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Read More...The Phillies have officially announced the signing of Carlos Zambrano to a minor league deal. He will report to extended Spring Training in Clearwater, Fla. Zambrano is represented by Praver/Shapiro, as shown in MLBTR’s Agency Database.
The 31-year-old Zambrano had previously agreed to a contract with the Long Island Ducks of the Atlantic League but never signed the contract as he continued to look for employment with a Major League team.
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1. Boxkutter posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:48 AM # hit 0 | hit 0Badler: Where's that remote?... Oh god, I can't find the remote control! Jesus, god, where is it?! Oh Christ!...
Badler's roommate: It's on top of the TV.
Badler: I left it by the couch! Why didn't you tell me you'd moved it?!
Badler's roommate: I didn't think it was a big deal.
Badler: Didn't think it was a big deal!?! I expect the remote to be near the couch and you move it to god know's where! How am I supposed to deal with this chaos?!
Badler's roommate: 'Chaos'? Dude, maybe it's time for your Wellbutrin.
Badler: Yes, maybe you're right. Now, where is my Wellbutrin?... Holy mother of f***! I can't find my Wellbutrin! Entropy! Entropy!!!
Badler's roommate (shaking fist): Damn you, 'Craigslist rooms & shares'!
I was hoping for pro- and/or anti-Castro protestors showing up and disrupting the proceedings, with accusations that Puig is betraying the Revolution followed by counter-charges that so and so is a marxisant and maybe an Earth First!er appearing to rub pine tar on the face of the Tampa scout while yelling, "Revenge for the trees!"
Badler: I was on both Farscape and Stargate, so I can see why people get confused.
Badler's roommate: That was Ben Browder.
Badler: *disintegrates him with a ray gun*
Amusingly, I looked at the picture and thought, "Jesus Christ, does anyone seriously believe that a Cuban claiming to be 21 years old looks like THAT??" before realizing who it was...
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