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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Brett Myers is a singer now. His single is called “Kegerator”

If you thought that league average pitching and overlooked domestic violence was all that Brett Myers was about, you couldn’t be more wrong. He’s also a singer.

He has a single out. It’s called “Kegerator.” It’s the touching tale of a guy who drank so much beer that his wife kept hassling him so he bought a kegerator and now all his wife sees is one glass instead of a bunch of empty cans. And now he and his friends are “as happy as can be” because their wives are fooled. I wish I was making that up, but I’m not.

RoyalsRetro (AG#1F) Posted: December 31, 2014 at 12:11 PM | 41 comment(s)
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