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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Jose Canseco to join Ft. Worth Cats as player/coach… or maybe not.

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posted on May 22, 2013 at 05:59 PM by Pat Rapper's Delight to ft worth cats, human interest story, jose canseco, not onion, twitter, veteran leadership | 10 comment(s)

Former Rangers slugger Jose Canseco posted some “breaking news” today on his Twitter account:

Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by a [name withheld] from las vegas — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 22, 2013

He goes on to tweet a photo of the fitness model, along with her phone number (stay classy, Jose), then suggests a polygraph to “get the ball rolling.”

“Stay tuned to another day in the life of jose ...

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1. RMc and His Roster of Rubbish posted on August 03, 2012 at 11:28 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Despite his .194 average with Worcestor, Canseco did manage to hit a home run, the 558th of his professional baseball career.

2. Horror posted on August 03, 2012 at 11:31 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I thought he was pitching now.

3. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines posted on August 04, 2012 at 12:08 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

If he wasn't Jose Canseco his odyssey through the independent minors would be getting inspirational.

30 years ago he was on the Idaho Falls A's. In honor of Idaho Falls's amazing stretch of having a team in the Pioneer League every year since 1940 (except 2002), I say the Royals should sign him and assign him to the Idaho Falls Chukars, where he can take under his wing such future greats as Andy Ferguson, Jared Schlehuber, Adalberto Mondesi and Zeb Sneed.

4. Voros McCracken of Pinkus posted on August 04, 2012 at 12:27 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Now maybe I'm being cynical, but something tells me this might be a publicity stunt.

5. The Yankee Clapper posted on August 04, 2012 at 12:33 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Hope the bankruptcy fraud folks are giving Jose a thorough Dykstra review.

6. Gamingboy posted on August 04, 2012 at 03:04 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Jose Canseco is basically just trying to yell "I EXIST" at the world.

7. Los Angeles El Hombre of Anaheim

posted on August 04, 2012 at 04:12 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

If you prick me, do I not juice?
If you sign me, do I not play?
If you cut me, do I not play somewhere else?

8. BourbonSamurai, vassal of the Harpsburg Empire posted on August 04, 2012 at 05:58 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Zeb Sneed

I DEMAND a succesful major league career for Zeb Sneed.

9. RMc and His Roster of Rubbish posted on September 03, 2012 at 10:08 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

I DEMAND a succesful major league career for Zeb Sneed.

I remember his daddy's bizness, Sneed's Seed And Feed. Hell, I remember back when they were Chuck's!

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Jose Canseco to join Ft. Worth Cats as player/coach… or maybe not.

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