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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

45 Years Ago Today: Ted Williams announced his retirement

My favorite Williams anecdote was told in one of Ron Luchiano’s books.  While managing the Senators Williams was in the umpire’s dressing room talking with the umpires. When President Nixon walks in un-announced to shake hands, and pat backs which apparently he did once in a while.  He says hello and makes the rounds.  When he gets to Williams he looks him in the eye, and before Nixon can say anything Williams says “how the #### are you”, Nixon without a missing a beat, says “not bad you old son of a #####”.  The umps look on sheepishly; Nixon turns to them and says “it’s all right I’ve met the bastard before”.

Mister High Standards Posted: August 10, 2005 at 03:17 PM | 16 comment(s)
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   1. philly Posted: August 10, 2005 at 04:34 PM (#1536914)
Ted Williams is a big part of the reason that it's always been cooler to be a Sox fan than a Yankee fan.

I know, I know... take your 26 ####### rings and shove them up your ####### ass.
   2. Guapo Posted: August 10, 2005 at 04:38 PM (#1536930)
I know, I know... take your 26 #### rings and shove them up your #### ####.

Not physically possible, at least for a Yankees fan. Now, for a Red Sox fan (assuming they *had* 26 rings), maybe. Most of them did have their heads up their #### #### for 86 years.
   3. Mister High Standards Posted: August 10, 2005 at 05:05 PM (#1537008)
Williams much cooler than Joe D.
   4. Halofan Posted: August 10, 2005 at 05:12 PM (#1537034)
I don't have a horse in this race, but banging Marilyn Monroe is a pretty tough trout for a fisherman to hook.
   5. HOPE: Madison Obamagarner (Flynn) Posted: August 10, 2005 at 05:35 PM (#1537069)
Joe D. then also told her to get out of his house.

Ted banged a few models in his day, too.

And he also didn't insist on being called the greatest living ballplayer at public introductions.
   6. The Josecruz Blues (GGC) Posted: August 10, 2005 at 05:49 PM (#1537087)
Williams was what John Wayne tried to play in the movies.

BTW, Montville's book on him is great.
   7. JoelW Iz in Ur Baseball Posted: August 10, 2005 at 10:45 PM (#1537728)
and, you know, as far as we know Ted Williams didn't beat his wife.
   8. schuey Posted: August 10, 2005 at 11:21 PM (#1537797)
Joe D did not hit .200 in the 10 biggest games of his life.
   9. Elevate Phil Coorey Later Posted: August 11, 2005 at 02:07 AM (#1538034)
Here we go, here we go, here we go....

Williams/DiMaggio...DiMaggio/Williams...Finkle/Einhorn...Einhorn and Finkle...
   10. Joe C isn't Posted: August 11, 2005 at 09:54 AM (#1538278)
Joe DiMaggio ate at Dinky Donuts...Teddy would never have done that.

Therefore, Ted is better. See? This is easy.
   11. Handle's Messiah Posted: August 11, 2005 at 07:32 PM (#1540224)
Williams much cooler than Joe D.

In perpetuity it would seem (at least above the shoulders.)

Underappreciated Joe D nuggest, his teams went 9-1 in World Series play.
   12. The Josecruz Blues (GGC) Posted: August 11, 2005 at 08:01 PM (#1540293)
Underappreciated Joe D nuggest, his teams went 9-1 in World Series play.

That was Barra's argument for DiMag in one of his books.

But I'm glad that drunken Yawkey trade never took place.
   13. Rough Carrigan Posted: August 11, 2005 at 08:23 PM (#1540362)
Ted Williams taught flying in WWII and flew a jet in Korea.

Joe DiMaggio, for 3 years left waitresses in greater Honolulu wondering why they hadn't gotten a tip and then played the classic jealous jerk when his wife told him about her USO appearances in Korea.

Point, Ted.
   14. RB in NYC (Now with Resolutions!) Posted: August 11, 2005 at 11:56 PM (#1540970)
Ted Williams taught flying in WWII and flew a jet in Korea.

Joe DiMaggio, for 3 years left waitresses in greater Honolulu wondering why they hadn't gotten a tip and then played the classic jealous jerk when his wife told him about her USO appearances in Korea.


Point, Joe.
   15. Sometimes it Rains (sj) Posted: August 13, 2005 at 07:38 PM (#1544315)
Williams much cooler than Joe D.

This is true, but Mickey Mantle is much cooler than both.
   16. Darren Posted: August 14, 2005 at 10:16 PM (#1546248)
Ted Williams aspired to have people call him the "greatest hitter who ever lived." Joe D made contractual arrangements for such things to happen for himself.

Also: folgers.
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