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< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 > Last ›Liberals. Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
It's not uncommon for mass murderers to say that they shouldn't have been able to get away with what they did. (And yes, often while simultaneously bragging that they'll never be caught.) In addition to the general point that insanity inhibits one's ability to make logical arguments, I think it's another way in their warped minds to make "society" in general responsible for their heinous actions: If society weren't so ###### up to begin with, then I couldn't even be doing this.
Similarly, note that he requests that his brain be studied to, essentially, see what went wrong. The '60s University of Texas bell tower shooter, for instance, also did this. So, despite endless pages of how it's everyone else's fault, he ultimately does know that something is wrong with him and that what he's doing is wrong.
Anyway, the guy seems to be intelligent, and we know he's tried to do admirable things in the past, but to say he's "snapped" is the understatement of the century. It's a horrible tragedy. (Lines like "Guess I'll miss shark week" are almost funny in a sad way.)
Does it also work on cop killers?
Worst programming bug ever:
drone_targets = 'select * from automobile where type='pickup' and color='blue'
(leaving off the 'and license_plate = 'CA7ADE223' clause)
Then some idiot trying to fix the problem manages an accidental Cartesian join (write your joins properly people) and now we have SkyNet on the loose with Arnold killing all the Sarah Conners. It starts in California, oh yes it does.
If yuou bring in a table and don't join to it with conditions it will just Cartesian that bad boy in without any additional effort (In most databases).
EDIT: My apologies to everyone with the SQL talk.
"You can't legislate insanity."
The fundamental problem with the liberal argument on gun control, neatly summed up.
Yeah but the syntax - the more modern SQL syntax that all the kids use :) - is slightly more annoying to use, so of course I don't unless forced. Stupid SQL Server (and others).
Aside: Oh look Ray doesn't understand a liberal position. It must be today.
He had an amygdaloid tumor. Basal ganglia represent!
Anyway I am talkng about implicit cross joins, which SQL server allows (I just tried it, and I am near positive Oracle allows it), though of course it is a terrible idea (if you need to do it, which does happen, make it explicit).
Next up normalization: Do you ever really need to go past 3rd Normal Form?
You still have potential potential impedence issues.
I want to do more OO and/or no-SQL stuff, but not much opportunity.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
— The Simpsons
- \"#### Layman's terms, do you speak English?"
— Event Horizon
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Announcer: "His Cartesian joins have subsecond reponse times. He is the most interesting man in the world."
first one
second one
Only in an interview (or similar)
It reminds me of the ED ads with the couple in the bathtubs in the forest.
My favorite crazy politician doodles are Sarah Palin and especially Newt Gingrich. Feel free to post crazy doodles by liberals, I'm sure they're out there but I just don't know about them.
Semi-related.
I expected Palin's to have more unicorns on it.
Wow, you can fly jet fighters and have been elected to national office?!?
Fear not, your secret identity of mild-mannered wannabe academic is safe with me, Delusions of Grandeur Man!
Who you calling a wannabe academic?
Science!
There's one of those in the last Smoking Gun image.
The one of him standing in the shower, I'm curious if him and the mirror not lining up was intentional (which would be kind of interesting) or if he just screwed up the angles.
I have a disturbing number of random MS Paint doodles that I'm not sure why I doodled. I'd be sort of embarrassed 30 years from now if someone found my doodle of Calvin Pickering decapitating Syd Thrift or John Boehner having a child's tea party with Snuffleupagus. And my dream log is a whole additional level of derangement.
Dagny, Dagny, you oughta go ahead and hang me....
don't you see, if a person doesn't own his own name, what does he own?
Being President is a very hard job. Two of the reasons that's true work against each other, kind of: 1) it requires making thousands of decisions about incredibly varied and complex subject areas, and 2) screwing up any one of the big decisions can be utterly devastating. Grady Little waited too long to remove Pedro Martinez from an elimination playoff game, and was fired on that basis. I'd like to think I wouldn't have made that mistake if I were the Red Sox manager (I called it correctly on my couch ;-) That would indeed constitute a plausible argument that I'd be a better manager than Grady Little: I wouldn't have made a career-ruining mistake that he did make. But I'm reluctant to say that, because Little had innumerable other responsibilities and decisions in his managerial career, and I don't know if I would have been better on those (realistically, it's very likely that I would not have been). Similarly, I'd like to think I wouldn't have gone to war with Iraq, but I'm still reluctant to say I'd have been a better President than George W. Bush.
Answers like "I can't think of a particular joke I like, but I enjoy laughing" are part of the reason people hate politicians...
My baloney has a first name, and it's O-S-C-A-R.
Here's the tea party one. I literally have no idea what the reasoning behind it was. It feels like there was going to be more. I like doodling on MS Paint.
But it can be argued that the least valuable president, or most damaging president, might have more competence than someone who absolutely couldn't do the job. Like one could argue that GWB was a worse president than Carter because he managed to get re-elected. The worst possible president probably has some assets - charisma, appearance of being a strong leader, decisiveness - that cause people to continue to follow him. As far as leaders go, a strong, decisive leader who leads in a horrible direction is better than a weak-kneed pantywaist that quickly becomes unpopular. Kind of like how Ken Reitz could do a couple of thing well (not make errors, hit okay for average, hit well in April) that caused people to ignore his utter lack of skill in anything else. So Reitz arguably was more damaging that someone getting a cup of coffee would be.
Voting in the 2016 election will be a not small number of people who were born after Tupac was killed (Sept. 13, 1996).
What impact would two day interruption of delivery have on small businesses in rural communities - say an Etsy shop or something - that relies on USPS pickups to delivery their wares to other regions?
Did you post this? I seem to recall seeing this one. Also, a Calvin Pickering callback! Old school SDCN hipsters!
And (as I said in the other thread) Joe Biden looks like a super villain behind Obama.
This is my understanding as well, though he did specify 'pickups' and not simply delivery. I'm not sure USPS will be open to receive packages.
Have there been many successful reorganization plans where reducing the amount of service you provide to customers has proven successful in the long term?
Hell, you could make the argument that a better solution would be Sunday delivery/pickup of packages and registered/express mail.
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