DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK AND LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!

I would have died of embarrassment if my haircut had inspired my mother to style her pubic hair.

Isn't that just called a landing strip?

Unless the standards of dress at a Rays game are quite a bit different than they are at Indians games, I'm not sure how the players will be able to tell if anyone in the crowd has this style or not.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Administrators at Lincoln Middle School demanded that she shave it off or face in-school suspension.

This gives me a good idea for my presentation at next year's SABR convention- "Styling of Fans' Pubic Hair Throughout Baseball History."

I'll have to think of a tasteful way to deal with that tragic incident in 1976 involving the Oscar Gamble Fan Club.

Because every woman wants to look down there and think about the head of their child...

Is that lady in the picture getting a mohawk on her shin?

Now I understand the whole cowbell thing.

That's a midwife. The woman laying on the leopard skin table is clearly having a baby, for body-hairstyle inspiration!

Hoo-boy.

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More newcomers to Florida: a new kind of cockroach
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Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin
Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car
Driver accused of stopping school bus on tracks with train coming.
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots
Hunters turn iguanas into cash

Yeah that sound like the Tampa/St. Pete area.

Why not a mullet?

Oddly...Merkin Valdez's wife was turned away.

Hoo-boy.

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You stay classy, Tampa/St. Pete!

Do you think John Smoltz's mother was similarly inspired by his hairstyle?

Hunters turn iguanas into cash

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

Hoo-boy.

Other Recent Posts on that link:

More newcomers to Florida: a new kind of cockroach
Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin
Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car
Driver accused of stopping school bus on tracks with train coming.
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots
Hunters turn iguanas into cash

The reason no one should be allowed to emigrate from Florida to any of the other states (except Texas).

The iguana headline reminds me of my favorite baseball+reptile moment ever, which was in the early 1990s when Alejandro Pena was having one of his stints with the Braves. Skip Caray reported on a conersation he'd had with Pena, in which the reliever revealed that his favorite food was green iguana. Skip asked him what it tasted like, and his answer was, "It tastes a lot like tree iguana."

Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Women getting Mohawk-style bikini wax to support The Rays
Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league
Strip Club offers free flu shots

I dunno, these don't really seem all that bad...

Combining that last with "Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car" would be kinda interesting, no?

"Eight-foot boa constrictor blocks man's entranceway"

Eight feet? No wonder he choked on it.

Hot dog! Bikini-clad 'lettuce ladies' hand out free veggie weiners
Wife pours boiling water on sleeping husband's groin

Lord, I hope these stories aren't related.

Lingerie Football now boasts a 10-team league

For those of you that haven't visited lingeriefootball-reference.com, you really should stop by and sponsor a page.

For those of you that haven't visited lingeriefootball-reference.com, you really should stop by and sponsor a page.

Are you TRYING to get me fired, AG#1F???

Too bad the White Sox didn't win. We'd be reading about women's pubic hair blackouts.

funniest thread of the day, by far.

So Carl Hiassen doesn't make stuff up, he just reads the Florida newspapers?

So if the Dodgers make the world series will there be women in LA with dreads hanging out of their bikinis at the beach?

So in the last few days, we've had stories on

1. mohawk pubic hair
2. Manny's dreadlocks
3. Rays' fan getting suspended for a mohawk
4. Dennis Eckersley's mullet

I guess you need to go to pubic school to learn that.

They should all have their pubes taken away!

This gives me a good idea for my presentation at next year's SABR convention- "Styling of Fans' Pubic Hair Throughout Baseball History."

Not really SABR-related, Guapo, but I remember reading an article before the Atlanta Olympics about a group of strippers who were going to get ma'amscaped Nike swooshes.

Hunters turn iguanas into cash. . .

They do this sort of thing in Texas, too. Sorry, I couldn't find a free link with sound.

Combining that last with "Drive-by flu shots -- You don't have to leave your car" would be kinda interesting, no?

There's a drive-through strip club on route 220 near Blairsville PA or somewhere like that. I bet they're all over the place near Tampa.

1. mohawk pubic hair
2. Manny's dreadlocks
3. Rays' fan getting suspended for a mohawk
4. Dennis Eckersley's mullet

No way, there's been at least three stories about Manny's dreadlocks. And then there was the one about Bank One Ballpark's hair-clogged pool drain, and the one about the cats that live in Shea Stadium, and the discussion of how Joe Girardi's hair is going to look like Joe Torre's hair soon.

"Because every woman wants to look down there and think about the head of their child..."

Friend, I worry that you missed out on some serious biology classes along the way. Raised in a red state, were you?

The reason no one should be allowed to emigrate from Florida to any of the other states (except Texas).

You know that fence they're putting up on the Mexican border?

Couldn't they just move it to surround Florida instead? I think the money would be better spent that way.

Cue the Clash:

Ha! You think it's funny/Turning iguanas into money.

I must say, Arkansas & Alabama are startinig to seem like paragons of sophistication in comparison ...