Terrific!

Jason Jones' suit is history's greatest hero.

Jason Jones as a Levy/Carlin mock is terrif.

But is that a Craig Sager suit, or a Michael Irvin suit?

Too damn funny...

Very well done!

brutal

Manlier swing - John Oliver or Willie Bloomquist?

And really? No respect at all to Boston fans?

The to douche list:

1. Think of at least 10 reasons why opposing players are homosexuals
2. Hone beer bonging skills with Busch Light/Natural Light/Coors Light/Bud Light
3. Tell fans of other team that their favorite player can suck my ****, which would seem in some ways to defeat the purpose of No. 1, but since this one follows No. 2, I will be drunk and unable to process even lower-level logic.
4. Memorize vulgar chants (what else rhymes with "2-4-6-8?")
5. Purchase Jagermeister thong, wear it underneath favorite team thong/American flag thong for afterparty
6. Yelling drills. Scream 10 f-words, 15 "Yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah!s" and 10 reps of "(Opposing team) sucks!"
7. Buy puke bags. (Do they come with team logos?)
8. Re-read Noam Chomsky's lost classic, The Art of Public Urination
9. Get wasted. Practice driving drunk around block/in parking lots
10. Take IQ test. Proceed after confirming score is sub-moronic.

Douching is not just for the boys anymore!

Absolute quality. The female douches are the proverbial icing...classy people all around.

There were more of them and we were invading their home turf, but...some of the Philly fans were unconscionable douches.

EDIT: I assume the same would be said of a Philly fan going to NY. In fact, I remember when in a moment of weakness following Game 2, I had the urge to get in some 8 year old Philly fan's face *ducks* I thought it might be funny.