Having to mention every obvious detail explicitly is an annoying byproduct of academics.

Actually, this article looks kind of interesing. Maybe they can explain why Amercians don't like soccer.

why Amercians don't like soccer

no time for bathroom breaks

Is it because soccer doesn't have cool hats or jerseys?

To be followed by the sequel: Why are Men attracted to Breasts?

To be followed by the sequel: Why are Men attracted to Breasts?

My God, Boog Powell could be the answer to it all!

Bravo pv nasby!

I like boobs because they're round and soft.

Ah, another brilliant study from the world-renowned Institute for the Study of the Incredibly Obvious.

I like boobs because they're round and soft.

This is why every man who likes boobs likes boobs.

i like boobs.....i bet i could run a successfull campaign on that platform

"This is why every man who likes boobs likes boobs."

Yeah, I didn't invent that. But if I had invented boobs, I'd have invented them pretty much the same as they are right now.

I like boobs because they're round and soft.

That's also why America loves David Wells.

What about Russ Ortiz though?

Why Are Americans Addicted to Baseball?

Because this is the best country in the world!

Do you know what's the best? Push-up bras.

"Do you know what's the best? Push-up bras."

Credited. And tan lines.

No self-respecting Northwesterner could look at this piece without remarking on the quality of academic product coming out of Washington State University.

Is it because soccer doesn't have cool hats or jerseys?

Soccer in Europe has some very cool jerseys. Barcelona, Celtic, Ajax, and any number of English sides have nice jerseys. If you watch Premier League matches, you will notice that the majority of fans are wearing their team's jersey. The number of fans wearing jerseys is stunning when compared to fans of the 4 major sports. But Premiership fans are just a bunch of fanboys according to CHB.

Boobs a lot, immortalized by the Fugs:

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,


Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

REPEAT

Is it because soccer doesn't have cool hats or jerseys?

As an avid collector, soccer jerseys > baseball jerseys.

Soccer hats don't really exist though.

Boobs a lot

Aah, only during the drug-addled 60s.

The number of fans wearing jerseys is stunning when compared to fans of the 4 major sports.

I don't really own too many things with a Red Sox logo. I have a hat and a t-shirt. I'm not about to go out and get a jersey. Halloween only comes once a year.

I don't really own too many things with a Red Sox logo. I have a hat and a t-shirt. I'm not about to go out and get a jersey. Halloween only comes once a year.

You and me both GGC. I find the fact so many grown men own and wear jerseys mindboggling. I would genuinely feel silly wearing one to a ballgame.