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Well, before arriving at Brewers’ camp, he was wandering the streets of Phoenix after having been hit by a car.
Ichiro could be the Brewers' dog if he wanted to.
No relation to Lance "One Dog" Johnson
And if the dog doesn't work out at 1B, they've also brought in a cat, a parrot, and a mongoose to fill the position.
Hank, the bedraggled ball of fur who wandered into the Brewers' spring training complex on President's Day looking for one more chance, will head to Milwaukee and his new home on Sunday.
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Hank will fly back to Milwaukee on a charter flight with Brewers executives, sponsors and family members and will be welcomed to the city by Mayor Tom Barrett and County Executive Chris Abele.
Hank was treated like a celebrity upon arriving in Milwaukee. Mayor Tom Barrett joked the dog had turned into a "pup-culture icon." The dog is making its Miller Park debut Tuesday when official Hank attire is unveiled.
The first step -- an Ichiro cover of "I Wanna be Your Dog."
Of course, there's ain't no rule that says a dog can't pinch-hit, so I look forward to him getting a clutch walk during the season.
That's assuming you can get him to stay in the batter's box instead of trying to catch each pitch in flight.
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