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All I can think of about wearing a super expensive watch is getting mugged.
A haircut, a trim of the facial hair, a nice suit -- kinda looks like a normal guy not some guy off skid row.
In his prime, Randy Johnson was easily the ugliest player in the major leagues.
A buddy and I had a long running debate on whom it would be more horrible to be, um, violated by: Johnson or Mo Vaughn. Is there a stat for that?
Did he have a handsome decline phase?
You and your friend need a hobby. Besides baseball. And porn.
Randy Johnson never got his due as a pitchman/celebrity/star/whatever. Based just on pitching style (Ks! Near-100mph fastball! Scary Mr. Snappy Slider!) and and success (Cys! World Series reliever!) he should have been huge, but a cantankerous personality and a generally gawky appearance seem to have held him back. Not that he necessarily wanted that kind of acclaim, of course.
Imagine if he'd had a sense of humor, though. He'd be like a (more) talented Manute Bol.
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