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Lycanthropy Think Factory 2012
Posted: 16 February 2012 02:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1151 ]

As the sun sets over the western hills overlooking the village, one can already see the full moon shining in the dusky sky.  You hear wolves howling off in the distance.  Even closer than last month.  They seem to be getting bolder with each waxing moon.  The farmers have all brought their goats into town, hoping the wolves will at least stay out of the village.  The streets are mostly empty.  Even the pub closed hours ago so no one would have to be out after nightfall, in hopes of avoiding the mess created last month.  The village could do with a little less excitement.  You pull the collar of your coat tight to keep out the chill as you enter your home.  You lock and bar your door, shutter your windows and you hear your neighbors doing the same.  No ‘accidents’ this month.  No way.  You see the last glint of sunlight finally fade over the empty streets of your village.  It looks like everyone made it inside safely.  You put out your candles and climb into bed.  As you begin to doze off, you think you hear the soft murmerings of voices passing past your home. 

idiots. As sleep overcomes you, you realize:  it is going to happen again.

Posted: 16 February 2012 10:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1152 ]
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Smelly is so fluffy he’s gonna die - 16 February 2012 12:42 AM

10) The 10 o’clock thing.  If it hits 10, and you haven’t voted, you vote for yourself.

11) Once the deciding vote has been cast, there are no vote changes.

Even before 10?

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Posted: 16 February 2012 11:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1153 ]
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email resent.

sorry for the delay.

Posted: 16 February 2012 11:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1154 ]
HCO, Transgressive Herbivore - 16 February 2012 10:41 AM
Smelly is so fluffy he’s gonna die - 16 February 2012 12:42 AM

10) The 10 o’clock thing.  If it hits 10, and you haven’t voted, you vote for yourself.

11) Once the deciding vote has been cast, there are no vote changes.

Even before 10?

yes.  open to discussion before daybreak of course.

[edit]Oh, look, there’s the sun!  and evidence of werewolves.[/edit]

Posted: 16 February 2012 11:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1155 ]
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I am human, a proud blacksmith with a penchant for drink. Let’s get this thing started.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1156 ]
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Egads, not again with this werewolf business. Gotta save up my silver and emigrate to a tropical island somewhere.

Posted: 16 February 2012 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1157 ]
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I am the town haberdasher. My fine, goat pelt hats are the pride of this village, bringing folk from nearly ten miles away to shop for the finest hats for their annual harvest dances and such.

Also I am a human. Again.

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I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.

Posted: 16 February 2012 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1158 ]

I’m just a simple peasant farmer. Just as human as I should be.

Posted: 16 February 2012 12:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1159 ]
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I’m but a humble dairy farmer. And a human. Were I stricken with the dread lycanthropy my prized milk cows would likely have been my first victims of my blood thirst.

Posted: 16 February 2012 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1160 ]
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I am a human.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1161 ]
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I am here.  For some reason I have not moved from this godforsaken place.

Posted: 16 February 2012 01:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1162 ]
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Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1163 ]
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JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

I suggest you make a wild, unsubstantiated accusation.

Not at me, though.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1164 ]
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BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 16 February 2012 01:32 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

I suggest you make a wild, unsubstantiated accusation.

Not at me, though.

I am. I am accusing everyone who isn’t me. Even God.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1165 ]
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I think that, on CW rules, you can only vote for one person at a time.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1166 ]
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Answer Guy - 16 February 2012 12:06 PM

I’m but a humble dairy farmer. And a human. Were I stricken with the dread lycanthropy my prized milk cows would likely have been my first victims of my blood thirst.

Drinking milk and whey for three days was often an attempted remedy of lycanthropy. Maybe you are keeping your cows alive in hopes of curing yourself.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1167 ]
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JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:37 PM
BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 16 February 2012 01:32 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

I suggest you make a wild, unsubstantiated accusation.

Not at me, though.

I am. I am accusing everyone who isn’t me. Even God.

Maybe you protest too much.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1168 ]
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bads85 - 16 February 2012 01:53 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:37 PM
BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 16 February 2012 01:32 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

I suggest you make a wild, unsubstantiated accusation.

Not at me, though.

I am. I am accusing everyone who isn’t me. Even God.

Maybe you protest too much.

I’m just trying to get these mommy-effin’ werewolves, off these mommy-effin’ plains.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1169 ]
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Flounder: Avowed enemy of inconvenience - 16 February 2012 01:03 PM

I am here.  For some reason I have not moved from this godforsaken place.

You are here, but are you human?

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1170 ]
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So unless you have actual strategy, the first day might as well be Russian roulette.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 01:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1171 ]
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JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:55 PM
bads85 - 16 February 2012 01:53 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:37 PM
BourbonSamurai is not Fausto Carmona - 16 February 2012 01:32 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

I suggest you make a wild, unsubstantiated accusation.

Not at me, though.

I am. I am accusing everyone who isn’t me. Even God.

Maybe you protest too much.

I’m just trying to get these mommy-effin’ werewolves, off these mommy-effin’ plains.

I respect your sentiment, but we ain’t huntin’ buffalo or building a railroad.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 02:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1172 ]
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JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:56 PM

So unless you have actual strategy, the first day might as well be Russian roulette.

Yeah, you are protesting too much. Boom! I cast a vote for you as wereweolf.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 02:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1173 ]
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bads85 - 16 February 2012 02:00 PM
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:56 PM

So unless you have actual strategy, the first day might as well be Russian roulette.

Yeah, you are protesting too much. Boom! I cast a vote for you as wereweolf.

Of course, I am willing to listen to any reason from the village to persuade me otherwise.

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Posted: 16 February 2012 02:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1174 ]
JGLB, Future King of a Future State - 16 February 2012 01:15 PM

Human here. I hate the first day. Can I just vote for everyone that’s not me, and let things sort out from there? No seriously, I need ruling here.

You may only have a single vote for one person live at any time.  One person, one vote.

Posted: 16 February 2012 02:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1175 ]
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bads85 - 16 February 2012 01:51 PM
Answer Guy - 16 February 2012 12:06 PM

I’m but a humble dairy farmer. And a human. Were I stricken with the dread lycanthropy my prized milk cows would likely have been my first victims of my blood thirst.

Drinking milk and whey for three days was often an attempted remedy of lycanthropy. Maybe you are keeping your cows alive in hopes of curing yourself.

Will make a note of that, thanks. I didn’t know werewolves had that sort of control over their blood lust…but I wouldn’t know, not having been a werewolf and all.

   
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