We did Dubliners, Portrait and Ulysses...I always wondered why we didn't do Finnegan's Wake

Then I bought a copy and read the first paragraph (I've never read beyond the first page)...wow
   83. Daryn Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:15 PM (#3016323)
My favourite Bobby Jenks stat:

Bobby Jenks pitching from career game #141 (Jul 19, 2007) to game #153 (Aug 12, 2007)

W L G SV IP H R ER BB SO
1 0 13 8 13 0 0 0 0 11
   84. Teheran's Uranium Enriched Missiles Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:19 PM (#3016329)
We did Dubliners, Portrait and Ulysses...

Exactly what I did in my Joyce course too! I enjoyed it.
   85. Esoteric Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:23 PM (#3016335)
It boggles my mind that anyone could read As I Lay Dying or Light In August and still claim to hate Faulkner. Especially the former, which is almost magical in its brutality of tone and narrative.
   86. Kyle S at work Posted: November 26, 2008 at 04:40 PM (#3016358)
Anyone else read The Unvanquished? I thought it was pretty terrible.
   87. Stately, Plump Buck Mulligan Posted: November 26, 2008 at 05:22 PM (#3016402)
I think Ulysses more than any other book is vastly improved when you read it along with a bunch of other people and discuss things along the way.


It also would lend itself nicely to a thoroughly annotated website, with an interactive map of Dublin at the time, etc. The guy who teaches the Newberry Library class collects things like old phonebooks from the time (which Joyce evidently used to write Ulysses), and the exercise book that Bloom uses. Of course, Joyce's nephew would never allow such a website. (There are some people who believe that Ulysses is not in copyright in the U.S. at all, but Stephen Joyce is so litigious that no one is willing to take the issue to court.)
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