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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Weekly Minor League Thread: Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

Jimmy James put up a 20/1 K/BB ratio in Lowell and was recently promoted to Greenville. The 20-year-old Dominican pitcher said this about his trials and tribulations in the low minors:

Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans… and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.*

* This hilarious bit from News Radio never gets old.

Darren Posted: July 15, 2007 at 11:17 AM | 8 comment(s)
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1. Darren Posted: July 16, 2007 at 11:31 PM (#2443410)

Masterson has 16 Ks in his first 13.3 IP at AA, along with a bunch of groundballs.

2. villageidiom Posted: July 16, 2007 at 11:39 PM (#2443435)

I mistakenly posted something in last week's minor league thread instead of this week's, not even noticing the new post was here. Sorry.

3. Monty Posted: July 17, 2007 at 01:35 AM (#2443555)

* This hilarious bit from News Radio never gets old.

Fact!

4. dahlian Kirby, children's author extraordinaire. Posted: July 17, 2007 at 01:41 AM (#2443556)

Are you saying that the American Yum Yum Clown Monkey represents the Yankees?

5. Templeusox has reached his genetic threshold Posted: July 17, 2007 at 04:12 AM (#2443576)

Sumoza

6. Elevate Phil Coorey Later Posted: July 17, 2007 at 05:16 AM (#2443580)

This next song, is the first song...on our new album!!!

7. Softball-Playing Human Refuses to Be Walked Posted: July 17, 2007 at 05:35 AM (#2443582)

Many days no business come to my hut ... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!

It's the funniest bit of any sitcom ever.

8. JoelW Iz in Ur Baseball Posted: July 17, 2007 at 07:35 PM (#2444220)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZtdLra24E

The man so nice they named him twice.

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