There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear (or read) today: "Naziporn".

There's a phrase I never thought I'd hear (or read) today: "Naziporn".

Well, it's one way to increase traffic from google searches.

"Steve Finley" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" reveals 24 hits on google

If this is it for Steve Finley, he will retire with....

More hits than Heinie Manush, Mickey Vernon, Lloyd Waner, Jim Rice, Mickey Mantle or Ryne Sandberg
More runs than Harry Hooper, Rod Carew, Billy Williams, Roberto Clemente, Joe DiMaggio, Tony Gwynn, or Sam Crawford
More total bases than Harmon Killebrew, Wade Boggs, Rod Carew, Carlton Fisk, Orlando Cepeda or Joe Dimaggio
More doubles than Luke Appling, Roberto Clemente and Billy Williams
More home runs than Rogers Hornsby, Chuck Klein, Rickey Henderson, or Ryne Sandberg
More RBI than Rocky Colavito, Rudy York, Ken Boyer, Tony Gwynn, Joe Morgan or Joe Adcock
And more stolen bases than Hank Aaron OR Babe Ruth!

For anyone who has met Szymborski - is he the weirdest guy on the face of the earth?

For anyone who has met Szymborski - is he the weirdest guy on the face of the earth?

Nah. Maybe in the top 5%, though.

-- MWE

"'Steve Finley' AND 'Nazi' AND 'porn' reveals 24 hits on google"

Of which, the strangest is undoubtedly this one (NSFW).

I was kind of hoping for a nice send-off post for Finley, who's really had a hell of a career.

The Naziporn was better.

I guess the "he's toast" thing had already been taken.

Well which teams fans are going to clamor for them to sign him? considering the relative idiocy that has taken over Cardinal fans in the past few years I would wager that there will be dozens of drooling cardinal fans at the prospect of signing this guy. (and then those same guys will bag on the owners when he failed)

Not one of TO's better efforts. Still, it's worth the not so successful ones in order to get the ones that work.

With Shea Hillenbrand about to go on the market, Finley is best of retiring with class...

"Steve Finley" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" reveals 24 hits on google

"Mark McGwire" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" - 887 hits
"Pokey Reese" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" - 36 hits
"Tom Brokaw" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" - 11,300 hits
"Ted Williams" AND "Nazi" AND "porn" - 896 hits
"Ted Williams" AND "Nazi" AND "lemonade" - 312 hits
"Karl Rove" AND "Nazi" AND "cerebrospinal fluid" - 30 hits
"Scott Karl" AND "Karl Rove" AND "porn" - did not match any documents
"Rocco Baldelli" AND "sausage" AND "juice" - 52 hits
"Rocco Baldelli" AND "sausage" AND "juice" AND "eruption" - 4 hits
"Gillick" AND "paperclip" AND "removal" - 11 hits
"Derek Jeter" AND "insufferable" - 2,180 hits
"Derek Jeter" AND "the lady doth protest too much" - 32 hits
"Derek Jeter" AND "Hamlet" AND "William Shakespeare" - 569 hits
"Shakespeare" AND "Dustin McGowan" - 43 hits
"cucumber" AND "San Antonio" AND "LaRussa" - 62 hits
"Olmedo Saenz" AND "butter" AND "Marlon Brando" - 1 hit
"Steve Finley" AND "toilet" AND "opera" - 122 hits
"Torre" AND "malformed" - 657 hits
"Torre" AND "malformed" AND "thighs" - 58 hits
"Big Papi" AND "Roosevelt" AND "putty" - 2 hits
"John Gibbons" AND "Rageaholic" - 1 hit
"this is a sinking ship" - 50,500 hits
"massage table" AND "Hernandez" AND "grits" - 29 hits
"Gary Sheffield" AND "uppity" - 304 hits
"Tino Martinez" AND "chocolate pudding" AND "waterbed" - did not match any documents
"Bruney" and "rubber" and "holes" - 195 hits
"Ty Wigginton" AND "plumbing" - 57 hits
"Jimmy" and "groin" and "nail polish" - 524 hits
"Brandon League" AND "axe-wielding" - did not match any documents
"Tony Gwynn" AND "fecal" AND "sundae" - 1 hit
"Willie McGee" AND "bizarre sexual practices" - 1 hit
"Millar" AND "fungo bat" AND "grease" - 3 hits
"Braden Looper" AND "fetish" AND "stump" - 7 hits

For anyone who has met Szymborski - is he the weirdest guy on the face of the earth?

No, he's just gay and in love with Hitler. What's so wrong with that?

I can understand loving Hitler, but gay..sheesh. you are offending so many people

*meows suggestively at Szym*

Boy, that doesn't work without my Forum avatar.