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1. Random Transaction Generator posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:44 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Get.
The.
####.
Outta here.

That can't be real.

2. Ebessan posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:47 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I saw Neyer write about it in 2009.

It's real.

3. McCoy Wilfong for Money posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:50 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Can't wait to see that in video games. My only regret is that computer sports games aren't what they used to be. I can only imagine what crazy mods they would have for that thing.

4. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:51 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Words fail me.

5. Rants Mulliniks (formerly Cold Prosimian) posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:54 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

What's their first giveaway night going to feature, Blu-ray copies of the Little Mermaid? Who the #### do they think their target audience is?

6. Shooty is in the Trust Tree

posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:55 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

How much are the tax paying citizens of Miami on the hook for for that thing?

7. Ebessan posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:57 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Who the #### do they think their target audience is?

Jeff Loria and Jeff Loria?

8. Lassus posted on October 07, 2011 at 05:58 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Well, I'm sorry, but that is just plain awewsome.

9. Dale Sams posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:01 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

It's the Broadway musical version of Return of the King...as directed by Charles Nelson Reilly.

10. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:02 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Elton John called and he thinks this is too gaudy.

11. JoeHova posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:02 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Isn't their owner an art dealer? Is that the kind of #### he's selling?

12. Shooty is in the Trust Tree

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:05 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Again, and I don't think this can be stressed or repeated enough, but that thing was paid for with public money. Just so we're clear: public money. Bud Selig is an evil ####### genius. I mean, it's like Robert Moses walking into Times Square with a megaphone and shouting "I'm ripping you off, you idiots! I AM RIPPING YOU THE HELL OFF!"

13. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:05 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Floridians have never been accused of being tasteful.

14. Shock posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:06 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Maybe I'm a jerk, but this comment made me laugh:

....I've been to Pride Parades in 3 cities, and that is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

15. Shock posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:08 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

"I'm ripping you off, you idiots! I AM RIPPING YOU THE HELL OFF!"

He looks different from the last time I saw him.

16. Shooty is in the Trust Tree

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:09 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Doesn't work, Shock.

edit: Nevermind. You got it now.

17. TerpNats posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:11 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Behold. This is what will happen when the Marlins hit a home run. It's what Bernie Brewer thinks he's sliding down after a couple buttons of peyote.

I can hardly wait for Ozzie Guillen's comments, can't you?

18. Forsch 10 From Navarone (Dayn)

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:13 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

What's wrong with you people? This thing doesn't even exist yet, and it's already a national treasure.

19. Swedish Chef posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:14 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I stared at it for two minutes and now I'm a Marlin's fan.

Must. Give. Loria. My. Money. Must. Give. Loria. My. Money. Brains. Brains. Braaaaaaains.

20. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:15 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

So, it's like Bernie Brewer or the giant apple or the Enron Field home run train, but adapted to Miami's distinctive traits. What's the first movie you can think of set in Miami? Okay, they're not doing a "Scarface" celebration. Think of another one. That's right, "The Birdcage".

21. The District Attorney posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:15 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Also, there will be a fish tank behind home plate. It has a picture.

22. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:17 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I can hardly wait for Ozzie Guillen's comments, can't you?

I have a feeling Ozzie's first day with the Marlins is going to be like Robert California's first day at Dunder-Mifflin.

"The search committee finally selected Robert California to be office manager....who took one look around aaaaaand left."

23. The Yankee Clapper posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:18 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Needs some mermaids.

24. Borussia, Du bist so wunderschön! (Mark Edward) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:18 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

This is great. This is not something I'd like to see in my favorite team's ballpark, but it definitely makes me want to see a game in Miami.

25. James Kannengieser

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:20 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Well, I'm sorry, but that is just plain awesome.

Agreed. I've never been to a Marlins game in Miami and this makes me want to change that.

26. JE (Jason Epstein)

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:25 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

"The search committee finally selected Robert California to be office manager....who took one look around aaaaaand left."

Yeah, but he then drove down to the Florida Panhandle and convinced Jo to make him CEO!

27. Sam M. posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:26 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I've been to Pride Parades in 3 cities, and that is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

I've never seen a drag queen's outfit that gay.

Kathy Griffin has never played for an audience that gay.

Bravo's programming wishes it could be that gay.

You could take all the owners of all the poodles, and get them together with the owners of all the Boston terriers in Chelsea, and on the day after every single one of them got groomed -- owners and dogs alike -- they wouldn't be that gay.

The Continental Bathhouse where Bette Midler performed with Barry Manilow and got the nickname "Bathhouse Betty," and became a hero to gay men in the 1970s? Not close to that gay.

28. JE (Jason Epstein)

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:27 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

And you thought the logo was giving you the munchies?

29. BDC

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:28 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Considering my home ball park features a gigantic Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie (with knife) and Nolan Ryan who come out and chase each other around the track and then dance on the hill behind center field to the Cotton-Eyed Joe, I have no standing to make fun.

30. Gamingboy posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:29 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

What. The. Hell.

31. The Mohole* of David Wells (* - Piehole)

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:33 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I don't know about you guys, but that thing makes me horny.

32. The Id of SugarBear Blanks

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:36 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

That thing is not sexy, that thing is ani-MAHHHL.

33. RJ in TO posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:38 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

34. Blubaldo Jimenez (OMJ) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:41 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Sent that to a female friend. She mentioned that it looked like a lisa frank folder design.

Sounds about right.

35. The Id of SugarBear Blanks

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:41 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Elton John called and he thinks this is too gaudy.

But I ask you here, under oath ... does it, or does it not, evoke the cover of Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?

36. fra paolo posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:45 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

It has a sort of Jeff Koons quality. I imagine Loria's gallery is looking a bit retro nowadays.

37. Tulo's Fishy Mullet (mrams) posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:49 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

so what song will accompany this?

38. Shooty is in the Trust Tree

posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:53 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

so what song will accompany this?

Anything by Erasure.

39. Crispix Attacks 2: Swag Airlines posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:53 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

"Macho Man", of course.

With the scoreboard showing an animated version of whoever hit the home run, dancing around in a Macho Man outfit.

Vlad, get to work on the photoshopping.

40. Dale Sams posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:56 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

It's like Cthulu had a gay kid.

41. McCoy Wilfong for Money posted on October 07, 2011 at 06:58 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

so what song will accompany this?

I guessing this will be the song played after every homer.

42. RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:00 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I don't know about you guys, but that thing makes me horny.

Hey, I remember you from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule"!

43. Random Transaction Generator posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:02 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

If it isn't accompanied by a remake of "It's Raining Men" (now called "It's Raining Home Runs"), it isn't worth doing it at all.

44. The Good Face posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:03 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I love it. Could use some sparklers maybe, but it's still awesome as is.

45. Kiko Sakata

posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:03 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Considering my home ball park features a gigantic Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie (with knife) and Nolan Ryan who come out and chase each other around the track and then dance on the hill behind center field to the Cotton-Eyed Joe, I have no standing to make fun.

Video, please?

As for the Marlins' thing, for me, it has crossed beyond tacky and into awesomely tacky. Every ballpark needs something this uniquely awesome.

46. FancyPantsHandle glistening with foreign substance posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:04 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

so what song will accompany this?

In the Navy

47. Stretch posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:09 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

so what song will accompany this?

or a song by Lesbian Afro-Norwegian Funk Duo Nefertiti's Fjord.

48. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Griffin (Vlad) posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:09 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

Okay, they're not doing a "Scarface" celebration.

A shame. On the "Say hello to my little friend!" bit, they could show a picture of David Samson.

49. Never Give an Inge (Dave) posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:11 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

I can't believe this is real. It looks like something that would appear in a baseball stadium on South Park.

50. Banta posted on October 07, 2011 at 07:11 PM # hit 0 | hit 0

It's funny, I didn't think "gay" when I saw this object, as much as I thought "anime." Which, I grant, are probably somewhat related concepts. All it's missing is a couple giggling Sailor Moon-esque girls on both sides at the bottom.

I'm down with all of this. I'm excited to live in a world where #### like this gets made.

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