My Opening Day lineup

Well, I’m 100 percent certain that this lineup will look stupid by early May, but following the Sisco/Gload deal, here would be my generic (L/R-handed pitchers ignored) Opening Day lineup, assuming no further trades/signings:

LINEUP
1—CF David DeJesus—Bats L
2—2B Mark Grudzielanek—Bats R
3—RF Mark Teahen—Bats L
4—DH Mike Sweeney—Bats R
5—1B Ryan Shealy—Bats R
6—LF Emil Brown—Bats R (Free Justin Huber!—Bats R)
7—3B Alex Gordon—Bats L
8—C Jason LaRue—Bats R / John Buck—Bats R (No idea here)
9—SS Angel Berroa—Bats R

P—Gil Meche

A little too righty-heavy, and for this reason alone perhaps flip Brown and Gordon. Ideally, Grudzielanek would be further down the lineup, but I think Buddy Bell maintains that he is the ideal number two man.

BENCH
C—LaRue/Buck
IF—Esteban German
IF/OF—Ross Gload
OF—Reggie Sanders (Shane Costa?)
OF—Joey Gathright

Jeff Keppinger wasn’t included. I figure the Gload deal ended his participation.

REST OF ROTATION
1—Meche—RHP
2—Odalis Perez—LHP
3—Brian Bannister—RHP
4—Jorge de la Rosa—LHP
5—Luke Hudson—RHP (Zack Greinke—RHP?)

ROYAL ROOST (I’m setting a new trend here which will find its way to mainstream Royals fan use, FYI)
Long relief:
de la Rosa when Greinke gets back
Joakim Soria

Middle relief:
Todd Wellemeyer / John Bale
Joel Peralta
Jimmy Gobble

THE HAMMER:
Octavio Dotel

I’m not very sure on the Roost at all. Any input is good input here.

What’s your lineup look like?