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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I haven’t been back to a strip jernt since Boom-Boom Battagalino’s “The Hopping Banana Girl” act got shut down by the stuffy locals.
Longtime Seattle adult-entertainment figure Roger Forbes wants the city’s permission to open a Déjà Vu strip club in a building about 400 feet from the home of the Seattle Mariners.
The Mariners are not happy.
They have filed a formal objection with the city, saying the city should not allow nude dancing a home-run’s distance from a place where there have been 3.9 million visits from children between 1999 and 2007.
Arguing with the vehemence of former Mariners manager Lou Piniella, the ballclub says the proposed business violates a city rule that prohibits strip clubs within 800 feet of open space or public parks where children congregate.
But Seattle attorney Peter Buck, who is representing the business, said the restriction applies only to a “public” open space or park.
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So they want to be sure that the dancers stop at third base?
This being the Mariners, that is a purely theoretical home run.
Case closed.
Since they took out the sex, son.
now me, i got a MUCH better idea for a strip club - we call it "that's the ticket" or say "ladies night" and it got MALE strippers who look like hot ballplayers. we start with brad ausmus, grady sizemore (is that a pron name or WHAT???!!!) carlos pena, varitek (for all the pink hatters who like men all hairy) and pat burrell and, um, ray durham (trust me there is a big reason for this)
now THAT is what i call an interesting strip club.
oh yes it's ladies night and we feelin right oh yes it's ladies night oh what a night
Not true, I can think about bare butts too
Wow. Really? Good for Mrs. Durham.
If not by a home-run-length, then what is the appropriate distance for nude dancing to exist from a place where there have been 3.9 million visits from children between 1999 and 2007? A marathon? A javelin toss? A long field goal?
A pole vault.
Or a broad jump.
And if anything this will keep Rich Sexson employed next summer.
trust me on this richie sexson would have to pay females to look at HIM
uck
Well I meant employed as a bouncer or the guy that cleans the stripper pole, or if they need someone to flail helplessly at curveballs.
Separated at birth?
Cooney
Sexson
Well I meant employed as a bouncer or the guy that cleans the stripper pole, or if they need someone to flail helplessly at curveballs.
TV ad: "Take it from me, Richie Sexson. I struck out 1300 times in my career, but even I can't strike out with these girls. I'll see YOU at the Richmond Lockwood Elite Gentleman's Club!"
There shall be no better post today at the Factory of Baseball Thinking.
What about Scott Wood?
how come i don't never get nowheres getting yall boys up for talkin bout MALE strippers?????
think of it like this - YOU won't get nowheres with female strippers and all you be out is $$$
BUT
u got a MALE strip club with smoking hot (straight) ballplayer look-alikes - well, remember theres only so many females the strippers can take home and there be a WHOLE lot of um, uh, disappointed females left over when the club closes you know what i'm talkin about and they be needing, um, comforting
we like hot men and we can NOT lie
Put some Derek Jeter look-alikes in there and I can see this being very popular with New York sportswriters and talk radio hosts.
You tried hiring Jason Vagitek.
Bullsh!t. My girl likes me so this can't be true.
The other sisters can't deny?
I guess Randy Johnson would be a little too obvious.
It's a strip club, not a whorehouse.
That would be JOHNSON Sizemore to you, missy.
Randy Ready is a less obvious porn name.
we like hot men and we can NOT lie
Bullsh!t. My girl likes me so this can't be true.
- smile
shooty dahling boy,
you know VERY well there is no explaining women and why one thinks u hot
Solly Hofman Posted: October 28, 2008 at 09:43 PM (#2998274)
grady sizemore (is that a pron name or WHAT???!!!)
I guess Randy Johnson would be a little too obvious.
- grinning
the name is great
the live male is icky-poo
Randy Ready?
- great name. good pron stache. but i hate face hair.
scareduck Posted: October 28, 2008 at 10:22 PM (#2998307)
It's a strip club, not a whorehouse.
- sigh
i see this here poor boy ain't been out of his momma basement
i guess i gotta be the one to tell him
honey,
a strip club IS a whorehouse
But Shooty, you said in some other thread that you were super good looking! And here I was imagining a young James Garner.
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