Read More...The Yankees just can’t catch up to all these injuries. Less than two weeks after he returned from a fractured right forearm, Curtis Granderson suffered a fractured fifth metacarpal (left hand) in his left hand when Cesar Ramos hit him with a pitch in the fifth inning. No word on a timetable for his return, but it’s same injury Alex Rodriguez had last season. He missed six weeks. Crud.
Granderson, 32, actually stayed in the game to run the bases before being removed the game after the ...
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1. TerpNats posted on February 12, 2013 at 10:05 PM # hit 0 | hit 0Good luck with that "come to the game for the food and beverage" strategy, Lonn. What's the Zagat rating for generic $9.50 beer?
Why go then? I go to a game to well, you know, watch the game. If I happen to have a dog and 2 beers whilst there, then so be it. I don't really understand this need to have an experience at the game. If I want awesome food, I'll go to a good restaurant. If I want loud music, I'll go to a concert. Personally I'd rather watch the game with actual baseball fans then some chardonnay sipping tosser wearing a tweed coat who spends 50% of the time on his mobile telling people, "yeah, I'm at the game!"
Yes I know tweed jacket guy is cashed up, but if you have too many of them it kills the atmosphere and I reckon in the long run just puts off genuine fans of baseball.
*Perhaps the real takeaway from this post is that I was an easy child to entertain
There are season ticket packages that don't allow you to get playoff seats?
Pulling the wagon gets pretty tiring when everyone else just wants to ride.
Mr Pink [rubbing his thumb and forefinger together]: Do you know what this is? This is the world's smallest violin playing just for the Yankees.
Ah, that makes sense.
I tell ya, last week I went to the track, they shot off the starting gun and killed my horse! It's rough I tell ya! I get no respect at all.
Ah, that makes sense.
At one point, all Yankee partial plans came with guaranteed playoff seats. The smaller the plan, the smaller the number of guaranteed seats. For example, a Sundays-only plan only offered one game per playoff series, and in a worse location because partial plans overlapped for the same seat locations and the bigger plans received preference.
One year, the Yankees stopped offering that option as part of the partial packages. If you guessed "when the Yankees started making the playoffs again," aka "not the 1980s," you've pretty much nailed the timeline. However, all preexisting planholders who'd already had the postseason guarantee were grandfathered in. When they switched stadiums in 2009, though, they cancelled the postseason option for all partial plans, no matter how far back they went.
I believe the ticket office was benevolent enough to create a lottery in which the lucky, lucky winners were given presale codes. This allowed longtime customers to go onto the internet one day before the official on-sake date, and fight it out with everybody else who had been given the same code.
Shockingly, Yankee season ticket holder totals have noticeably dropped.
StubHub's evil is strong.
It's rough, I tell ya. Friday night I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
It's rough, I tell ya. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Did you mean "my wife likes to have sex in the back seat of the car", or "my life consists of having sex in the back seat of the car"? Just an innocent question from high above courtside.
This year?.... maybe the Dodgers.....
I used to put a paper bag over my cat's head and watch him walk backwards all over the house, trying to get out of it. Stupid cat!
Neither is Steven Wright
Bolshevik.
Only if you measure between inning 3-6
I'd like to see a fresh creative approach to the league-wide problem of empty seats and poor attendance. One surefire method of stimulating interest in even the most remote of obstructed views is to have MLB collectively agree to confiscate its single worst-performing team from the current ownership and announce a season-long, league-wide raffle. One lucky fan will win the chance to serve as that team's GM for the next season! He'll manage the budget, sign free agents, participate in the draft, oversee international signings, approve festive novelty items for giveaway nights, the whole shebang! And his raffle entry is any single ticket from every regular-season game from every team in the league!
"But Mr. Redneck," you demur, "You're just going to get one of those beer-swilling hairy-backed slobs who are always screaming and burping and bumping into me when I'm trying to keep score. They'll ruin the team!"
What makes you think he won't be 100% incentivised to to well? He'll be surrounded by the same highly-qualified advisors and have all the institutional force that an MLB team can bring to bear. And a MLB GM's salary surely beats anything Barry the Beerman was bringing home from the quarry. In fact, he'll be much more focused on improving the team than the average GM, because if the team improves its record by more than 2 games the following season, he gets a second year at the helm with the same conditions!
The team wins thanks to the common wisdom of Joe Sweaksock. The narrative carries the entire league for years. At some point the poor fellow doesn't reach his mark, at which time a traditional buyer steps in and purchases the team, with the profits going back to the league. Our fledgling GM will be a celebrity and have offers from half a dozen teams.
And in a few years, you do it again, with the latest sad sack franchise.
This idea more stuffed with WIN than Prince Fielder's pants are with ass.
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