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I've lifted weights and worked out in the gym for over 25 years, and I've never once injured myself doing so. These idiots don't know how to work out properly?
He's played hurt all week--and played well--but now they decide to DL him? Huh?
He quite visibly tweaked it in the eighth inning yesterday.
#14 people get injured doing Crossfit too
In just the past two or three years, I have seriously injured my back while running mile repeats, warming up preparing to do something similar, throwing javelin, falling off my unicycle, sleeping, and bending over the bathroom sink.
The only reason Joey went with the "stupid player injures himself because he's stupid" bit is because Freeman's a Brave Joey's a goddamned know-it-all idiot who as usual doesn't have the slightest ####### clue as to what the hell he's talking about.
My best "comedy" injury
why didn't you just write that you fainted?
been shot, stabbed, drowned, poisoned, electrocuted, you name it
Ironically, Rasputin's Real Life death wasn't at all Rasputinian; the 1916 autopsy report (as discovered after the Cold War and reviewed by American and Russian doctors in 2002) shows that Rasputin was shot in the head with a .455 Webley and died instantly. However, his killers wanted to portray him as a near-indestructible son of Satan, so they made up an elaborate story about how he survived poison, beating, and bullet wounds only to drown in the Neva. Later embellishments by Yusupov (he thought up a new one every time he was short on money) even had Rasputin dying of hypothermia, having attempted to claw through the ice that covered him.*
But oblique injuries can linger and worsen if pushed
I once had a run of New Years Eve parties where I did something incredibly foolish and/or embarrassing.
Just don't disillusion me about Catherine The Great.
She really was great.
woke up on Jan 1st at 6AM in my parent's hot tub
that must have hurt like a sob
2004/2005 I think
My best "comedy" injury was caused by rushing to get out of the shower to answer the door to sign for a delivery
The only serious injury I've ever had was when I was thirteen years old. For some reason I never quite figured out, my aunt used to rent one of those bouncy castle things for our big family gatherings at Thanksgiving, even when most of us kids were teenagers. But they're still fun even when you're old enough that you're supposed to have outgrown them.
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