You killed them. You killed the Mets. You killed everything. You’re a monster.
Read More...Bob Costas is often evangelical at odd times. His recent ill-timed (if not illogical) remarks about gun control felt like something reserved for the Huffington Post — not the goal post — where he was broadcasting a football game. Now his increasingly throaty, theatrical bent led him to say that the Mets’ celebration after Sunday’s victory was a sign of the “end of Western Civilization.”
But this time ...
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1. Gamingboy posted on March 02, 2013 at 07:41 PM # hit 0 | hit 0I'm confused.
I suppose you could argue that the shoulder is not part of the arm.
At the offices of Mets team physicians Dewey, Bleedham and Howe
Johan: My arm hurts.
Moe: Dr. Larry, give a listen.
Larry, hand cupped to ear: Ahh, the crack of the bat, the slap of the leather, the joyful sounds of spring.
Moe, slapping him in the forehead: With this thing dummy!
Larry, stethoscope to Johan's heart: OK
Moe: Not there you maroon, his arm!
Curly: Here let me try!
Moe: What do you hear?
Curly: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Moe: Oh, wiseguy eh? Since you hear so good, you won't be needing these [double poke to eye]
Curly, deftly blocking the double poke with his hand along his nose: No, seriously Moe, his shoulder was going nyuk nyuk nyuk. What do you think that means?
Moe: He's too fat.
Seems odd, if his job is to be ready for Opening Day (and I don't know that that is literally true. We might like it to be true, but...).
Nah, Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe are their attorneys.
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine and Dr. Howard handle the medical side.
That reminds me: I have to get in shape for a marathon next month. So I'm gonna sit on the couch and drink a six pack everyday. Wouldn't want to risk pulling a muscle or sumpin.
Applying Occam's razor I will go with: because it was a decision made by the Mets.
Regardless, exactly why the Mets decided to take a story without a villain (34-year-old pitcher attempts to return from multiple injuries) and go after the work ethic of a guy who'd come back too quickly, with significant consequences, several times, including 2012, is beyond me.
#### that guy & the razor he rode in on.
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