Spector: Nine Innings: Marlins catcher Matt Treanor

Sufferin’ scrotals! Matt Treanor...taking us to places I’m not sure we want to go.

9. Complete this sentence: I am the only player in Major League Baseball who…

MT: Has a gold medalist wife. No, I take that back, a gold medal from beach volleyball - Nomar (Garciaparra) has a gold medalist wife.

TB: Yeah.

MT: I’m the only player in the major leagues who has a varicocele in his left testicle, does that count?

TB: What?

MT: Nothing.

TB: No, what did you say?

MT: I have a varicocele from getting hit. It’s like a varicose vein that comes out of your body. Um, I don’t know, that’s a tough sentence. I’m the only player in Major League Baseball who has…