Haystacks Calhoun’s terminally matted ass-hairs laugh at these two.
He’s calling it a “BeardOff,’’ but even A’s right fielder Josh Reddick admits it’s a beard-on.
Reddick, a huge fan of WWE wrestling, has taken the challenge from the WWE’s Daniel Bryan to spend the rest of this year growing the fullest and most luxuriant beard possible.
The winner will be determined by a vote of online fans, and “the loser has to shave it all off,’’ Reddick said Tuesday.
“I’m already hearing trash talk from his fans,” Reddick said of the challenge, which he accepted Tuesday morning. “I know a bunch of the WWE guys, but I’ve never met him.”
Reddick reported to FanFest in Oakland in January with a full beard that he’d started growing in November. Bryan reportedly has been growing his beard for about 12 months.
“He has a bit of a head start,” Reddick acknowledged. “Here’s hoping I’m a fast grower.”
Bryan issued the challenge Tuesday via twitter, saying “Of course, I don’t think an A’s player like @JoshReddick16 has the guts to have a #BeardOff with The Dazzler.”
It didn’t take long for Reddick to respond, also via Twitter, with “Bring it. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!”
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< 1 2Oh, old wrestling talk! My favorite era was Bruno Sammartino, Gorilla Monsoon, Pedro Morales, Killer Kowalski, etc. I used to watch wrestling from the old Madison Square Garden and Sammartino was immensely popular. To this day Bruno is my all-time favorite.
There's no way they can match the theme song of the first one, I'd assume.
Those shoot interviews are fun to listen to, but Cornette got to book indy promotion Ring of Honor from (IIRC) fall of 2011 until this past October or so, and it led to some of the most boring storylines and angles I've seen. Watching Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards kick each other in the head for 30 minutes is not entertaining. It doesn't help that ROH hasn't really developed a worthwhile talent in 3 years or so.
I also like the way he's never wavered for a moment in his contempt for Vince Russo and Ed Ferrera, the two terrible "creative" minds that made the entire sport nearly unwatchable for several years. I'm astounded anyone would hire them to book angles based on their creative record.
I do often wonder whether I would enjoy wrestling more if I still had at least a shadow of a doubt re: the "legitimacy." All the tell-all books, documentaries, interviews, etc. are fascinating, but I also think they've made me watch wrestling as more of a critic than a fan. It's the difference between saying, "Whoa, CM Punk is a great wrestler!" and "Whoa, CM Punk is a great worker!"
There's something to be said for not knowing how the magician performs his tricks.
I completely agree with you on that. I try to be as non-jaded as possible when I watch wrestling. It's obviously a little hard to get caught up in the actual "competition," but I try to look at what actually happens- how they tell stories, how they wrestle matches- as opposed to speculating about the backstage politics that started it. Also, I do not read dirt sheets as a rule. I vastly prefer being surprised when something unannounced happens. I made that resolution for myself about 3 years ago and it has improved my wrestling watching immensely.
There is still plenty of campy humor. While he is a little overexposed, Brodus "the Funkasaurus" Clay as a giant dancing fat guy in a track suit really cracked me up when he started his shtick. The subject of this thread, Daniel Bryan, has also found a pretty god comedic persona while he's kind of stuck on the creative back burner.
In case you hadn't heard, he's being inducted into the WWE HOF at MSG next month. Would've been a first-ballot WWE HOM'er.
This would be the same Wrestling HOF that includes William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Drew Carey, Bob Uecker and Pete Rose, no?
Umm, yeah.
I think that's certainly true, as I've alluded to earlier in the thread. When everybody is focusing on the technical aspects of a performance, rather than simply enjoying the performance as audiences typically do for other forms of entertainment, it creates a sort of reductionist diminishment of the product. Good acting, for example, can't be fully appreciated outside of the context of a good plot with good dialogue and other compelling characters. The internet-fueled obsession with "workrate" and "spots" created a really sloppy, unappealing (for me) product for many years as wrestlers lost interest in match aspects that didn't result in immediate "oohs and ahhs" from the crowd.
Well wrestling, like other forms of performance art, has its archetypes. George "The Animal" Steele was one of the better-known variants of the "wildman" archetype, alongside Abdullah the Butcher, Kamala, Bruiser Brody, Pampero Firpo, Killer Khan, etc., some funnier than others :) The "whole steroid thing" did indeed become a real distraction when the industry collectively began to prize physique over most other aspects of performance; wrestling always had its share of Adonis physiques going back to Buddy Rogers but noted steroid-gobbler Vince McMahon (he of the ill-fated World Bodybuilding Federation) really pushed the industry in a bad direction through his obsession with freakish muscularity at every level of the card.
I think Bruno needs a little positive accolade from the industry after the horrific beatings Superstar Billy Graham put on him in the 70s. No less an authority than Graham himself told me that to this very day Bruno still wakes up in the middle of the night, screaming, "Those arms! Those python arms!" Truly Bruno was never the same after Graham pinned him to take the WWWF title.
axl rotten talked about that on colt cabana's (awesome) the art of wrestling podcast, and his take was as good as anything i've ever heard on the subject.
I still enjoy the early 2000s stuff that I grew up watching (it's not like Super Dragon can really stop being interesting), but yeah, when I go to the well to watch wrestling on YT, I can only really do lucha anymore.
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