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Homer into pool [ ]
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Make any suggestions.
[] Boomer makes you clear your own throat.
[] Somebody lightly complains that the derby might mess up his swing.
[] Some kid in the outfield steamrolls another kid.
Conradian defensive play by one of the kids in the outfield [ ]
Photo/Video shown of Jose Bautista playing for the Orioles/Rays/Royals/Pirates [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
8.Guapo posted on July 11, 2011 at 05:01 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Reference to how big a star Jose Bautista would be if he didn't "play in Canada" [ ]
- Follow-up reminder that he had the most votes in All-Star history [ ]
Count of players on the field holding still/video cameras is greater than 10 [ ]
Count of players on the field with their kids is greater than 5 [ ]
Homer into pool [ ]
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Boomer mentions Winslow, Arizona in a Eagles reference [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ] Moneyball trailer makes TV debut [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Conradian defensive play by one of the kids in the outfield [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
Bautista subcategory: Pre-Blue Jays [ ] Most Votes Ever [ ] Put-down of Jays/Toronto/Canada [ ] 'Joey Bats' [ ] Vague and unfounded steroid insinuations [ ]
Desert air [ ]
"Derby Messes Up Swing" [ ]
Greater than category: Kids>5 [ ] Cameras>10 [ ] A-List celebrities>3 [ ] Consecutive HRs>5 [ ]
I figure I'll put a cap on these at some point... let me know.
21.AJM posted on July 11, 2011 at 08:57 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Homer into pool [ ]
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Boomer mentions Winslow, Arizona in a Eagles reference [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ]
Moneyball trailer makes TV debut [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Conradian defensive play by one of the kids in the outfield [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
Bautista subcategory: Pre-Blue Jays [ ] Most Votes Ever [ ] Put-down of Jays/Toronto/Canada [ ] 'Joey Bats' [ ] Vague and unfounded steroid insinuations [ ]
Desert air [ ]
"Derby Messes Up Swing" [ ]
Greater than category: Kids>5 [ ] Cameras>10 [ ] A-List celebrities>3 [ ] Consecutive HRs>5 [ ] BeautifulWomen>4 [ ]
Mention of whether the roof is open/closed [ ]
Matt Wieters appearance [ ]
23.NJ in NY posted on July 11, 2011 at 11:33 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
1. I thought it was funny that 90% of the players interviewed/referenced on the best homer trot segment on Sportscenter just now were black or hispanic.
2. Papelbon made me hate him a little less when he said "I don't care what a guy does after he homers...he won the battle so he has every right" or something along those lines.
[] Somebody lightly complains that the derby might mess up his swing.
I don't think any player would complain, I imagine that a coach or tv head might make mention of it (expect to see David Wright mentioned as the poster boy for that particular tendency)
2. Papelbon made me hate him a little less when he said "I don't care what a guy does after he homers...he won the battle so he has every right" or something along those lines.
You're not oaying attention! All Sox players and fans are whiny, entitles, pompous blowheads.
I was about to write "Does he realize how terrible he sounds?", and then I realized that that could (and should) be applied equally to Aldean *and* Berman.
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1 2 3 4 5 6 >This is REALLY boring....
Homer into pool [ ]
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Make any suggestions.
EDIT: Wily Mo Pena reference? Doesn't that have lottery odds?
MY GOD--you forgot the most important city in Arizona (to Boomer)
(think Eagles)
[] Somebody lightly complains that the derby might mess up his swing.
[] Some kid in the outfield steamrolls another kid.
Photo/Video shown of Jose Bautista playing for the Orioles/Rays/Royals/Pirates [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
I'll make sure to include Winslow in the final checklist.
The checklist is the only thing I look forward to about the HR Derby. Thanks GB.
- Follow-up reminder that he had the most votes in All-Star history [ ]
Count of players on the field holding still/video cameras is greater than 10 [ ]
Count of players on the field with their kids is greater than 5 [ ]
Roger Clemens (and/or his trial) is mentioned [ ]
- Follow-up reminder that he received more votes than the Conservatives did in the most recent Canadian election []
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Boomer mentions Winslow, Arizona in a Eagles reference [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ]
Moneyball trailer makes TV debut [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Conradian defensive play by one of the kids in the outfield [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
Bautista subcategory: Pre-Blue Jays [ ] Most Votes Ever [ ] Put-down of Jays/Toronto/Canada [ ] 'Joey Bats' [ ] Vague and unfounded steroid insinuations [ ]
Desert air [ ]
"Derby Messes Up Swing" [ ]
Greater than category: Kids>5 [ ] Cameras>10 [ ] A-List celebrities>3 [ ] Consecutive HRs>5 [ ]
I figure I'll put a cap on these at some point... let me know.
Homer into Jumbotron [ ]
Boomer mentions... Tucson [ ] Yuma [ ] Mesa [ ] Glendale [ ] Peoria [ ] Surprise [ ] Tempe [ ]
Boomer mentions Winslow, Arizona in a Eagles reference [ ]
Josh Hamilton in Yankee Stadium flashback [ ]
Person who officially wins derby is not the big star of the night [ ]
Reggie Jackson shows up [ ]
John McCain sighting [ ]
Reference to women's soccer [ ] (If by Nomar: [ ]) (If comments involve Mia Hamm in any way [ ])
Mention of USA vs. Latin America (plus one guy who was born in the USA but grew up in Mexico) [ ]
Mention of Derek Jeter [ ] (late breaking news that Jeter will show up to tip hat at ASG [ ])
Wily Mo Pena reference [ ]
Reference to the immigration law [ ](impromptu protest of immigration law that gets on TV [ ])
NFL Lockout mention [ ]
NBA Lockout mention [ ]
Any mention of the NHL in any way, shape, or form [ ]
Prince Fielder "gets all of that one" [ ]
Brian Wilson shown, camera lingers on beard [ ]
Moneyball trailer makes TV debut [ ]
Somebody goes a round without a homer [ ]
Conradian defensive play by one of the kids in the outfield [ ]
Player gets toweled down / watered down by a teammate in the middle of his turn [ ]
Reference to Frank McCourt's troubles in LA [ ]
Reference to Albert Pujols' contract situation [ ]
Bautista subcategory: Pre-Blue Jays [ ] Most Votes Ever [ ] Put-down of Jays/Toronto/Canada [ ] 'Joey Bats' [ ] Vague and unfounded steroid insinuations [ ]
Desert air [ ]
"Derby Messes Up Swing" [ ]
Greater than category: Kids>5 [ ] Cameras>10 [ ] A-List celebrities>3 [ ] Consecutive HRs>5 [ ] BeautifulWomen>4 [ ]
Mention of whether the roof is open/closed [ ]
Matt Wieters appearance [ ]
2. Papelbon made me hate him a little less when he said "I don't care what a guy does after he homers...he won the battle so he has every right" or something along those lines.
I don't think any player would complain, I imagine that a coach or tv head might make mention of it (expect to see David Wright mentioned as the poster boy for that particular tendency)
Add two parts affected "country" twang, three parts Nickelback hunger-dunger-dang, and bring it all together with a flat, slurring delivery.
Go away and die Jason.
You're not oaying attention! All Sox players and fans are whiny, entitles, pompous blowheads.
Slso, they are gay.
also, why is sam fuld on my TV?
(Average distance*Total HRs)/Swings
Yeah. Even ESPN realizes this is lame. They're not even trying to make it good. I suppose part of that is trotting Boomer out there.
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