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Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber announced today that a partnership of global sports powers, Manchester City Football Club and the New York Yankees, has acquired the League’s 20th expansion club. The new team will be named New York City Football Club (NYCFC) and expects to begin play in 2015.

Wait, I thought Manchester United was the Yankees’ fellow member of the Legion of Doom, not Manchester City!

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1. escabeche posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:19 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

But did she get a gift basket?

2. charityslave is thinking about baseball posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:21 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Ahh, love. (sigh)

3. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:27 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Fist pump?

4. JE (Jason Epstein)

posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:33 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

So that's where CC hangs out the next day.

5. Repoz

posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:40 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

In this case it's 9 cc's...

6. Best Regards, L.M. posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:45 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

No, it wasn't me.

7. flournoy posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:50 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

There are few places nastier than stadium bathrooms.

8. beer on a stick posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:53 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

There are few places nastier than stadium bathrooms.

I think for these two, that was part of the fun.

9. flournoy posted on September 16, 2012 at 11:58 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Yeah. I had intended to make further commentary on what I thought about these two, but found that it really wasn't necessary. The headline says it all.

10. TerpNats posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:00 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Does this mean Skydome is no longer Exhibition Stadium?

11. Transmission posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:27 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

That can't have been very comfortable...

12. Nolan Giesbrecht posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:50 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

....and the way it's described sounds, uh, difficult. As in, I'm not sure how that would work.

13. The District Attorney posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:56 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Sex in a bathroom stall? That doesn't work. Gimme something I can use!

14. Gonfalon Bubble posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:59 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Nobody screws in the toilets anymore, they're too crowded.

15. something like a train wreck posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:11 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

90% of scoring is alcohol. And vice versa.

16. puck posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:32 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

I'm sure they put one of those toilet seat covers down, so they were probably ok.

17. ...and Toronto selects: Troy Tulowitzki posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:58 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

....and the way it's described sounds, uh, difficult. As in, I'm not sure how that would work.

The way it's described? Jeez man, just take a look. There's pictures and a video of the dude screwing her while she sits on the toilet.

18. Walt Davis posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:58 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

You know, it used to be you could have sex in public without it being plastered all over the internet but these days everybody's got a freaking video camera phone.

19. ...and Toronto selects: Troy Tulowitzki posted on September 17, 2012 at 02:09 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Dude got to wear his favorite players jersey, have sex with his old lady, in Yankee Stadium, have fans cheer him on, and basically have it televised and featured in the cities newspapers? Suck on that Jersey Shore. Total success.

20. ShoeGrit posted on September 17, 2012 at 02:31 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

90% of scoring is alcohol. And vice versa.

If the correlation is that high they need to put beer back in the D Backs clubhouse

21. ThisElevatorIsDrivingMeUpTheWall posted on September 17, 2012 at 08:21 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

I dunno, he really seems confused about that sausage delivery job.

22. Don't want the truth; just wanna see some dingers posted on September 17, 2012 at 08:38 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Was Phil Rizzuto doing the commentary?

23. Joe Bivens, Minor Genius posted on September 17, 2012 at 08:54 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

This is the classiest thing I've ever seen!

24. McCoy Wilfong for Money posted on September 17, 2012 at 08:58 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Was her name Mystique or Aura?

25. tfbg9 posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:02 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Depressing. Just depressing.

26. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:24 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Ah, to be young and covered in a stranger's urine.

27. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:31 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

....and the way it's described sounds, uh, difficult. As in, I'm not sure how that would work.

Get outta your mom's basement and meet a girl sometime!

28. Belfry Bob posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:34 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

so was it the Men's room or the Women's bathroom?

29. Belfry Bob posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:39 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

'For the enjoyment and safety of all fans...smoking is not allowed anywhere in the seating bowl, the team is not responsible for bats or balls that travel into the stands, trespassing on the field will lead to arrest and prosecution, and bathroom stalls are not to be used for sexual activity. Thank you, and enjoy the game!'

30. Belfry Bob posted on September 17, 2012 at 09:42 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

'Was that WRONG? Because if I had known this sort of thing was frowned upon, I never would have done it...'

31. tfbg9 posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:02 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

The Sabattia jersey swings the old reacto meter a hair away from my initial reading of "this is depressing" towards mild amusement.

These people are gonna get prosecuted. Gloria Allred will defend the woman, with the dashing Ron Kuby for the mook.

32. booond posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:12 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

that's where I met your mother, son.

33. The Long Arm of Rudy Law posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:14 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

He wore a Sabathia jersey, and she wore an A-Rod skirt.

I don't know what that means.

34. Swoboda is freedom posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

The guy is still way behind Ruth on the career list of most women screwed in a Yankee bathroom.

35. Morty Causa posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:27 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Damn, this would be an excellent opportunity to post the bit from Woody Allen's movie Play It Again, Sam, where he thinks of Willie Mays ("Slide, Slide") while having sex, but I couldn't find it on youtube.

36. bunyon posted on September 17, 2012 at 10:49 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Maybe I'm just getting old, but if I heard people in a stall having sex, my first response wouldn't be to climb over for a look.

37. Yeaarrgghhhh posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:06 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

edit: nevermind...misread your comment.

38. marty posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:11 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

I hate how people get their phones out to film every moment in shaky, unwatchable footage. My Friday night AAA firework shows, set to a soundtrack of patriotic songs, were rudely disturbed by the glow of a thousand phones, recording film that no one would ever want to watch. Couldn't these people in the restroom just have savoured the moment? Take in the sights and sounds, and even the smells.

39. winnipegwhip posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:16 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

If the guy was a true Yankee fan he would have wore a Number 7 jersey and got a BJ under the right field bleachers in tribute to The Mick.

40. ThisElevatorIsDrivingMeUpTheWall posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:32 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

I didn't watch this. Was the accompaniment C. C. Rider?

41. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) posted on September 17, 2012 at 11:53 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

He wore a Sabathia jersey, and she wore an A-Rod skirt.

I don't know what that means.

That under the tartan, she's a fetching filly?

42. Run Joe Run posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:26 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Yeah I know this stuff happens - but it just adds to the list of reasons I don't want to bring my kids to a game. I know the "think of the children" jokes will start. But it does suck when you are a parent and you have to deal with jackasses.

43. zonk posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:31 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Maybe I'm just getting old, but if I heard people in a stall having sex, my first response wouldn't be to climb over for a look.

Or maybe you're too young if you were thinking "ehhh... I'll just catch it on YouTube later".

44. Harveys Wallbangers

posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

post 42

while ridiculously pathetic behavior the frequency of this stupidity at ballgames is very, very low.

up until this year i took the grandkids to games all the time and nary an issue.

45. Run Joe Run posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:47 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

44 - I take the kids to minor league games in the area, and that seems to work out fine. Maybe I will stick with that.

46. Randy Jones

posted on September 17, 2012 at 12:55 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Yeah I know this stuff happens - but it just adds to the list of reasons I don't want to bring my kids to a game. I know the "think of the children" jokes will start. But it does suck when you are a parent and you have to deal with jackasses.

This post is just so, so ridiculous. Yes, it does require some input from Helen Lovejoy.

Let me put it this way. I have been to something like 250 Yankees games over the years, at least 40 since the new stadium opened. I have been to a decent number of other sporting events at various venues. I have never seen anything like this.

47. Swoboda is freedom posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:02 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

A Couple Humped In A Yankee Stadium Bathroom Stall For About Three Innings On Saturday

This was the headline from Deadspin. No one is talking about the really important issue. This guy was able to have sex for 3 innings. That is some stamina.

48. Swedish Chef posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:12 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

This guy was able to have sex for 3 innings. That is some stamina.

Three innings of a game with the Yankees in. At least it wasn't against the Red Sox.

49. chemdoc posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:17 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

He wore a Sabathia jersey, and she wore an A-Rod skirt.

I don't know what that means.

That under the tartan, she's a fetching filly?

Ah, the centaur with two backs...

50. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on September 17, 2012 at 01:19 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Let me put it this way. I have been to something like 250 Yankees games over the years, at least 40 since the new stadium opened. I have been to a decent number of other sporting events at various venues. I have never seen anything like this.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the Yankees Stadium bathroom making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

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