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Baseball Primer Newsblog— The Best News Links from the Baseball Newsstand
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Michael Young is headed to third base, albeit reluctantly. The five-time All-Star just completed a conference call with local beat writers to announce that it’s time to get the controversy behind him and get ready to move from shortstop.
Another crisis averted; another chance to stain the reputation of Jon-Boy Daniels enthusiastically taken.
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"My conversations with Nolan were especially productive," Young said.
Translation: "Now listen here, son. You don't want to end up like Robin Ventura do you? You know what I mean?"
I don't think Andrus is ready either, but I take issue with the "unsustainable BABIP" part of the quote. There's less variance year-to-year for a hitter, normally, than there is for a pitcher.
-- MWE
Not really, I have zero confidence in the optimistic reports of his throwing arm/shoulder recovery. I don't think he really has the arm to play there anymore, which is too bad, because he has a promising glove. Andrus will sink or swim, and there no doubt will be hoots and hollers from idiots like Galloway and Reeves over every error he makes as he grows into it.
I could see an argument that this is a stain because it was Daniels, after all, who decided to give him the long-term contract -- but I'm more or less positive that that particular contract came down from Hicks.
After a strike on the first pitch, Tuxus Woopasser Ryan jumped out of the GM box and came thunderin to the mound
"Son, How many pitches have you thrown?"
"1"
"Son, How many pitches does it take to get an out?"
"uh, 1 sir"
"Son, I'm lookin at the scoreboard. Son, can you tell me what number I'm seeing up there UNDER OUTS"?
"uh, 0 sir"
"Son, do you always plan to go through life an aimless, shiftless bum?"
"uh-"
"Give me the ball son."
So word got around among the pitchers theyd better get contact and immediate outs.
So the next game the first pitch is grounded to the shortstop.
Didn't help. Again, Tuxus Woopasser Ryan jumped out of the GM box and came thunderin to the mound.
"Son, Do you always plan to go throuh life hopin to get wild-ass lucky with the ball goin 6 INCHES LEFT OF THE SHORTSTOP?"
Sweet
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