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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Walder: Rex Ryan rants against Baltimore Orioles over season opener

(www.nydailynews.com)

posted on April 18, 2013 at 09:12 PM by Greg Franklin to football, nfl, orioles, schedule | 40 comment(s)

Rex, brothers!

The Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens can’t open the season at home because the Orioles play a game on September 5, when the season opener is scheduled to be played, and the two teams share a parking lot. While there was talk of the Orioles potentially moving their game to another time, Ryan proposed something more ridiculous—moving its location—during a rant against the Baltimore baseball team.

“Well who really cares, you’ve got 81 at home, maybe you could have done ...

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1. Pat Rapper's Delight posted on January 21, 2013 at 02:24 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

Good thing for Ray Lewis he has a rock-solid alibi this time.

2. cardsfanboy

posted on January 21, 2013 at 02:41 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

We all knew that he would eventually do it, we just thought it would be to one of us.

3. Petunia inquires about ponies posted on January 21, 2013 at 03:51 AM # hit 0 | hit 0

All the jokes have already been made, fellas. Sorry to ruin your fun.

4. puck posted on January 21, 2013 at 12:09 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I feel kind of bad at my first reaction to such a headline being humor, but I guess sometimes it happens. Like when I heard on the radio that Jeff Porcoro (drummer of Toto) died after applying pesticide in his yard. All I heard was "died in a bizarre gardening accident."

Apparently though, what really killed Porcoro was cocaine, which probably explains most of Spinal Tap's drummers, too.

5. Jolly Old St. Nick Done Jumped The Ship

posted on January 21, 2013 at 12:51 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

My favorite euphemisms were the ones that North Carolina newspapers used when someone got arrested for using a public bathroom for sodomy. The papers would write, "Billy Wayne Bobbitt, 39, was arrested at the Dixie Vim service station on East Main Street in Durham on Saturday, and charged with a crime against nature." I knew what they meant, but I still couldn't help picturing this guy being thrown in the slammer while his accomplice in crime was jacking off against the prison guard's pants leg.

6. RMc and His Roster of Rubbish posted on January 21, 2013 at 05:42 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Root for an opposing football team? That's a stabbin'.

7. Rickey Fredonia Fudge Duckery Precious Twiddle posted on January 21, 2013 at 05:58 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Root for an opposing football team? That's a stabbin'.

The stabbing was done by a 49ers fan.

8. Eric Ferguson posted on January 21, 2013 at 11:30 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Correct a post making a reference to a Simpsons episode? Oh, you'd better believe that's a stabbin'.

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Walder: Rex Ryan rants against Baltimore Orioles over season opener

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