Also known as THE WILL TO WIN.
The other day, I was watching the visiting announcing crew call a Kansas City Royals game, when Jeff Francoeur came to the plate. Before it even began, I knew what was coming. The announcers started to praise Francoeur. You know, it was all the usual stuff—great leader, plays terrific defense, bat coming around, wonderful guy. And, suddenly, a question came to mind.
What player in baseball do you think has the most ANT—Announcer Nonsense Talk—spoken about them? ...Read More...
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1. Horror posted on December 23, 2012 at 08:25 PM # hit 0 | hit 0Also flight is ridiculously overrated. Freezing your butt off, and swallowing bugs, and for what... Saving a little bit of time getting some place you could have gotten anyway? Well maybe it's worth it to get away from the TSA.
Or you can just buy your own plane, and get all of the benefits plus climate control and a bar.
Now that is overrated. Lose an arm? Tough, live with it for eternity. Get caught in a fire? Oh well. Do you just get really really old? Do you stay a toddler? Do you hit puberty? Do you turn into a 600lb tub of goo as the decades roll by?
Well we did this before and specified Wolverine style. So you stay 30 and in shape forever, and injuries all heal.
Bonds
Clemens
Bagwell
Biggio
Trammell
Walker
Raines
Piazza
Sosa
Schilling
That's not necessarily in order. Note, deserved or not, I'd drop McGwire and Palmeiro as hopeless if I had a real ballot ... Walker and Sosa also probably hopeless but worth making a point over while I've made my Mac and Palmeiro points in previous years. Barring the miracle of several making it through this year, Sosa, Schilling, Raines and probably one of Trammell/Biggio are out for me next year. A ridiculous battle for the #10 spot next year. Somewhat dependent on vote totals (strategic voting again).
Teleportation is superior in every way. Am I crazy?
1. Flight is physically a fun thing to do. Teleportation isn't. You can do fun things with it, but it isn't intrinsically fun.
2. Flight is one of those powers that it'd be hard to get into serious trouble with.
Flight would be my first choice too, for those reasons.
You say this now but just wait until you blunder into Chinese airspace.
Yeah but now you're talking about more than one superpower.
If you were immortal, the world would consist entirely of people who want to kill you because they're tired of you and people who want to kill you just to see if they can.
Preach, brother!
And I agree the #1 pick was a dog.
The only way it isn't is if it's Superman-style flight thru interstellar space, with FTL capability.
I think he was an outstanding hitter. Unfortunately for him, it was an era of outstanding hitting and he brings nothing else to the table. I wouldn't object to him going in but I will never in a million years understand how somebody can vote for Edgar over Walker. He's never received my mythical vote before but he's basically where I draw the border these days.
There are threads where I go into more detail. He is probably more deserving than Sosa but I'm a fanboy and Sosa will drop off my ballot next year anyway. He may be as deserving as Raines but I prefer all-around players. There are plenty of threads out there where I go into more detail.
Note, using WAR, Edgar is only #10 on this ballot and that's with Biggio just behind and McGwire and Piazza behind as well. (And Sosa obviously) On the other hand, you could easily move him ahead of Palmeiro (who's barely ahead due to his very long career) and Lofton (cuz none of us have adjusted to the idea of Lofton as HoFer) and get him back to 10th place if you ignore McGwire.
Anyway, I really have a hard time seeing him as anything better than the 10th best player on this ballot and could see him down around 13-14.
That would be my vote for best arrangment of powers.
I think I saw that movie. Starring Linda Blair.
Not my first choice, just always stuck in my head. THAT was one of the most twisted things imaginable
EDIT: Almost forgot: Word of God would be pretty fun too...
Is this the fantasy of every historian? Or are you just thinking about the sex?
Why can't it be both? You could have sex with all sorts of historically important figures - Charlotte Bronte, Marie Antoinette... Pocahontas.
Precisely!
Days being some back-bencher following parliamentary debates and being the cup-bearer at privy council meetings, and evenings banging Lady Hamilton or Mata Hari.
EDIT: Or maybe scratch that one. I never cease to be amazed at how unattractive Mata Hari seems in google searches.
The advantages of teleportation over flight are obvious, but one thing flight does have going for it is that you maintain control. Flight is not going to lead to your particles getting randomly scattered across the universe, or to half your body getting trapped in a wall. Even if I had teleported 20,000 times successfully, I would still be worried about that kind of thing.
Omniscience and immortality are kind of pushing it even in terms of "superhero" powers (although I can at least think of immortal superheroes, whereas I'm not sure I can think of omniscient ones.) I'm surprised, though, that no one took invulnerability, a pretty standard superpower. Poz even points out to Schur late in the draft, "I can still just shoot you with a gun."
Schur IMO wasn't taking positional scarcity into account enough, as he passed up both Biggio and Trammell (he wasn't against Biggio per se, but didn't think he was a "first ballot guy"). I wish Poz had been a little clearer about his exact ballot; still not quite sure. (Also not sure if they were limiting themselves to 10.)
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