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I should be dating Kate Upton. Justin Verlander gets to be super awesome at baseball, if life is fair an overweight, middle aged guy like me should date Ms. Upton.
2.Boxkutter posted on October 24, 2012 at 02:43 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Jose can date her all he wants. She seems a little dense to me. But I still wouldn't mind hitting it once...
3.Tim D posted on October 24, 2012 at 02:49 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
What a life. It must take a real competitive fire to kepp pushing when you have a Ferrari and Kate Upton. I don't have it and I don't know many who do.
4.RJ in TO posted on October 24, 2012 at 03:00 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
"I'm not confirming or denying anything," Verlander said, laughing and acknowledging that even his teammates are curious.
Then he's not dating her, because any man who was dating her would be confirming the living #### out of this story about ten times a day.
I have to say, Justin Verlander is one of the more likable players in baseball, IMO. I much prefer him winning awards and nailing hot models than Derek Jeter.
13.zachtoma posted on October 24, 2012 at 03:34 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
"I'm not confirming or denying anything," Verlander said, laughing and acknowledging that even his teammates are curious.
Then he's not dating her, because any man who was dating her would be confirming the living #### out of this story about ten times a day.
Yeah, I agree. I never understood how this rumor started anyways, is it just 'cause they filmed one commercial for MLB 2k12 together? That's a long, long way from dating. Justin's trying to milk this for all it's worth.
14.JJ1986 posted on October 24, 2012 at 03:36 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Yeah, I agree. I never understood how this rumor started anyways, is it just 'cause they filmed one commercial for MLB 2k12 together? That's a long, long way from dating. Justin's trying to milk this for all it's wort
From July of this year:
The pair were spotted in Michigan last Thursday night where they attended an Aerosmith concert together.
The buxom blonde model was seen by many fans, watching the event from Verlander's private suit at the Palcace of Auburn Hills, according to the Huffington Post.
Granddad confirmed it. Done deal. And if Kate Upton is not your type you are a straight female or a gay male.
Well hell, I'm gay. This is surprising news. The missus is going to be pissed.
20.Dan posted on October 24, 2012 at 03:55 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Granddad confirmed it. Done deal. And if Kate Upton is not your type you are a straight female or a gay male.
Personally I prefer women that actually have a waist and that don't have square hips. But maybe that's just me.
21.franoscar posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:00 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Jeez! Do you guys all have small penises? (will the nanny let an anatomical term through?) I can't think what else would explain all this stupid braggadoccio (sp?).
22.Lujack posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:00 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?
25.BDC posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:10 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
The pair were spotted in Michigan last Thursday night where they attended an Aerosmith concert together
Sounds like a date to me. Either Verlander is splitting hairs à la Bill Clinton on the meaning of "'s", or he's succumbed to the not-so-gradual synonymization of "dating" with "having frequent sexual intercourse." Call me old-fashioned, but I liked having a word for "having an ice-cream together now and then while thinking about whether the relationship should go further."
Actually if they went to Aerosmith together, call them old-fashioned.
I thought this thread was going to turn into a pure Taco Bell thrashing. I find it most impressive that he is able to pitch at all the day after eating that. I wonder if he wears a diaper.
27.Tim D posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:11 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
"If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?"
Uh, what's the catch? I'd even eat at McDonald's three times every week or more. Yes.
"If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?"
Is she also eating Taco Bell three times every two weeks?
30.BDC posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:16 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
I dunno, Taco Bell is going to cause me to lose consortium for a day or two after every visit, which is going to cut down on the benefits of Kate Upton. Not to mention its effects on my ERA, though I suppose I could eat it after starts and have a few days to recover.
Kate Upton's waist and lower half make her look like a mermaid. I'm still not sure whether that's a positive or not.
32.JJ1986 posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:20 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Call me old-fashioned, but I liked having a word for "having an ice-cream together now and then while thinking about whether the relationship should go further."
This is called "talking" today.
33.zonk posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:46 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?
Hell, I'd do it without the pitching and bazillions... and I really hate Taco Bell.
I don't know that I have a 'type' per se, but I can dig voluptuous/curvy absolutely.
I think Kate Upton is fabulously attractive, perhaps #1 on my personal Billboard Top 100 at the moment... Other than everyone's mom, no one leaps to mind as a better choice for a single night of pure animal physicality....
34.smileyy posted on October 24, 2012 at 04:52 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
The pair were spotted in Michigan last Thursday night where they attended an Aerosmith concert together.
Well, there's some respect lost for Verlander. I would far rather eat Taco Bell as often as he does than go to even one Aerosmith concert. (Although if the option is attending an Aerosmith concert with Kate Upton, that obviously changes things.)
I actually love this quote from Verlander's mother:
"It's a crying shame he's so good at everything. And if he's not good at something, he won't play. He knows we can beat him in Scrabble, so he won't play it."
I'm very much like that too :)
-- MWE
38.Greg (U)K posted on October 24, 2012 at 05:13 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
I'm very much like that too :)
Oddly enough I'm the opposite. I'm not a huge Scrabble fan, though I enjoy a game...I don't think I've ever won one though. Diplomacy and Chess are two of my favourite games. I've never won at Diplomacy. I have won at chess, though not in the last five years or so. I have two friends who I play chess with and they are both much better than me, so I'm 0 for my last 35 or so.
I'm not sure why, but I just love me a solid helping of losing.
On what might be a related note - my "type" usually has to exude a lack of confidence and a sense of being uncomfortable in their own skin. Poor posture is also great. It's tough to say through pictures, but this Upton character doesn't seem to have "it".
39.geonose posted on October 24, 2012 at 05:13 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
And if Kate Upton is not your type you are a straight female or a gay male.
Your opinion only. I am neither and, sorry, she's not my type. I have yet to understand the obsession.
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
my "type" usually has to exude a lack of confidence and a sense of being uncomfortable in their own skin.
Why can't I find any personal ads like this?
41.zonk posted on October 24, 2012 at 05:24 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
my "type" usually has to exude a lack of confidence and a sense of being uncomfortable in their own skin.
Why can't I find any personal ads like this?
This is why I hang out for dates outside therapists' offices... I find county jails are also good - bail bondsman get mad play of this sort, but it becomes very difficult to maintain financial stability.
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
And why do you think most men want to be a "big time athlete"?
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
So is driving a Ferrari 458 and that sounds pretty great too.
44.Booey posted on October 24, 2012 at 06:30 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?
I've eaten Taco Bell thrice in two weeks many times, even without the bonus of being the best pitcher in baseball, having bazillions of dollars, or tapping Kate Upton. So I think the universe owes me the aforementioned perks big time...
Taco Bell ruins my innards every time I eat it and I spend most of the following day in the can, but for some reason I crave it anyway. I'm like a junkie but with trashy food rather than smack.
I haven't had Taco Bell in probably 10 years or so. I think God places a limit to how much Taco Bell you can eat before you start leaving parts of your intestines in the toilet and I, like many people, hit that mark in my teenage years.
46.Ray (RDP) posted on October 24, 2012 at 06:45 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
Yes, better that he marries his longtime girlfriend and then cheats on her, rather than being honest with himself that he's not into her anymore and thereby sparing her that indignity.
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
It seems presumptuous to assume that this is what happened.
48.Ron J2 posted on October 24, 2012 at 07:18 PM #hit 0 | hit 0
I haven't eaten Taco Bell in quite a while. It's not a religious thing like so many in this thread. There were two of them semi-close to where I live and they're both gone.
But McCoy's comment in #45 is probably a good warning to me. I just can't eat the crap I used to without some pretty annoying consequences.
If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?
I would eat Taco Bell every day, while driving a yugo to and from the restaurant with Ann Coulter, Jay Mohr, and Mahmoud Ahmedinajad.
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I, too, have no desire to have Verlander nail Derek Jeter.
Or vice versa.
Imagine the super-powered baseball offspring they'd produce!
So you like fat chicks, eh?
Whoa, Good for Justin.
As far as models go, Kate is pretty chunky.
Yeah, I agree. I never understood how this rumor started anyways, is it just 'cause they filmed one commercial for MLB 2k12 together? That's a long, long way from dating. Justin's trying to milk this for all it's worth.
From July of this year:
The pair were spotted in Michigan last Thursday night where they attended an Aerosmith concert together.
The buxom blonde model was seen by many fans, watching the event from Verlander's private suit at the Palcace of Auburn Hills, according to the Huffington Post.
Verlander is awesome
That is so gay.
Hmm, cozy! He must like his clothes baggy.
Well hell, I'm gay. This is surprising news. The missus is going to be pissed.
Personally I prefer women that actually have a waist and that don't have square hips. But maybe that's just me.
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I'm sure she's always suspected. :)
If you could be the best pitcher in baseball, make bazillions of dollars a year and have Kate Upton on your arm, but in return you had to eat Taco Bell three times every two weeks, would you do it?
Sounds like a date to me. Either Verlander is splitting hairs à la Bill Clinton on the meaning of "'s", or he's succumbed to the not-so-gradual synonymization of "dating" with "having frequent sexual intercourse." Call me old-fashioned, but I liked having a word for "having an ice-cream together now and then while thinking about whether the relationship should go further."
Actually if they went to Aerosmith together, call them old-fashioned.
Uh, what's the catch? I'd even eat at McDonald's three times every week or more. Yes.
Is she also eating Taco Bell three times every two weeks?
This is called "talking" today.
Hell, I'd do it without the pitching and bazillions... and I really hate Taco Bell.
I don't know that I have a 'type' per se, but I can dig voluptuous/curvy absolutely.
I think Kate Upton is fabulously attractive, perhaps #1 on my personal Billboard Top 100 at the moment... Other than everyone's mom, no one leaps to mind as a better choice for a single night of pure animal physicality....
Well, there's some respect lost for Verlander. I would far rather eat Taco Bell as often as he does than go to even one Aerosmith concert. (Although if the option is attending an Aerosmith concert with Kate Upton, that obviously changes things.)
That seems pretty personal. Was she Justin's pocket square or something?
I'm very much like that too :)
-- MWE
Oddly enough I'm the opposite. I'm not a huge Scrabble fan, though I enjoy a game...I don't think I've ever won one though. Diplomacy and Chess are two of my favourite games. I've never won at Diplomacy. I have won at chess, though not in the last five years or so. I have two friends who I play chess with and they are both much better than me, so I'm 0 for my last 35 or so.
I'm not sure why, but I just love me a solid helping of losing.
On what might be a related note - my "type" usually has to exude a lack of confidence and a sense of being uncomfortable in their own skin. Poor posture is also great. It's tough to say through pictures, but this Upton character doesn't seem to have "it".
Your opinion only. I am neither and, sorry, she's not my type. I have yet to understand the obsession.
Frankly, I'm a bit disgusted that he dumped his longtime girlfriend - going back to his college days - for the latest blond bimbo the second she came along. It's such a stereotypical big time athlete move.
This is why I hang out for dates outside therapists' offices... I find county jails are also good - bail bondsman get mad play of this sort, but it becomes very difficult to maintain financial stability.
And why do you think most men want to be a "big time athlete"?
So is driving a Ferrari 458 and that sounds pretty great too.
I've eaten Taco Bell thrice in two weeks many times, even without the bonus of being the best pitcher in baseball, having bazillions of dollars, or tapping Kate Upton. So I think the universe owes me the aforementioned perks big time...
Taco Bell ruins my innards every time I eat it and I spend most of the following day in the can, but for some reason I crave it anyway. I'm like a junkie but with trashy food rather than smack.
Yes, better that he marries his longtime girlfriend and then cheats on her, rather than being honest with himself that he's not into her anymore and thereby sparing her that indignity.
It seems presumptuous to assume that this is what happened.
But McCoy's comment in #45 is probably a good warning to me. I just can't eat the crap I used to without some pretty annoying consequences.
I would eat Taco Bell every day, while driving a yugo to and from the restaurant with Ann Coulter, Jay Mohr, and Mahmoud Ahmedinajad.
Except for you guys saying Kate Upton isn't hot.
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